🧊 IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

How will this trial end for Johnny Somali?

  • Manual labor, welcome the cabbage field motherfucker!

    Votos: 523 62.3%
  • Ends up some criminals girlfriend.

    Votos: 176 21.0%
  • Punching bag for the entire cell block.

    Votos: 292 34.8%
  • Dies trying to escape.

    Votos: 87 10.4%
  • God is dead, he walks away free.

    Votos: 111 13.2%

  • Total de votantes
    840
its a wild cope to me that in your guys' mind that the fact they have done absolutely nothing so far is somehow proof that they are eventually going to do something, instead of they are going to stay the course and do absolutely nothing. "oh we're going to let this hideous monkey run rampant to try and rack up more charges" come on
Yes... because they have been letting the monkey run rampant and rack up more charges. He doesn't do anything violent, he's just an obnoxious asshole that occasionally gets punched in the mouth, and also can't legally work to afford any income so has to become a drain on whichever idiot(and they don't like Hank either) decides to house him? Why spend the money locking him up when they don't have to?

You already quoted my comment, but why is it cope if they just wanted to deport this idiot, they'd have done so? They could have deported him back in November if they wanted to, there's nothing preventing that. Now think about your scenario for a moment.

In your scenario, the moron commits a bunch of minor crimes. Korea prevents him from leaving the country, and wastes a bunch of time and money in court to just deport him later with no sentence? What the fuck would the point of that be?

Also, ditch the faggy reaction gif, this isn't discord.
 
Yes... because they have been letting the monkey run rampant and rack up more charges. He doesn't do anything violent, he's just an obnoxious asshole that occasionally gets punched in the mouth, and also can't legally work to afford any income so has to become a drain on whichever idiot(and they don't like Hank either) decides to house him? Why spend the money locking him up when they don't have to?

You already quoted my comment, but why is it cope if they just wanted to deport this idiot, they'd have done so? They could have deported him back in November if they wanted to, there's nothing preventing that. Now think about your scenario for a moment.

In your scenario, the moron commits a bunch of minor crimes. Korea prevents him from leaving the country, and wastes a bunch of time and money in court to just deport him later with no sentence? What the fuck would the point of that be?

Also, ditch the faggy reaction gif, this isn't discord.
uuuh muh fritos and ramen. hank house, hank house. like he wasnt already livin like that, consequence free, not a single day in jail, screen cap this
 
uuuh muh fritos and ramen. hank house, hank house. like he wasnt already livin like that, consequence free, not a single day in jail, screen cap this
I'm going to try to make this as simple as possible for you.

He can't work or legally earn income in the country. He can't buy food or pay rent. Initially he was still earning a pitiful income from his livestreams but is banned from most platforms so that's no longer an option(and legally questionable anyway).

Hank having to cover Johnny's room and board with Johnny only being his gay partner as payment means that cost of living has to come from somewhere, not to mention his alcohol habit.

There's also a huge difference between having someone in your place for a month, and having to put up with them for a year and we've already seen Hank complaining about Johnny being broke and his family(who he gets his own money from due to a lack if income himself) paying for the shit.

Hank is also not liked in Korea. Hence why he's supported by his family like the dead weight that he is. The court system has no problem with Johnny driving Hank crazy or even broke.

Unlike Vitaly in the Philippines who was actually assaulting people, stole some security guard's motorcycle, etc. Johnny hasn't done anything remote close to any of that so just leaving him stuck on a peninsula of people who hate him is plenty to let the slow legal process(as if the US also isn't slow about shit) since he can't go anywhere. If Johnny did start actually acting violently, then they probably would lock his ass up but he's too much of a pussy to do that because even in Korea he's still a manlet.

If you really think he's living consequence free.. what are you, 12? The man can't do anything on his own, can't even read shit there, and is stuck in a country of people who hate him with the occasional person that will play along because they want to see the monkey dance. If the bail system actually worked out like that in the US, it wouldn't be as much of a joke as it is.
 
uuuh muh fritos and ramen. hank house, hank house. like he wasnt already livin like that, consequence free, not a single day in jail, screen cap this
Yeah, Hank does not have enough allowance for two people. Living on a ramen cup is not consequence free. If he gets out of Hank's house, he will be recognized and beaten.

He can't work or legally earn income in the country. He can't buy food or pay rent. Initially he was still earning a pitiful income from his livestreams but is banned from most platforms so that's no longer an option(and legally questionable anyway).
Technically it was always illegal as he had a tourist Visa, not a work Visa.
 
its a wild cope to me that in your guys' mind that the fact they have done absolutely nothing so far is somehow proof that they are eventually going to do something, instead of they are going to stay the course and do absolutely nothing. "oh we're going to let this hideous monkey run rampant to try and rack up more charges" come on
it's just how their backwards legal system works
 
LM likes to use such language because it aggravates his subjects. He likes reminding Smally of the trouble he is in because lashes out more. Very shrewd but it pays well when dealing with a retard.
It's just an ass pat to his paypigs.

Anyone can be a member of the paypig squad, er...I mean "Somali Conviction Team" if you just submit a credit card number.

LM is no different than any streamer. He has to regularly condition the fan base to understand cues on when to open the wallets up. It's amazing how good he is at it. He can literally take someone's tweet and turn it into a 3 hour stream and tons of superchats, without actually saying anything of substance, all the while with the screen presence of a traffic cone.

Fat Sean wishes he was that efficient, except...well Sean actually has a job in the legal field where as LM used to just skim money off of clueless tourists/expats as a self employed "white monkey." Thankfully, he doesn't have to do that anymore since the Somali gravy train is in full effect.
 
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It's just an ass pat to his paypigs.

Anyone can be a member of the paypig squad, er...I mean "Somali Conviction Team" if you just submit a credit card number.
I am talking about the choice of name being something that annoys Smally. Pointing out that, like every human, he wants money is a nothing-burger. Not the expose you think it is.

LM is no different than any streamer. He has to regularly condition the fan base to understand cues on when to open the wallets up. It's amazing how good he is at it. He can literally take someone's tweet and turn it into a 3 hour stream and tons of superchats, without actually saying anything of substance.
What can I say? Tweets can lead to a lot of legal trouble. Pointing out how and why is not bad content. If you screw up your life with a post in a way that a lawyer has to spend an hour describing the ways you screwed up then that is on you.

Fat Sean wishes he was that efficient, except...well Sean actually has a job in the legal field where as LM used to just skim money off of clueless tourists/expats as a self employed "white monkey." Thankfully, he doesn't have to do that anymore since the Somali gravy train is in full effect.
Everything you say can be summed up to "I do not like this guy and I have headcanoned him as a creepy scammer". And he might be that. For now though, we have no proof of that and unless you have something new, you are going to be needlessly repetitive. Just go make the Goddamn thread you so wish to make. I am not a LM uberfan or anything but dammit, it is annoying to hear someone make accusations they cannot back-up with solid evidence. Let this not be a SoK situation.
 
Everything you say can be summed up to "I do not like this guy and I have headcanoned him as a creepy scammer". And he might be that. For now though, we have no proof of that and unless you have something new, you are going to be needlessly repetitive. Just go make the Goddamn thread you so wish to make. I am not a LM uberfan or anything but dammit, it is annoying to hear someone make accusations they cannot back-up with solid evidence. Let this not be a SoK situation.
I barely post in this thread. Apply for a mod position if you want to gatekeep the thread.
 
I barely post in this thread.
Does it matter? You never add anything to the conversation. You just call LM creepy and expect unanimous agreement like you dropped the diss of the century. Either show proof of him being creepy or expect pushback.

Do not expect others to echo your beliefs when they are backed by nothing.
 
Does it matter? You never add anything to the conversation. You just call LM creepy and expect unanimous agreement like you dropped the diss of the century. Either show proof of him being creepy or expect pushback.

Do not expect others to echo your beliefs when they are backed by nothing.
I've never referred to LM as creepy. You're intentionally doing this and it's annoying. I'll move on.

It's clearly your thread to dominate.
 
I've never referred to LM as creepy.
Not specifically the word creepy but you are rather circling it by pointing out he helps expats in Thailand. I get why Thailand is seen as sketchy but unless we have proof of him doing something, maybe avoid any accusations. You did call him a "white monkey". That has negative connotations I am not sure he fits. Just stick to the safe side and avoid calling him things like that. And that includes saying he has no job in the legal field. We are not sure. He might be employed by people we do not know.
 
Stfu nigger no one cares about LM this much. This thread is for Somali and you've rehashed those points adnaseum.
Real maturity right there. Listen, if others make the same wrong statements, they get the same rebuttals. If they want different points, they can raise different arguments. I do not bring up LM more than others do. I would rather not talk about him. I am not derailing the thread by calling out others. It is others that bring up LM and whatever they think of him in the Smally thread. This is not the "LM Hater Club". It is the "Smally Hater Club". Unless, you have something to correct about LM RELATING TO HIS COVERAGE OF SMALLY then take your own advice and stfu yourself. I am tired of hearing about how one or another thinks LM is one thing or another. This is not his thread. You have no proof. Either wait until something comes up on LM or talk about Smally. Other cover Smally too, why not bring up a creator of your choice?
 
Stfu nigger no one cares about LM this much. This thread is for Somali and you've rehashed those points adnaseum.
So why the fuck do people keep coming to the thread to bitch and complain about him then? Most of this whole fucking page has been random people bitching about legal dipshit, after a half a page of some moron failing to find the logic in his own argument. regarding deporting the actual topic of the thread.

Buy hey, look how much you've contributed to the conversation in any way at all? Oh wait...
 
So why the fuck do people keep coming to the thread to bitch and complain about him then? Most of this whole fucking page has been random people bitching about legal dipshit, after a half a page of some moron failing to find the logic in his own argument. regarding deporting the actual topic of the thread.

Buy hey, look how much you've contributed to the conversation in any way at all? Oh wait...
theres something wrong with legal dicksucker and instinctually deep down inside we all fuckin know it, thats why theres derailment about him. he's a weird fucker, he's a cock sucker, he's up to no good.
 
Not specifically the word creepy but you are rather circling it by pointing out he helps expats in Thailand. I get why Thailand is seen as sketchy but unless we have proof of him doing something, maybe avoid any accusations. You did call him a "white monkey". That has negative connotations I am not sure he fits. Just stick to the safe side and avoid calling him things like that. And that includes saying he has no job in the legal field. We are not sure. He might be employed by people we do not know.
LM probably does shady shit, and as one of the major players in this drama by his decision to involve himself directly with it, deserves just as much scrutiny. It's a part of talking about this. Especially with the lack of actual Somali content. Spending that much time in a country known to have sex trafficking of minors raises some eyebrows. Especially as a glorified legal tour guide.
 
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theres something wrong with legal dicksucker and instinctually deep down inside we all fuckin know it, thats why theres derailment about him. he's a weird fucker, he's a cock sucker, he's up to no good.
Then get yourself a PI and find out. It sounds to me that everyone WANTS there to be something because of boredom or something. That is stupid.

LM probably fucked thai kids, and as one of the major players in this drama by his decision to involve himself directly with it, deserves just as much scrutiny. It's a part of talking about this. Especially with the lack of actual Somali content. Spending that much time in a country known to have sex trafficking of minors raises some eyebrows. Especially as a glorified legal tour guide.
Proof? Every country has its seedy underbelly. Not everyone that goes there will go for that exact thing. The US also has a lot of trafficked minors ever since the border became like Swiss cheese. By that same logic, anyone going there is also a pedo.
And no, he does not deserve the same scrutiny as a guy who is a PROVEN CRIMINAL! No one does. There is a thing called "presumption of innocence". Innocent until proven guilty.
 
Spending that much time in a country known to have sex trafficking of minors raises some eyebrows
That's some hefty accusations to make based on... well, nothing.

Also, he's covering the Somali saga because it's what brings in viewers, and thus earns him money and fame. It's not a difficult concept to grasp.

Call it ghoulish if you want, but the whole world is united in wanting that rat-faced nigger to do some hard time in prison.
 
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