💰 Grifter Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

I fucking knew Synth would blow a gasket at The Boss beating Snake. It really proves my belief that all these anti-woke grifters would cry about Alien and Terminator if they were released today. Synth only views women as literal holes to stick his cock into. Sadly, he’s a perma incel, hence the rage.
I think it's even simpler than that, he has clear mommy issues so whenever he sees a strong, female character manhandling a dude, it gets really personal for him and our brave little culture war soldier spergs out. That might also explain his futa fetish, he might have an Oedipus complex and while he hates his mom, he desperately wants another woman to treat him "like his real mom SHOULD HAVE treated him". How this involves pegging him in the ass with a penis is a whole another matter, I am not a psychologist, but it might imply he really does want to be dominated by a woman in his life even if he hates it. Or, you know, he might just be gay.
 
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Devils advocate: It is part of the lore that she gave birth on the battlefield. If we're being fair, that is a pretty cringe "woman power" moment. If that happened in a modern day title it would be deservedly mocked.
That's typical Kojima anime-tier stuff.

Most people talking about this have already addressed this point when retards on Twitter tried to push this.
The difference between Alien and Terminator if they were released today can already be seen in the modern sequels
-Terrible writing
-Plot holes galore
-And unlike when they were originally released, there was actual thought/care put behind the female characters.
I agree that the modern Alien and Terminator films are not written well, but I am completely convinced that people like Synth would bitch and moan about Ripley (especially Alien 2) or Sarah Conner (especially T2) if those movies came out today. There was 0 thought put into Ripley as a female character in Alien 1 because Ripley was slated to be a man until the president of 20th Century Fox suggested it be changed to a woman, and no dialogue was changed. One would assume the panty scene at the end of the movie was added once the decision was made to make Ripley female, however.
 
I agree that the modern Alien and Terminator films are not written well, but I am completely convinced that people like Synth would bitch and moan about Ripley (especially Alien 2) or Sarah Conner (especially T2) if those movies came out today. There was 0 thought put into Ripley as a female character in Alien 1 because Ripley was slated to be a man until the president of 20th Century Fox suggested it be changed to a woman, and no dialogue was changed. One would assume the panty scene at the end of the movie was added once the decision was made to make Ripley female, however.
Anti-woke culture warriors who hate and suck at videogames have been trying to retro-actively make random games they don't like portrayed as "proto-woke" or just straight up woke, therefore bad, for years. Most obvious example would be Fallout New Vegas, which failed obviously since people who claimed it was woke were found to know nothing about the franchise and barely knew anything about the game itself(it was also a gayop thought up of by angry Bethesda fans who are jealous of the attention that game still gets over 4/76, but that's another topic), and such will also be attempts to label old movies or other games as "woke". This is why I said that Coby is a Dunning Kruger type retard, he knows that something like KCD2 or Dustborn is woke and calls it out as such, but he has such horrid taste and lack of reference of gaming history that he has no problem trying to label older games people enjoyed for years as "woke" in the same vein. He refuses to look at any context in these games either, everything has to be looked at in a vacuum and treated as if it was released today, so any strong female character is automatically a "girl boss" for example. No reference as to why these characters exist, what the motivation of the authors behind them are, how other media looked at the time, nothing. Tetris is woke to these retards because it was literally made by a commie, therefore it is automatically bad.

This is just the other side of the same ugly coin, one one hand you got far left hijacking fandoms and franchises and filling them with propaganda and blatant censorship and on the other side you get idiots like Coby who also want games censored because they also hurt his fee fees. Ironic, considering that his KCD2 streams and review were a big reason why that game became so hated and why content creators shilling it(like WAB) became hated overnight, now he's becoming no better than the people who tried to claim that underage gay sex scene or a magical negro in 1400s Bohemia are "not woke".

I do think that Coby genuinely just hates female characters because of his mommy issues, so everything I just typed probably doesn't refer to him as such, but his fans are definitely the type of mouthbreathers to label everything under the sun as "woke" and try to poorly explain why in the process.
 
Anti-woke culture warriors who hate and suck at videogames have been trying to retro-actively make random games they don't like portrayed as "proto-woke" or just straight up woke, therefore bad,
“The West looked down on cruelty to women and cruelty to women would be less feminist therefore the West was doomed to feminism.”
Unironic genre of take by /v/ jeets.
 
I am completely convinced that people like Synth would bitch and moan about Ripley (especially Alien 2) or Sarah Conner (especially T2)
I agree, they do.
But it isn't everyone, mainly 4cucks and their ilk trying to go scorched Earth.

Take Sarah Connor for example:
-she knew her limitations as a woman and had to be tactical in her breakout plot.
Then, still almost got her ass beat.
Afterwards, hesitantly working with the literal war machine that got her locked up.
Anti-woke culture warriors who hate and suck at videogames have been trying to retro-actively make random games they don't like portrayed as "proto-woke" or just straight up woke, therefore bad, for years.
This💯

These fucks getting left out of the conversation more and more has been a godsend.

That or self-destructing like Synthia:hah:
 
It always devolves to their insecurities about women. That’s why I, also a huge chud, find it boring and gay.

Anytime a subjective opinion tells you more about the opiner than the subject you can safely dismiss the take.
 
It always devolves to their insecurities about women. That’s why I, also a huge chud, find it boring and gay.
Same, it's why Doomers borderline disgust me.

It's all performative after a certain point.
Anytime a subjective opinion tells you more about the opiner than the subject you can safely dismiss the take.
Like the initial inciting incident for Synth:

Screams about The Fat Woman loving BBC
>Caved immediately to her questioning the spergout
>Only dated a nigger
>Into anime gock
>Caught with gay furry porn games.😂
 
Nihilism is a pitfall, tempting to fall into but if nothing matters than why do anything? Why better yourself? Why make the attempt to find a companion to bear the nightmare with? Why have a family? Why get up in the morning?

That mindset will fuck you into the dirt. Now blind hope is stupid and naive, but belief in yourself and your ability to bear the burden and rise, that’s what matters and he lacks it. It’s easier to say all women are nigger-hungry whores because that’s an easier thought than what he wants is out there but requires the bare minimum, which he can’t be bothered with.
 
He's clearly part DSP and part piggertits, don't you remember who the next corn sacrifice will be?
Plus, he is already showing signs. Once he starts getting fat and really hitting the bottle, it will be more obvious, but that pillstream the other day was definitely a step in the right direction.
The corn is ripening nicely... still a little green yet though. A few late summer rains should do well enough for making a mighty fine harvest before the year is out.
 
He seems to have a melty whenever a woman is portrayed as a strong and proficient fighter. I get when it is a little unrealistic like say Star Wars Outlaws but in the case of The Boss her status and skill are very much earned. I think it's a petty thing to get hung up on as some Jewish woke psyop thing when a lot of the feats fairly normal men in games perform are also quite unrealistic.
The boss kicking snake's butt at all has always been another one of kojima's feminist fantasies.
She has no super powers, she is pretty old and the only excuse you can make up for it is that snake is holding back because he does not want to fight his mentor.
Meryl, Sniper Wolf and Quiet are characters that are somewhat believable, strong but all with their own flaws. The Boss is just feminist propaganda all around, even if you take into consideration Metal gear's anime tendencies that tend to minimize the physical strength gap between man and women.
 
Villains building big ultra mecha robots to take over the world? Clones? A guy posessing another guy through a transplant in his arm? Nah, those things are all totally cool and realistic, but I draw the line at an experienced woman who fought in tons of wars and even pretty much developed the whole CQC system just because she beat a man a couple of times before he actually takes her down to finish up her story. No wonder nobody with an actual brain takes people like Synth or the previous poster seriously when every single "powerful" woman nowadays is a feminist plot to.. like... make women look cool or something.
 
Villains building big ultra mecha robots to take over the world? Clones? A guy posessing another guy through a transplant in his arm? Nah, those things are all totally cool and realistic, but I draw the line at an experienced woman who fought in tons of wars and even pretty much developed the whole CQC system just because she beat a man a couple of times before he actually takes her down to finish up her story. No wonder nobody with an actual brain takes people like Synth or the previous poster seriously when every single "powerful" woman nowadays is a feminist plot to.. like... make women look cool or something.

They developed it together. They are supposed to be on the same level of skill more or less, but somehow snake is completely owned twice without any particular reason. Like watching a black belt fucking up someone who started sparring a few months ago, only to magically be able to beat her a few weeks later, because reasons.
It would have been more coherent with the story if they actually showed the two of them standing on equal ground in the in their first fight, with the only thing stopping snake being his feelings towards her.
You put a bunch of unrelated shit together that has no bearing on what I said.
 
The boss kicking snake's butt at all has always been another one of kojima's feminist fantasies.
She has no super powers, she is pretty old and the only excuse you can make up for it is that snake is holding back because he does not want to fight his mentor.
Meryl, Sniper Wolf and Quiet are characters that are somewhat believable, strong but all with their own flaws. The Boss is just feminist propaganda all around, even if you take into consideration Metal gear's anime tendencies that tend to minimize the physical strength gap between man and women.
They developed it together. They are supposed to be on the same level of skill more or less, but somehow snake is completely owned twice without any particular reason. Like watching a black belt fucking up someone who started sparring a few months ago, only to magically be able to beat her a few weeks later, because reasons.
It would have been more coherent with the story if they actually showed the two of them standing on equal ground in the in their first fight, with the only thing stopping snake being his feelings towards her.
You put a bunch of unrelated shit together that has no bearing on what I said.
Boss has a lifetime of experience and is much better at martial arts than Snake, who is a greenhorn who was TAUGHT CQC by The Boss. Him hesitating and pulling back is one factor, the other is that she is just better than him. What is he going to do, shoot her? Good luck, she disassembles his gun at the start of Operation: Snake Eater, remember?
Out of all the things in MGS that don't make sense, people cling on to this because it hurts their fee fees that arguably the most important character in the entire franchise other than Big Boss and Solid Snake themselves is, indeed, powerful and skilled at what she does? Franchise tourism at it's finest, it's almost as if The Boss pretty much founded the modern concept of a Spec Ops unit with her men, alongside an entirely new martial arts technique and all Snake is at the start is another greenhorn that can barely keep up with her. Oh geeze, I wonder who will win in a straight up fight?
It both makes sense and fits perfectly thematically that she is the final, well, boss and only by the end do you actually have the tools and skills to take her down. The pupil surpasses the mentor, this is like writing 101. Do people complaining about these things even consume media or do they just look for outrage clips/reviews and parrot whatever /v/ has to say?
I want culture warriors away from my videogames, I will take all the woke shit in the world(for games I will never play anyways) if it means you lot just fucking leave.
Villains building big ultra mecha robots to take over the world? Clones? A guy posessing another guy through a transplant in his arm? Nah, those things are all totally cool and realistic, but I draw the line at an experienced woman who fought in tons of wars and even pretty much developed the whole CQC system just because she beat a man a couple of times before he actually takes her down to finish up her story. No wonder nobody with an actual brain takes people like Synth or the previous poster seriously when every single "powerful" woman nowadays is a feminist plot to.. like... make women look cool or something.
Metal Gear was never realistic, this is something only a novice to the series would ever claim so you're wasting your breath by pointing all this out. The Boss could manhandle Snake like Senator Armstrong with proto-nanomachine aided muscles as metal music blares and it would still somehow fit in with this wacky universe. Even in MGS3 alone you got a literal ghost stalking you in one of the later boss fights, a guy who can mentally control hornets and turn them into a machine gun, a big russian bastard that can control electricity like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, and the Shagahod makes absolutely no sense itself if you get into the gritty details on how it's supposed to work. Only reason why someone would have a hang up over something that pretty much nobody else over the last 20 years has, one of the more realistic parts of the game too mind you, would be if:

*They have mommy issues/are genuine misogynists, like Synthetic Man, and have a mini-melty anytime a female character is on screen
*They don't play games and just look for reasons to bitch about them(ie culture warriors, on both sides of the aisle)
*They are tourists who have no clue about how MGS works and have somehow fooled themselves into thinking this franchises is in any way grounded in reality

And even then, the last one should make itself abundantly clear that MGS3 is not a game grounded in reality pretty early on. This only leaves people who are intentionally looking for things to get angry/outraged about, without caring if it actually makes sense for the source material(they only look at things in a vacuum, like I said before, zero context).

TLDR; MGS3 is one of the best games of all time, and if you are bitching about the "realism" of the game's intro then you got filtered out. Go back to playing shitty baby games like Coby or browsing /v/.
 
only to magically be able to beat her a few weeks later
You mean how she let him beat her as part of her mission?

It would have been more coherent with the story if they actually showed the two of them standing on equal ground in the in their first fight
And that's the point: They didn't.

But she sacrificed her legacy and life to get the Philosophers Legacy out of Russia's hands.
 
They developed it together. They are supposed to be on the same level of skill more or less, but somehow snake is completely owned twice without any particular reason
I kind of took the lines of “Snake remember the basis of CQC” to be more that Snake was out of practice due to training with Green Berets instead of in field practice and training… which would explain the early dominance and the reluctance to fight the Boss early on. And keep in mind in MGS4 there’s discussion that after Snake Eater files were declassified there was still an inferior level of CQC practiced giving Old Snake an edge. Plus at the end of MGS3 you can essentially easily counter the Boss all the time in CQC if you know what you’re doing.

That’s in universe explanation at least IMO.
 
MGS autism is real.
Metal Gear Solid IS autism, and for that matter, so is Big Boss
Metal_Gear_Autism.webp
Speaking of which, I wonder how many of these apply to Coby as well?
 
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