Money YT 5/5 - shirt buyer cancelled, finances

[Lucas Wolf]

Is that Barb wearing MLP sunglasses behind that doorway?
Looking closer it looks like Barb is behind a plastic bin with a purple lid staring at a wall.

 

[Medley]

"If I label someone a hater their criticism is automatically invalid"

 

[Subconcious Offense]

TFW you almost slipped that you are begging for money purely to buy toys.

 

[Sasquatch82]

"I did this all patiently over five nights!"

So the 20 minutes of work he put in every night for fiiiive nights is at least equal to the 9-5 job you've been doing for the last 10 years.

 

[Medley]

Chris put some real effort into this. For the first time in his life he is proud of his labor and he doesn't know what to do. Chris is depressed but he mistakes it for stress. Working on something he thinks will make his life better made him happy.

 

[IV 445]

Ver archivo adjunto 215813 Is that Barb wearing MLP sunglasses behind that doorway?
Looking closer it looks like Barb is behind a plastic bin with a purple lid staring at a wall.

Something interesting out of this nonsense

I knew Barb was a cantankerous, greedy, manipulative hag. But could she be pulling the strings behind the sudden sale of the sonic totem? Or his artwork and stamp album?

Don't forget, she screams and threatens to kill herself if Chris doesn't cuddle with her to sleep. Wouldn't surprise me if she milked Chris for cash the way we do for lulz.

 

[eldragolagodra]

"if we didnt have the fricken mortgage or the credit card debt" lol chris... who do you think created all that.... "my life"..... feel sorry for me even tho i play with legos all day and neglect my senile mother who I haul out occasionally for E-Begging....
chris has got to know by now how we think of him (in the finachu crisis).... why is he saying this stuff? who does he expect to get sympathy from?

 

[Chester Rigby]

Ver archivo adjunto 215813 Is that Barb wearing MLP sunglasses behind that doorway?
Looking closer it looks like Barb is behind a plastic bin with a purple lid staring at a wall.

That's some 3spooky5me shit there, mate...

 

[multiverse]

All this continued begging, and he forgot to ask someone to pay the shirt he labored over longer than anything else in the past 3 years? He can't cancel the $700 worth of shirts and figures he ordered, oh no. He needs them for giveaways for future purchases weens are obligated to make of his stamps.

Could you imagine what ol' Autismo would've done with 20 thousand fucking dollars?

He'd have spent it within a week, and been in another Financhu Crisis by month's end.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Wow, Chris' health is degrading at an alarming rate!
I mean through the whole video I don't think his eyes were parallel once, he was always staring at two different directions.
And his mouth was always agape, and his speech is slower and more slurred. Sometimes he says things completely intelligible - and he's having a lot more mental blocks than usual too. He's constantly forgetting what he's going on about and he even breaks out into sweats just sitting in his chair talking!
I mean he's halfway braindead in this video - I'm worried he might actually have a little bit of dementia...

 

[Lucas Wolf]

But could she be pulling the strings behind the sudden sale of the sonic totem? Or his artwork and stamp album?

She is defiantly screaming at him and most likely threatening to kill herself if he doesn't give her the amount of money she wants. She starred in the emergency update so she is certainly involved.

 

[eldragolagodra]

Don't forget, she screams and threatens to kill herself if Chris doesn't cuddle with her to sleep. Wouldn't surprise me if she milked Chris for cash the way we do for lulz.

Source? this is news to me... theres no way chris has become this pathetic, thats lower than a sonichu medalion in the ass. imo

 

[Cackman]

Doesn't Chris' tugboat come in at the beginning of the month? How can he already be overdrawn on the 5th?

 

[Lucas Wolf]

How can he already be overdrawn on the 5th?

Because it's Chris.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Doesn't Chris' tugboat come in at the beginning of the month? How can he already be overdrawn on the 5th?

He mentioned automatic billing. It may be possible that he buys so much shit his bank account has no padding, and a bill comes in while SSDI is arriving late, putting the account in the red.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Ver archivo adjunto 215813 Is that Barb wearing MLP sunglasses behind that doorway?
Looking closer it looks like Barb is behind a plastic bin with a purple lid staring at a wall.

Three Men and a Manbaby

 

[The Dude]

tl;dr: The dumbass in the MLP skirt tricked himself again.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris said:

"And the stamp book has been reduced to $250, will not go any lower"​

Next Week:

"the stamp book is now $125, final offer!"​

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"If we didn't buy all that shit and run up our credit cards, we'd be better off. Give us money to pay it off and then buy more useless shit on credit."

 

[Karen Riley]

I swear this is the closest he's sounded to classic Chris in YEARS! Wearing the classic must have brought his speech patterns back.

"Awl dat dep"

When I first read this post I thought you were over exaggerating but he actually does come across as close to classic Chris, there's a relative clarity to his speech that he doesn't normally have. Maybe the indignation of people criticising him despite his hard work has inspired him to take this video more serious than most of his recent ones.

Not everyone can sew, so of course that makes it unfair to not take into account that he's trying but that doesn't mean that the tailors who said it was beyond repair were wrong and that we should stump up 20 grand to buy it off him.

It's also interesting to see him try to manipulate the troll who made the fake bid, by dangling the disappointment of her son who Chris believes is an avid Sonichu fan, who had his hopes pinned on getting the shirt over her. To bad for Chris it was an attempt to dupe him from the very beginning.