Money YT 5/5 - shirt buyer cancelled, finances

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Buffalo Chan dijo:
You confused about why this shirt is worth 9088904889 million dollars?
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People have commented in the past about wanting to buy Bob's old clothes. He won't get 9088904889 million dollars for his old clown shirts but they still do have their part in Christory.
 
Chris needs to stop tryna sell stuff. Part of the reason Chris has no money now is because he sold the stupid stamps. The promotional giveaway during the month of April cost him about $4.60 for every dollar he should have made in profit. Had he not sold the 1st grade art project Sonic, he would be deeper in the hole right now.

Think about that. Chris sold crap he got for free. Total revenue was about $1800. After fees and shipping, he should have walked away with $1500. It was an extra month of tugboat. He blew almost $900 on sklylanders crap no one wants. Now he is worse off than when he started. He doesn't have money to ship prizes or buy the figures for "winners".
 
idosometimes dijo:
Chris needs to stop tryna sell stuff. Part of the reason Chris has no money now is because he sold the stupid stamps. The promotional giveaway during the month of April cost him about $4.60 for every dollar he should have made in profit. Had he not sold the 1st grade art project Sonic, he would be deeper in the hole right now.

Think about that. Chris sold crap he got for free. Total revenue was about $1800. After fees and shipping, he should have walked away with $1500. It was an extra month of tugboat. He blew almost $900 on sklylanders crap no one wants. Now he is worse off than when he started. He doesn't have money to ship prizes or buy the figures for "winners".
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Or at least he should ask Kengel to teach him the basics of business financial planning.
 
Someone should make a musical out of this whole ordeal:

Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Christian and The Hell Raising Lackluster Filthshirt
 
thenakedhomeless dijo:
People have commented in the past about wanting to buy Bob's old clothes. He won't get 9088904889 million dollars for his old clown shirts but they still do have their part in Christory.
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I think the only thing I would have conceivably bought was Bob's records and of course Chris pawned them, probably for dimes on the dollar. Kinda funny how he overvalues trash just because he has an attachment to it and practically gives away valuable shit.
 
Orkeosaurus dijo:
I think the only thing I would have conceivably bought was Bob's records and of course Chris pawned them, probably for dimes on the dollar. Kinda funny how he overvalues trash just because he has an attachment to it and practically gives away valuable shit.
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Sad really.
 
Orkeosaurus dijo:
I think the only thing I would have conceivably bought was Bob's records and of course Chris pawned them, probably for dimes on the dollar. Kinda funny how he overvalues trash just because he has an attachment to it and practically gives away valuable shit.
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I bet it's never occurred to him that if a pawn shop isn't willing to buy something, then it's probably not worth keeping. Maybe he'd take appraisals more seriously if they came from a store that had ever stocked Sonichu comics.
 
It's fascinating seeing him state he did years of sewing at art classes and how good a job he did over 5 nights...then immediately contradict these things by pleading he did his best and he'd like to see people do any better while holding up a shirt that still has holes and a bit he even says has already come apart
 
DrPrincessMeatball dijo:
Buyer on the shirt backed out.
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WUahahahahahaahaha! *catches breath* HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I had to. I knew he wasn't getting paid, but his arrogance pisses me off.
At least it seems he's coming close to learning not to count your Sonichus before they're hatched.

Stephen Hillenburg dijo:
Chris really needs to disable that awful music. Every new video he puts out feels like something out of a fever dream with that surreal 15-second-loop in the background constantly.

And of course the payment never went through, thank God. Could you imagine what ol' Autismo would've done with 20 thousand fucking dollars? I'm also interested in what constitutes as a "rough day" for him; what could possibly be rough about never having to work and getting your bills paid and hobbies funded by free money and fan donations?
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Living with that music is like being stuck in a damn elevator for hours at a time. I don't if it's his autism, but that type of mental endurance for crap so bad you'd expect hippie New Age old women to play it as they fondle their crystals and baying at the moon to their Moon Wolf Goddess is something beyond my understanding.

Financhu Crisis dijo:
Ver archivo adjunto 215813 Is that Barb wearing MLP sunglasses behind that doorway?
Looking closer it looks like Barb is behind a plastic bin with a purple lid staring at a wall.
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Slender-Barb. All she needs is 20-grand to go away, or maybe just tree-fiddy.

AnOminous dijo:
Someone needs to pay him to burn the shirt and then shove it up his ass, then reverse charges.
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Not a good idea in this case. We don't know the condition of his damaged taint, and if that shirt causes an infection by being someplace close to that, I don't think that would be something we would want responsibility for. Another life form might grow out of it feeding off the old fatass and Chris might think he's truly become a woman and pregnant with a spore baby or something. If it was something more sterile that was shoved up there, maybe.

RoboticRichardSimmons dijo:
This. Also he found out it's easier to resell Skylander shit that he designed and someone else made. Except for the fact nobody, and I mean NOBODY wants Skylanders shit he designed in 4 minutes on their website.
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Shouldn't somebody go on the web site, make an exact copy minus changing one small detail and pretend to sell the "original" merchandise to piss him off some more?

Dr. Joel Fleischman dijo:
Hitler sewed his shirts back together.
Chris sews his shirts back together.

Just sayin'. :informative:
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Oh come on now. You know the old rule. First person to mention Chris in an argument gets labelled autistic.

Chris: - "So there."
2008-2017, same childish attitude. I forget which early video he did this, but it's back.

The stamp collection went down %75 in price, as it has been stated. If this was a book, or a video game, or anything else, that is what we call the bargain bin heading one step away from the trash. This is close to Bib Fortuna action figures.

Also I'm surprised some idiot hasn't bought the shirt and tried to do a Jackass-like stunt with it, make a video of it and profit off the disgusting thing.
 
Chris is so fucking dumb he doesn't even realize the shirt being fucked up is part of its value and he's currently destroying it by "repairing" it.
 
The American Hedgehog dijo:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2JfSC8awxJc
Backup link

I don't know if this would be helpful to anyone wanting to transcribe, but here is the text ripped from YouTube's captions.

once again captain's log stardate zero five zero five two zero one seven on the first note for today for this fit for this final Captain's Log video for this week starting with the shirt yes I have finished it as you have seen in all the videos and bug and bug graphs in which I've uploaded i've actually a local phrase for the shirt locally from other people I hate that haters have to feel like they continue hating I'd like to see y'all do any better at sewing and mending not everybody has even a small skill level and instinct simple put needle and a thread and Baba thumb to this fabric you think it's so simple you try it go ahead try for yourself anyways for the sale of the shirt I had to cancel that order so obviously I never received the payments from that lady in Wisconsin and obviously her son would be quite disappointed I feel for them us I feel for him as well but she has been belaboring it I've been more too patient that's done so I have not received any money for the shirt whatsoever but it has been repaired and that I am very proud of now y'all think of the by using it but guess what I think it makes it better in value not only does it put it back into a better shape it was before with all the hoes mended and everything it makes it more unique to the person that originally owned it I can even offer an example off the top of my head from that once I watch from Pawn Stars like there was that baseball player who I think I don't know if he was illiterate or never learned to write yeah but then but he did they draw a drawing or some sort of artwork oh yeah nom members name was she was Shoeless Joe Jackson yeah so they came in with a drawing painting that came from shoeless joe and had his signature as this is he could ride it on there yeah I don't know how that came out but anyway even before the final virtue brother was good or not it was highly praised for its value by Rick Harrison or whoever whoever was at the pawn shop that time I don't remember it's still good show good show anyway so let's see that's definitely one example so to take from that I paint a painting but signature of somebody who was illiterate who was illiterate was able to do all that that's rare I have been I personally have been through number of years of our classes throughout my whole educational scholastic lifetime and throughout which I have learned lots of needed work including the needlepoint with the plastic and hey if one reference that the one I did inspired by banjo kazooie that's in the fucking water slide show photographs there somewhere so you take all that to consideration I personally best as I could to my sewing ability and I could I could not do a sewing machine I tried to learn how to work a sewing machine from an Internet video but from watching how that work it just seemed too complicated to over my head so I did all this patiently over five nights Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday night my hand starting with the right sleeve which had Mort which had the right big hole here and here and looks like I got low I should do a little bit more working armpit in the back here I'm just a little bit came undone I had to fix that I'll go if it said tonight but aside from that left arm look at that great job on the left arm and my mother's shirt but saw that stitching here and there and all the holes on the front and back of the shirt I touched up the collar front and back and put my name on it so that's my autograph right there and it will gotten a frame that would be lockable open and close from the front would have the certificate of authenticity from me regardless of y'all think right I did good job or not and obviously I should have a little bit to redo here and there but that's beside the point do that bear one two three four five one two one two one two one two three four five okay okay so that's that anyway from all these concern this shirt is still very much valuable it is still the one iconic shirt constantly consistently drawn throughout my book series my side she comic book series go kept asking about this shirt it was in the laundry bag it was it continued to be damn from January 2014 to April 2017 because the other clothes in that same bag we're wet too that's how that's how I'd looked wet in that first photograph Hey one run through the washer the dryer good and clean like is like it was all good just the holes remained and I fixed up the majority of the holes still the same shirt the one shirt weren't then over the years this shirts is more than fourteen years old very valuable so there hmm Slater she'll have to spin angle towards me I was enough of that rant had her thought or to think right oh yeah so aside front so yeah it did not receive money for the shirt but yeah I am in a financial crisis once again after an automatic draft for one of my bill payments its of my bank account back into the red so that's why I invent this I am reminding everyone about the stamp album and thus its certified drawings from 2014 took them down by half the stamp album with everything with all the stamps included no figure bonuses no bonuses that just stamp it's the Esther stamps and all that and still is sitting the thing reduce down to two hundred fifty dollars will not go any lower and thus its drawings set certified drawings that sound a 1000 dollars all sets them one thousand can't get better deal than that so please somebody help me get out from the red once again by find the stamp album or better thus it's okay please and and then once again lost my train of thought I got the news a subject and my train of thought goes I have rough day emotionally mentally rough date mm-hmm oh well is there anything else okay well yeah this black bag right here I got one of the Skylanders shirts ordered so the remaining shirts have come in and oh boy after I sell either stamp album or the end or the drawings I'll be able to after many shirts get here within a few days or once a week I'll be able to send the cards and the shirts out to the ten people to the ten people from leg from that giveaway and also order the figures I still need to do that now takes it's nothing six yeah so yeah by the stamp album and the drugs I'll be out here please help me out that's pretty much the big topic on my mind finances is the big stressor in my life if the Lord for financial problems if we had a lot more money if we didn't have the frickin mortgage and all the credit card debts we bill up we'd be a lot more better off here home can actually use the money for you know just yeah well we did we do it off there but we can't ah just my life my life welcome to it welcome to my life I guess that's it for right now so I'll do another Captain's Log video next week so until then everyone take care and have a good night
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"Need money for financial crisis and bills"

Spent 400 on a necklace and 700 on shit shirts.

lolno
 
Jesus christ. As someone who has followed Chris on and off in the past two years the levels of decay he has gone through each time I return to lurk is, while not entirely shocking, still incredibly disturbing. Chris looks like he is in his fifties now, and the tail end of his fifties at that. I never thought I'd look at 2009 Chris and think Chris looked so much more presentable and together. Hell, I never thought I'd look at 2014 Chris that way as well. This is started to get more sad then anything. Still lulzy. But mostly sad.
 
deadson dijo:
"Need money for financial crisis and bills"

Spent 400 on a necklace and 700 on shit shirts.

lolno
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Not to mention, as The American Hedgehog pointed out, he spend at least $60 on 5 videogames in the past week. He whines about being in a financial crisis and still spend money on such frivolities. With no thought of setting priorities he will live the rest of his life as a pauper.

You might as well flush the money down the toilet rather than giving to Chris, or give it to TheDude so he can have a trip with his family through Europe.
 
Nacho Man Randy Salsa dijo:
I have no issue with giving him money for nothing. Give him 25,000 dollars for free, inflating his sense of self-entitlement to blimp like proportions will ruin him when Barb finally dies. I believe in playing the long game, and that's what these ebay trolls are doing, they're trolling smart.
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Long game trolling would be so much worse. Case in point, rumor is the DEA used to run psyop shit against the Colombian Cartels by taking recorded phone conversations they had with the voices of the family and friends that said cartel member had lost recently either to natural causes or the nature of business down there. They would essentially soundboard these voices and call them up in the middle of the night to cuss the cartel member out, call them names, tell them what a fuck up they were or even blame them for getting them killed. Now that shit is ghoulish, but having dummy accounts bid too high on a shirt. That's bush league
 
Wait, does Chris legitimately think that the reason a painting by Shoeless Joe Jackson would sell for a lot of money is because he was illiterate? And not because he was one of the most famous baseball players of all time?
 
Suicidal Emo Panda dijo:
Not to mention, as The American Hedgehog pointed out, he spend at least $60 on 5 videogames in the past week. He whines about being in a financial crisis and still spend money on such frivolities. With no thought of setting priorities he will live the rest of his life as a pauper.

You might as well flush the money down the toilet rather than giving to Chris, or give it to TheDude so he can have a trip with his family through Europe.
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How many video games does he have already, and how many does a man child with money problems need?

Never enough :autism:
 
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