DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Phil's big rant today was a big mess for numerous reasons but one little part that I found funny was his insistence that he's changed and he's more successful than ever because he play the games that YOU want him to play.

So... for 10+ years you operated a business centered around people watching you play games without considering if people want to watch you play the games? Am I understanding this right? It took well over a decade of doing this for a living for you to sit down and think "I should play games that people want to see me play for this job I have where people tune in to see me play games". This is the narrative we're going with?

It's another case of Phil existing in a perpetual present. Past Phil was such a nitwit retard that I cannot believe thought what he was doing was smart. I, current Phil, truly have achieved chim. Savings? Health? Sounds like future Phil's problem to me bucko. I'm living life 10 goals at a time.
The past and the future do not exist and are merely canvases for present Phil to paint whatever narrative is the most immediately beneficial on a surface level for him at this exact moment.
 
Phil's big rant today was a big mess for numerous reasons but one little part that I found funny was his insistence that he's changed and he's more successful than ever because he play the games that YOU want him to play.

So... for 10+ years you operated a business centered around people watching you play games without considering if people want to watch you play the games? Am I understanding this right? It took well over a decade of doing this for a living for you to sit down and think "I should play games that people want to see me play for this job I have where people tune in to see me play games". This is the narrative we're going with?

It's another case of Phil existing in a perpetual present. Past Phil was such a nitwit retard that I cannot believe thought what he was doing was smart. I, current Phil, truly have achieved chim. Savings? Health? Sounds like future Phil's problem to me bucko. I'm living life 10 goals at a time.
The past and the future do not exist and are merely canvases for present Phil to paint whatever narrative is the most immediately beneficial on a surface level for him at this exact moment.
It funny because if anything the opposite is true the games he played used to matter because the hot new releases did do numbers for him and drive the business so if he listened to his fans back then he would've made even more $$$$.

Now he could just play what he wants to play most of the time and not take much of a hit financially but he still has to play new releases whenever possible and drop stuff he likes. He is basically forcing himself to play stuff he doesn't want to play (Tony Hawk, DK, DS2 , Mario Kart are all clearly games he did not enjoy playing recently) just because they are new releases. The only game I have seen him actually truly enjoy in the last few months is CvS2.

He has admitted this is true many times that he can just play whatever cause the money comes outside of the gameplay but he still can't pull the trigger and just play what he wants
 
Turns out Youtube will soon scan all US users for underaged users using AI, basing on their speech patterns, video history or the longevity of their accounts.

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I wonder if their Pajeet AI would inexplicably mark DarkSydePhil as underage. It would be glorious seeing his meltdown whenever this happens.
 
Is it a prequisite to be a fucking retarded faggot in order to be a furry or what? The two terms should be interchangeable at this point.
Hold on, Professor, the equation is not complete.

Didn't look too far into him before but got curious to see if people were, as is tradition, mocking him in his own comment section, only to follow through to his twitter and uncover this gem of a chat log.

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I doubt this random nobody would also have random nobodies calling him a pedo to 40 people, if there wasn't at least some proof, plus, the facebook is the real one, so the guy must know something with tangible proof here that I don't.

After that and a quick facebook search, the highlights:

Hardcore furry trump supporter.
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Spent most of his time a-logging boogie and calling him a pedo on twitter.

Has a busted hip and needed surgery because he's fat and gay (personal theory), turns out he was just born deformed in the spine column.

Has at least 2 cars, despite the fact that HE WAS TOOTHLESS, HE WAS A BUM:story:
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Has veeners now, which I found out from a literal make a wish style video from some foodie's channel

So in summary, he is a furry, retard of mind and body and a potential pedophile, the Phil burnell fan trifecta is complete.
 
Turns out Youtube will soon scan all US users for underaged users using AI, basing on their speech patterns, video history or the longevity of their accounts.

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I wonder if their Pajeet AI would inexplicably mark DarkSydePhil as underage. It would be glorious seeing his meltdown whenever this happens.
Reminder DSP has the pschology of an 8 years old so he might be fucked.

I apologise. That was very insulting. To 8 year olds.
 
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He seems to actually not know what the whales will pay him for and what they won't. I'm really curious why he doesn't just ask them on discord what they will give him money for instead of going through this same routine every time he gets a new game.
Or...................like any decent person, just accept the good days with the bad.
he's changed and he's more successful than ever because he play the games that YOU want him to play.
So he was lying all these years when he said he played the games the viewers wanted?
 
LMFAO listening to the stream and he literally just said he wishes he was more aligned with his donors with games 😭😭😭
its wild that he's been doing this for 17 years and he still thinks people need to donate for what he wants to play, that he shouldn't have to play what people want to see to make money. i blame the retards who give him money to exist for this.
 
Turns out Youtube will soon scan all US users for underaged users using AI, basing on their speech patterns, video history or the longevity of their accounts.

Ver archivo adjunto 7714558

(Screencap archive just in case)

I wonder if their Pajeet AI would inexplicably mark DarkSydePhil as underage. It would be glorious seeing his meltdown whenever this happens.

Google is going to really have their AI put to the test when Phil won’t shut the fuck up about being a mature adult, then in the same breath say your car tells you when it needs oil.
 
Better question: will it ever actually end?

Sometimes I feel like a prisoner trapped in Phil's warped view of reality - a sort of sanitarium where rather than getting treatment I'm begin permanently injected with various experimental psychotropic medications and where up is down, down is up and the grass is never green.

"permanently sinking ship" as the subforum description feels a bit too accurate at times - if this were the titanic then the crew and passengers all died long, long ago and the boat must be resting on the floor of the ocean and we're all trapped in a tiny pocket of air at this point.
what will you think of with your penultimate breath?
 
My favorite Captain Alex moment was when he was talking about getting fucking steamrolled at Pokemon TGC or some shit, and wanted other contestants to give him a chance to win (For obvious reasons). He was going ballistic since he was never able to win a single time against anyone, in the midst of him sperging out he said that if he lost one more time he would bring a gun to the convention and fucking kill himself there LOL.
 
My favorite Captain Alex moment was when he was talking about getting fucking steamrolled at Pokemon TGC or some shit, and wanted other contestants to give him a chance to win (For obvious reasons). He was going ballistic since he was never able to win a single time against anyone, in the midst of him sperging out he said that if he lost one more time he would bring a gun to the convention and fucking kill himself there LOL.


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