💰 Grifter Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

[Berrakh]

I dunno if pretending like MGS3 was actually le bad all along is some hot new meme on /v/ or something, but I do know they've turned on Silksong and it's apparently supposed to be a meme game. Looking at /v/ now is like seeing your old friend from school shooting up heroin in a back alley.

/v/ bases its opinions off of opposing reddit, youtube, and twitter… except when they don’t and in fact have the exact same cringe opinions as those places. Like Synth they’re contrarians but really dumb ones.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Him going from pointing out every single plothole in KCD2(he's right BTW) to him complaining about MGS3 and calling the story "shit" is some Dunning-Kruger shit right there. I guess a broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[Cousin Skeeter]

He's not very good at video games beyond very simple ones like platformers from the 90s and 2000s. Watching him try to transfer from being a consolecuck to a PC gamer and play classic games that are more complex than "happy baby jump around" like Ultima VII, deus ex, or vampire the masquerade would be really funny to watch if you couldn't already predict his reactions (calling the game badly designed because he's already trained his neural pathways over 20+ years into happy baby Funtime and never growing out of it), he has dog shit taste in video games and doesn't want to have the medium become more complex and challenging, more interactive and reactive again, he just wants his happy baby linear press x to win games to not have niggers and trannies in them, despite them more or less remaining the same despite the details. He's a monster loser stuck faggot and emblematic of a large swath of grown children media consumers enabling this "stuck" culture.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

Synth had some trouble with The Fury bossfight:

Gets hit by The Fury by running into the flames, says he was actually behind cover! Yells at chat.

1:16

Says The Fury had wallhacks for seeing him when he thought he was in cover

0:53

Raging at RNG

1:00

If You trash talk mgs3 You are a fucking retard who fried his brain on /pol/ and /v/

Coby hates that The Boss beats up Snake:

1:43

A woman whoops his ass then calls him a fag? And people say this isn't woke

 

[Computer Guardian]

Coby hates that The Boss beats up Snake:
synth the boss - Trim.mp4

If this is how he reacts to the remake cutscenes, he's going to fucking blow a gasket the moment he sees the original ones, let alone both versions Secret Theaters, especially if he makes a MGS3 video and has to watch them.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Coby hates that The Boss beats up Snake:

if the boss had a penis futaboy asshole would start leaking

 

[Lupin The Turd]

He seems to have a melty whenever a woman is portrayed as a strong and proficient fighter. I get when it is a little unrealistic like say Star Wars Outlaws but in the case of The Boss her status and skill are very much earned. I think it's a petty thing to get hung up on as some Jewish woke psyop thing when a lot of the feats fairly normal men in games perform are also quite unrealistic.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

Synth gives his final take on MGS3:

0:44

 

[Husky]

melty whenever a woman is portrayed as a strong and proficient fighter

the real reason he is melty is because he is into femdom futa fucking a man in the ass

 

[Foltest]

I want to see him try to play MGS3 OG version with the god awful camera.

 

[Humble Architect]

All gay guys hate women.

Synth is no exception.

 

[Dave.]

Synth gives his final take on MGS3:
SYNTH take on MGS3 story - Trim.mp4

Is that the actual scripted video?

"Because like-- I guess-- because like-- I mean-- because like, because like, because like, because like, because like because like because like because like because like..."

 

[soulgains]

Between work and the kids, I don't really play video games like I used to when I was in Uni, but on the occasion I do its usually 1 out of 4 games I play on rotation. I get Coby's whole job is reviewing games and covering gaming news, but if its actively ruining his life and turning him into a porn addicted ghoul, why doesn't he try experiementing with content that he's actually passionate about? I don't know if he's creative enough for it, but we're seeing the rise of what I've termed "Auteur AI" videos, as in they're made by people using the assistance of AI (like Elephant Graveyard, for example) as opposed to just pure algo generated AI slop. He could start making longform videos just regurgitating shit from 4chan with tight editing, ominous music, and an AI narrator and he'd have a whole new career.

Assuming ol' Cobes wasn't at some point a drug addict, or got brain damage at any point in time, this should be possible for him. Being a complete sexual degenerate can definitely dampen your IQ and ruin your life, but it can't stop you from clipping, using AI, and editing to pump out content on a second channel. Maybe all that cynicism and jadedness can be put to use.

 

[Maker's Mark]

I fucking knew Synth would blow a gasket at The Boss beating Snake. It really proves my belief that all these anti-woke grifters would cry about Alien and Terminator if they were released today. Synth only views women as literal holes to stick his cock into. Sadly, he’s a perma incel, hence the rage.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Whats up with doomer hour now? He ran out of doomer stories so he reads others doomer stories instead?

 

[BadTanMan]

He seems to have a melty whenever a woman is portrayed as a strong and proficient fighter. I get when it is a little unrealistic like say Star Wars Outlaws but in the case of The Boss her status and skill are very much earned. I think it's a petty thing to get hung up on as some Jewish woke psyop thing when a lot of the feats fairly normal men in games perform are also quite unrealistic.

Devils advocate: It is part of the lore that she gave birth on the battlefield. If we're being fair, that is a pretty cringe "woman power" moment. If that happened in a modern day title it would be deservedly mocked. That being said, I do like the Boss as a character because her motives are not 2 dimensional and the relationship she has with Snake is well written. Kojima does go overboard with it, but that's par for the course.

 

[Hypercop]

Devils advocate: It is part of the lore that she gave birth on the battlefield. If we're being fair, that is a pretty cringe "woman power" moment. If that happened in a modern day title it would be deservedly mocked. That being said, I do like the Boss as a character because her motives are not 2 dimensional and the relationship she has with Snake is well written. Kojima does go overboard with it, but that's par for the course.

That's just wacky Kojima shit to be fair. Anyone who wants to go, "But Kojima was actually proto-woke!!" should take a long hard look at the Beauty and the Beast Corps from MGS4 or rewatch Quiet's scenes from V.

 

[Chong West]

Whats up with doomer hour now? He ran out of doomer stories so he reads others doomer stories instead?

He's said that he's revealed so much about himself that he only has the right for others to share their doomer stories, the fag calling others parasocial turning his streams into a doomer hotline.

He's also said that there are some stories he would never tell on stream, he likely figured that he was getting to that stage of inadvertently blurting them out and digging his grave deeper like his futa ubermensch talk when he was drunk. So he reads other people's doomer stories to prevent himself from telling those stories. Who knows how badly compromising these particular stories would be, though you can imagine they would be quite bad if he is openly noting that he will never tell them.

 

[Libera Nos A Malo]

He's not very good at video games beyond very simple ones like platformers from the 90s and 2000s. Watching him try to transfer from being a consolecuck to a PC gamer and play classic games that are more complex than "happy baby jump around" like Ultima VII, deus ex, or vampire the masquerade would be really funny to watch if you couldn't already predict his reactions (calling the game badly designed because he's already trained his neural pathways over 20+ years into happy baby Funtime and never growing out of it), he has dog shit taste in video games and doesn't want to have the medium become more complex and challenging, more interactive and reactive again, he just wants his happy baby linear press x to win games to not have niggers and trannies in them, despite them more or less remaining the same despite the details. He's a monster loser stuck faggot and emblematic of a large swath of grown children media consumers enabling this "stuck" culture.

I would sacrifice 100 spyros/marios/ratchets/kirbys so I could have my Mankind Divided sequel (assuming it was made by competent non nigger/jeet/tranny developers.

 

[harmy.kook]

would cry about Alien and Terminator if they were released today.

Most people talking about this have already addressed this point when retards on Twitter tried to push this.
The difference between Alien and Terminator if they were released today can already be seen in the modern sequels
-Terrible writing
-Plot holes galore
-And unlike when they were originally released, there was actual thought/care put behind the female characters.


Now, /V/tards on the other hand...
Like... there's a reason why Synthia and others like him self-destructed.
Not only do they not look beyond the surface level, they also do exactly what Progressives do and retroactively claim something is "Actually Woke" from 30 years ago.

They aren't adaptive to change and end up pushing the Progressive cope, but they think it's some "Redpilling about the way it always was"