💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

Sam is far from being funny, his whole style is cheap and contrived. My issues with him fucking a 16 yr old are he wasn't trying to have a relationship and give her a good life. I have no use for loose morals from either man or woman, which at 16 she certainly was. If you can drive a 3000lb chunk of steel then sex is nothing. My question for all the moral fags is if she was a "kid" where were her parents? she was doing what most modern girls do, clout chase. All this shit is gay. Sam is not some hero/your dad and marky was just a 16 yr old that did what the majority of girls her age do end of story. Young guys ass mad about older guys pulling young girls is just the fact they spend their time being fat and playing vidya instead of being normal.
As if Sam is normal.

But hooo boy I have a special hatred for girls like Marky because clout chasing BPD whores end up ruining any community they infest. The orbiter threads were the beginning of the end for /r9k/. Simps and BPD ewhores both need a Polish delousing shower and their parents need to be fined for creating such defective subhumans.

As you can see, that board kinda destroyed my mental health.
 
Some of his advice is basic common sense but other stuff is just generic one size fits all bullshit. "Just lift bro" isn't the fucking answer to depression. Paying $20 to have Sam read your emails seems like a waste of money.

He should just stay in his lane and stick to edgy comedy.
Do you even lift? how about run a mile without dying. You'd be surprised what getting off your ass does. People that shit on "just lift" are usually sedentary and shit to be around. paying anyone, including mati, to talk about things is gay, The same fags that bitch about life not working out will pay 100's if not 1,000's to their favorite internet retard.
 
Do you even lift? how about run a mile without dying. You'd be surprised what getting off your ass does. People that shit on "just lift" are usually sedentary and shit to be around. paying anyone, including mati, to talk about things is gay, The same fags that bitch about life not working out will pay 100's if not 1,000's to their favorite internet retard.
How does that help when you have no close friends, your old, carefree life is gone forever, and the world, economy and society have all gone to shit and your prospects for a stable future look more grim with each passing year?

Look, my point is most male depression is caused by circumstance and the environment the sufferer is stuck in and healthy habits can only carry you so far.
 
How does that help when you have no close friends, your old, carefree life is gone forever, and the world, economy and society have all gone to shit and your prospects for a stable future look more grim with each passing year?

Look, my point is most male depression is caused by circumstance and the environment the sufferer is stuck in and healthy habits can only carry you so far.
Well it can't hurt and most people don't have healthy habits. Change the things you can control. It usually starts with small steps.
 
How does that help when you have no close friends, your old, carefree life is gone forever, and the world, economy and society have all gone to shit and your prospects for a stable future look more grim with each passing year?

Look, my point is most male depression is caused by circumstance and the environment the sufferer is stuck in and healthy habits can only carry you so far.
You don't need any of that to get off your ass and go for a run, do some pushups, and eat good. Life is struggle if you don't believe in anything and that its all over I hear leafland has some options. I suggest you read harassment architecture, and stop being a bitch. You build the future not any of this, kiwi, the sekture, twitter, none of its real. No one wants to be friends with someone that talks like you just posted. Man up or fuck off.
 
How does that help when you have no close friends, your old, carefree life is gone forever, and the world, economy and society have all gone to shit and your prospects for a stable future look more grim with each passing year?

Look, my point is most male depression is caused by circumstance and the environment the sufferer is stuck in and healthy habits can only carry you so far.
You should definetly fix your posture, weight, oral health and hygeine no matter the state of economy or society.
 
How does that help when you have no close friends, your old, carefree life is gone forever, and the world, economy and society have all gone to shit and your prospects for a stable future look more grim with each passing year?

Look, my point is most male depression is caused by circumstance and the environment the sufferer is stuck in and healthy habits can only carry you so far.
"God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference."

Change what you can, and accept what you cannot. Believe me man, it is MUCH easier said than done. But little bits do help here and there.
 
How does that help when you have no close friends, your old, carefree life is gone forever, and the world, economy and society have all gone to shit and your prospects for a stable future look more grim with each passing year?

Look, my point is most male depression is caused by circumstance and the environment the sufferer is stuck in and healthy habits can only carry you so far.
You don't need any of that to get off your ass and go for a run, do some pushups, and eat good. Life is struggle if you don't believe in anything and that its all over I hear leafland has some options. I suggest you read harassment architecture, and stop being a bitch. You build the future not any of this, kiwi, the sekture, twitter, none of its real. No one wants to be friends with someone that talks like you just posted. Man up or fuck off.
I for one am abstaining from brushing my teeth until inflation goes down. Otherwise it'll all be for nothing!
I second this decision maybe also some dank food hacks and a wand business?
 
You don't need any of that to get off your ass and go for a run, do some pushups, and eat good. Life is struggle if you don't believe in anything and that its all over I hear leafland has some options. I suggest you read harassment architecture, and stop being a bitch. You build the future not any of this, kiwi, the sekture, twitter, none of its real. No one wants to be friends with someone that talks like you just posted. Man up or fuck off.
It's kinda hard to build the future when you're an atomized individual worker drone.
 
I hope the marky shit isn’t true, but I’d need more than a 4chan screenshot to prove anything.
Oh! Well there is also a picture of him shirtless with a 16 year old girl who got popular online for being underage and having nosebleeds. I think she was from a forum on 8chan dedicated to stuff like that. Sam's main subreddit was also on 8chan at the time so that might be how they met.
 
Young guys ass mad about older guys pulling young girls is just the fact they spend their time being fat and playing vidya instead of being normal.
30 year olds sexually grooming juniors in high school is not normal, actually.

Is this what modern-day Sam Hyde fans actually think?

My point is that he's made content in the past that's actually enjoyable and doesnt rely on you knowing who he is. Destiny hasn't. It's a bad comparison. That's it, how are you confused by that?
What it boils down to is that you believe Sam deserves less criticism because you like Sam's content and not Destiny's content.

I disagree.
 
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