💰 Grifter Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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MGS3 clips
Synth fails CQC, then stops the recording and plays it back so he can cope to chat that he didn't mess it up, can't figure out how to use Windows Media Player.


Getting spotted, complains about getting seen through walls.


Admits he falls for bait all the time.


Post gameplay clips
Discussion on his autism, his chat's autism, and Devin's autism:
- Chat is 1% more autistic than him and he seethes about chat because of this.
- Devin is less autistic than Synth and chat so he seethes at both of them.
No normies allowed, bans someone who was popular in high school.


GuruLarry is the next guest on Chudcast, queries chat for some questions they want asked, and he already confirmed the Futa question is coming.

Blames "Kiwifarms people" for reporting his stream.


Clip from the last stream - seething at Redpilled chads who have harems, they are killing society.
 
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Madison Grant dijo:
Clip from the last stream - seething at Redpilled chads who have harems, they are killing society.
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I always get a good chuckle when I see shut-in men seething about the 60% single men under 30/30% single women under 30 statistic and writing fanfictions about chads with harems instead of looking at actual quantifiable data we do have:
  1. Older women are far more likely to be single than older men
  2. Women are less likely to remarry after divorce
  3. Men are more likely than women to have mistresses or a secret wife/family
  4. Women are quicker to view themselves as in a committed relationship ("taken/exclusive") than men
  5. There are more young men than young women (not by a huge margin but still)
All of this explains the disparity perfectly. The biggest factor by far is that women are dating older men. But no there are MGTOW chads out there with armies of concubines ruining it for the poor autists.
 
Seeing Coby get bullied for how much he sucks in MGS3 makes me smile. It's like watching DSP get shit on for sucking in MGS2 all over again, you've been there once and now you see the bright future this lolcow has by repeating all the same mistakes.
 
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Clip from the last stream - seething at Redpilled chads who have harems, they are killing society.
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The redpill is group therapy for losers like him. The only thing dumber than lacking self-awareness here is believing their stories of harems and conquests. At best these guys are fucking several women who are also fucking several other men.
 
Berrakh dijo:
The redpill is group therapy for losers like him. The only thing dumber than lacking self-awareness here is believing their stories of harems and conquests. At best these guys are fucking several women who are also fucking several other men.
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It is pretty funny to think that there is guys a-logging Coby by just fucking all the roasties to keep them away from him, tho. Not his fault, bugged mating mechanics! Worthless subhumans are ruining his life guys, he had no chance!
 
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“We combined DSP and Moviebob then raised him on 4chan.”

“Wh-why?”

“I don’t know.”
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He's clearly part DSP and part piggertits, don't you remember who the next corn sacrifice will be?
Plus, he is already showing signs. Once he starts getting fat and really hitting the bottle, it will be more obvious, but that pillstream the other day was definitely a step in the right direction.
 
Responds to a superchat saying he should lift by flexing his sick biceps! Says touching grass is for normalfags, and that he can't train both lifting & do muay thai/boxxing because they are for twinks and you don't train both unless you're a professional.


Gets distracted reading chat and blames the game when he gets caught not looking where he was going. Complains the game doesn't handhold the player enough for when there's an enemy nearby in this 2004 stealth game


Suppressor breaks, complains about his aim.


Clutches the end of his non-lethal fight with The End with a stun grenade after almost choking running out of tranq darts. Coby W!


Fighting with chat about them not telling him what to do before the fight, only during the boss fight, timing someone out for being a backseat gamer.


Says everyone used game guides back in the day.


Gets spotted, says he's spoiled by newer stealth games having more features


Comments on the drama stream getting more views was because it got linked on KF.


Says he's not as autistic around women as Snake is around Eve in the game


Synth says fuck MGS3's plot


Synth experiences bugged crouching mechanics:
 
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I avoided his FF7 review. But, I’m sure I can predict his opinions (be they right or wrong).
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I dunno if pretending like MGS3 was actually le bad all along is some hot new meme on /v/ or something, but I do know they've turned on Silksong and it's apparently supposed to be a meme game. Looking at /v/ now is like seeing your old friend from school shooting up heroin in a back alley.
 
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Says everyone used game guides back in the day.
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No? At most I’d talk with friends and discuss games and how I’m stuck and they’ll drop some knowledge. Most of gamefaqs I read were the billion of discussion breaking down Silent Hill 2’s psychology and plot points. I think the only time I read one for MGS3 was to get all the frogs and found out about how to skip The End’s battle. But it’s pretty clear he needs it since he’s struggling so much with basics. And if he was smart he’d just be running through that area in the scientist outfit
 
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