💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Targeted Individual]

a groomer with a TV show seems like a bad idea!

Drake & Josh was pretty funny, and it had 2 pedophiles in it.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Ok they can go put on a dress and they can have girls night with a bunch of people they have no relation to at all, who exist in what amounts to a totally different culture. Then we can talk about our favorite romance novels, and how much we love our cats!

It's nice you have high enough estrogen levels to make that work but a lot of males aren't intersex, so they need bonds of more substance. Saying they should go fucking bowling in between their work hours is pretty retarded, and genuinely sounds like something a middle aged cat lady would say. Of course assuming they even have work hours that are compatible at all to begin with.

This is a really weird direction for this thread.

What the fuck are you on about? How is that strong male bonding going? You have to start somewhere retard, and trust me you aren't any better or more special than the guys at the bar or bowling.

You also aren't a genius for figuring out the world's fucked. Everyone knows that. In fact you're behind the curve because if you have a bowling buddy you at least have someone who can help you move a couch down a flight of stairs.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Sometimes I get numbed by failure man. I find it frightening to leave things up to chance and I try to control as much as I possibly can. So when things fail, I consider it a personal failing, some indication of insufficiency or lack of skill but ultimately my fault. It's enough to drive you insane sometimes but ultimately makes you numb. Idk if this is off topic but I seriously don't believe stuff like this, it feels like rationalizing failure and sweeping it under the rug. Failure is something which cannot be rectified or returned from. Maybe I'm just too doomerpilled, hopefully things can be better.

Perhaps it is "cope", but at least it's a healthier one.
People (fuck myself included at times) cannot grasp the reality they are dealing with. Failure is just part of life and it is definitely blindsiding.

One thing you *HAVE* to remind yourself is that nobody ever experiences the same existence. We all are different human beings with strengths and weaknesses.

That being said, I can really relate with what you're saying, especially given my current life circumstances. In order to stay sane you have to remind yourself also of what you *do* have even if the depression is really strong.

 

[Drifty Shifter]

30 year olds sexually grooming juniors in high school is not normal, actually.

Is this what modern-day Sam Hyde fans actually think?


What it boils down to is that you believe Sam deserves less criticism because you like Sam's content and not Destiny's content.

I disagree.

I never said or implied that you dumb nigger. You should learn to read before you just post shit.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

C

What the fuck are you on about? How is that strong male bonding going? You have to start somewhere retard, and trust me you aren't any better or more special than the guys at the bar or bowling.

You also aren't a genius for figuring out the world's fucked. Everyone knows that. In fact you're behind the curve because if you have a bowling buddy you at least have someone who can help you move a couch down a flight of stairs.

Couldn't agree more bowling has always been my go to for socialization. You do friend leagues, work leagues, and when you have kids you get them into it and they bowl against your friends kids. Rome wasn't built in a day, and as a wise man once said "fuck it dude lets roll" (unless its shabot).

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Everyone is a crypto-jew if you're schizophrenic enough

First off, I love this, this is brilliant.

If you can drive a 3000lb chunk of steel then sex is nothing.

In a post so stunningly stupid that Sneedifarms and I both marked as stupid, even though we almost always mark each other's posts as stupid, I found this text. If you want to talk about the mechanics of sex and the navigation of STD/pregnancy risk, sure, I'll agree that if you have enough judgment to operate a vehicle, you can operate your gonads. However, if you view sexual activity as part and parcel of a stable relationship on which to start a family rather than a means to just release endorphins for a few hours, the mechanics of cultivating a stable relationship is really the domain of a fully formed brain and considerably more difficult than simply operating a vehicle. The pursuit of casual sex is not something to be lionized. When one party is barely legal and the other is coming up on middle age, it becomes extremely disgusting, even if legally permitted. "But it's legal bro" is fucking stupid.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

At least it wasnt a 16 year old pajeet

No, she's probably working as Elon Musk's assistant.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I never said or implied that

Are all Sam Hyde e-sons this stupid? The answer is no, but most are more stupid.

Let me help you out:

My point is that he's made content in the past that's actually enjoyable

What it boils down to is that you believe Sam deserves less criticism because you like Sam's content and not Destiny's content.

The fact that you believe that Sam Hyde has "made content in the past that's actually enjoyable" does not make him permanently immune from criticism. SORRY!

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

perhaps you should actually read what I said. I don't support any sort of loose morals. I'll restate 16 is not a kid, if so why is she on the internet? second 30 is not middle age. I think young women should get married at 16 better than queers like you jerking off to them when there shit parents fail them. Perhaps look to history and what works. Woman should be mothers by 20 and men by 21. Otherwise you end up with retards that bitch about not having resources or friends at 30 while watching cartoons and being paypigs to ethots and streamers. The problem is simple most of the people that support faggots like Sam, have never been in a fight let alone lifted a 5lb weight.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Woman should be mothers by 20 and men by 21

Men can't be mothers. Sorry to break it to you.

Edit: or do you mean women should be men by 21? either way doesn't work

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Young guys ass mad about older guys pulling young girls is just the fact they spend their time being fat and playing vidya instead of being normal.

perhaps you should actually read what I said. I don't support any sort of loose morals. I'll restate 16 is not a kid, if so why is she on the internet? second 30 is not middle age. I think young women should get married at 16 better than queers like you jerking off to them when there shit parents fail them. Perhaps look to history and what works. Woman should be mothers by 20 and men by 21. Otherwise you end up with retards that bitch about not having resources or friends at 30 while watching cartoons and being paypigs to ethots and streamers. The problem is simple most of the people that support faggots like Sam, have never been in a fight let alone lifted a 5lb weight.

I said APPROACHING middle age. 30 is closer to 40 than it is to 16. Regarding the statement that men should be fathers by 21 (not realistically attainable in the current climate or even a climate that shifts a bit to the right over time) rather than be paypig doomer NEETS, that is an incredibly false dichotomy. Young men have a choice to be blackpilled doomer NEETS who worship e-daddies or they can make something of themselves, whether or not they are fathers and which age that option is executed. I'll agree that a sizable, if not overwhelming, portion of Sam's fanbase is the definition of "failure to launch," You supported loose morals the moment you equated older guys hooking up with younger girls as "pulling" them, as if it were some sort of accomplishment to be lionized. Your entire argument is based on the idea that it isn't possible to be a functional younger man unless you lock in the father role at 21, which ironically is an excuse for any man who doesn't accomplish this to go full doomer NEET at 22.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

It's kinda hard to build the future when you're an atomized individual worker drone.

maybe you would have more friends if you didn't have such a doomer mindset about life

 

[Rick Nekieta]

In a sense, doomers are worse than predators, because at least predators have drive and conviction. The difference is that doomers can knock it off whenever they choose to, whereas a predator is something that must neutralized, because it can not and will not stop of it's own accord. Back in 2017, I liked Sam because I thought it was a good use of his resources at that time to rage out against injustices within a hypocritical system, but I was sincerely hoping that in a few years, he'd shave that shit off his face and become a more temperate and normal member of society. I was completely unaware of Marky and completely unaware of who he was at his core. Sam is the epitome of doomer nihilism and "above it all" crap. I was very much on Sam's side through his (literal show) cancellation and time as a (real or perceived) menace to left wing thought, but really grew tired of his schtick around the time he donned his neck brace and did his "Stop paying your debts" act. I'll admit that I enjoyed his Idubbz ambush, but I generally don't like him as an artist or a philosopher because of how full of himself he is. I learned of the Marky thing about 4 years ago and really just put him out of mind after that.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Anybody who takes Sam's words as inspiration in the absence of a real father figure, should also take the Marky stuff the same way as most fatherful people eventually have to realise our daddy is indeed an imperfect fallible human, prone to great weakness the very same as Sam's 16 year old butthole lust.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Oh no
The new years example has started a bitch slap fight. 4/10, christmas example was much better.
On a serious note, there is no way that anyone looking into markyposting even slightly wouldn't arrive at roughly the same conclusion (unless being dishonest with yourself). This just nearly straightens the mumble jumble Channing produces into a comprehensible format.

 

[mentally retarded user]

One of the foids here should compile a new post with all the gossip, the highlight feature is not good enough.

I want this done in a week, don't wait until Josh does it himself again.
You foids and trannies always need A REAL MAN to get shit done.

https://sh1teamcancel.com/2021/10/31/1/

This website is now down but archived. https://archive.is/e7FBp https://archive.is/3sTaj (link found in the blogpost)
Similar to what @Swamp_Donkey says, it's just more copy pasted markyposting shit, and its actually some nothing-burger about bicflame, and I don't care about this.

The Lt Corbis video didn't work, is the Tenacious Turnip video working? probably not. (Edit: The Tenacious video is the best one yet, Tom just copy this and dont wear a gay little mask)
Saying 'jewish edaddy' a lot will not work, anti-semitic much? 4chan failed so don't drag the failed /pol/bait tactics in here.
My theory is that these third-party 'exposé' by random retards going through the 4chan archive posts (something that wont exist in 10 years) will never work and Sam will get away with it.
Unless... Turkey Tom can do a proper video?!?!
Foids and trannies in the thread, get to work, compile useful info.

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We need actual insiders to speak up, Gammon will not bite the bullet for the team because of his own case, he has shit to hide and too much collateral and he is a coward, same with the entire Adult Swim team.

Marky has to step up and give a testimony, it's the only way, it can't be discord screen caps that come from 4chan.
With the amount of schizos and faggots that orbit these /r9k/ egirls, I even suspect trolls trolling trolls and falsification with that shit.

No random retards who are high, this keeps happening over and over.

I found PeggieBigCocks youtube channel.

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[Cheesy Beavy]

Anybody who takes Sam's words as inspiration in the absence of a real father figure, should also take the Marky stuff the same way as most fatherful people eventually have to realise our daddy is indeed an imperfect fallible human, prone to great weakness the very same as Sam's 16 year old butthole lust.

Every single one of us is a piece of shit. Everyone. Every human. Anyone you look up to is probably holding their own secrets (some worse than others no doubt) but WE ARE ALL pieces of human sewage in one way or another. I knew this before; but seeing creators I thought were alright have threads here showing they are indeed fags, fur fags, pedos, or whatever else, only goes to show we are all pieces of human shit. I'm not better than you, you're not better than me. No use in pretending you're better than someone else because you do this that or the other.

We're all human feces in one way or another.

Thanks KiwiFarms

 

[mentally retarded user]

On the topic of random retards who will end up ruining everything and creating more noise.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

If you willingly do something wrong, knowing it's wrong, there's no coming back from it.

so wouldn't the optimal position in your mind be for everyone to act like a bunch of ignorant spics? and better yet to teach our kids not a single good virtue or moral? Is Nick Rekieta the best father in your mind? because logically he is. Nick doesn't know or seems to pretend not to know giving his kids cocaine is wrong. And we certainly let niggers get away with so much with the assumption they don't know better, i guess intelligence is actually a huge negative in your mind.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

I don't have any of the receipts for this on hand but I remember it being pretty frequently repeated among the people who keep track of the dirt on the east coast edgy comedy scene that Hyde is on the periphery of, that comedians fucking their underage fan girls is not particularly shocking or uncommon. I have seen it mentioned in regards to Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias, Adam Friedland (all associates of Sam for a long time), as well as Chapo Trap House and others in that scene. But you can even just listen to their comedy, lusting after teenage girls or talking about sex traffickers like Epstein with "ironic" reverence is a pretty frequent punchline for comedians in or around this scene (e.g Gillis, also a long time associate of Hyde). They also all extol the same kind of nihilist "nothing matters, everything is permitted" ideological vapidity. Which might explain why supposedly "alt right" comedian Sam Hyde gets on so well with socialist podcasters who occasionally say edgy shit for a punchline.