💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Low IQ Doctor]

A lot of people with depression really just have shit life syndrome. The only real cure is to correct whatever aspect of your life is making it shit. Sometimes it's not exactly obvious what that is or it may not be easy to correct it. Going to the gym or just doing some at home exercises is good because it's something you can control and can produce tangible results. Sure it might not correct the underlying issue, but it usually puts you in a better position to be able to do that.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I know the average kiwifarmer will be mad about Sam fucking an underage girl, but if you have a citizen watch AoC laws don't apply, everyone knows this

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Was Sam more involved with 4chan culture a decade ago? I know he showed up to He Will Not Divide Us back when it was a thing and /pol/ made memes about him but did he really lurk?

A decade ago Sam Hyde was a Redditor actually.

 

[Agares]

A decade ago Sam Hyde was a Redditor actually.

Not surprised. Reddit was slightly less retarded but a lot freer a decade ago.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

What I want to know is what does Sam tell everyone about the Marky Question? We know that Channing reaches out to everybody that comes into contact with Sam. She has a lot of targets with the fishtank alumni. (She's confirmed to have targeted Summer and convinced her to accuse Sam of rape. Off the top of my head Mauro, Connor, Alex, and Mizzy have all been contacted about Marky as well, it can be assumed she contacts everybody).

With people like Alex he definitely could've threatened legal action because of how quickly he shut up, but what is he telling everybody else? He hasn't had a real falling out with anybody afaik (he even still follows Mauro on twitter). So what could he be telling them that's so convincing?

Was Sam more involved with 4chan culture a decade ago? I know he showed up to He Will Not Divide Us back when it was a thing and /pol/ made memes about him but did he really lurk?

Yeah Sam used to be pretty in touch with 4chan culture. The best example is Guy Heaven, it's pretty much /fit/ incarnate.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

30 year olds sexually grooming juniors in high school is not normal, actually.

Is this what modern-day Sam Hyde fans actually think?


What it boils down to is that you believe Sam deserves less criticism because you like Sam's content and not Destiny's content.

I disagree.

I dislike Sam as I stated a few posts back, he's not funny. I also think dudes complaining about a 16yr old ethot, while watching twich and god knows what else is gay. Either troon out and skinwalk the girl you want or become the man that can pull that kind of girl and take care of her, give her security and respect that her parents obviously didn't give her. Being a man means leading, and leading a woman let alone a family requires inner strength which is built through the external, so lift more eat right and stop pissing money away on ethots and streamer fags. Ethots exist because of porn sick weak men.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Holy fuck, what's happening here? (Rhetorical question, I'll self-educate in a moment) When I started lurking the farms, this page had around 80 pages. I know Fish Tank was a game changer (not my cup of tea, but it seems to be well-received), but holy fuck this is a lot of controversy. I'll brew my coffee and try to make sense of what's going on here.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Holy fuck, what's happening here? (Rhetorical question, I'll self-educate in a moment) When I started lurking the farms, this page had around 80 pages. I know Fish Tank was a game changer (not my cup of tea, but it seems to be well-received), but holy fuck this is a lot of controversy. I'll brew my coffee and try to make sense of what's going on here.

In short it alternated between endless Markyposting and comfy mde chat with the boys every 50 pages. We added about a hundred pages sperging at Channing to spill the beans until she died of mental combustion. And now we're here.

 

[Agares]

Holy fuck, what's happening here? (Rhetorical question, I'll self-educate in a moment) When I started lurking the farms, this page had around 80 pages. I know Fish Tank was a game changer (not my cup of tea, but it seems to be well-received), but holy fuck this is a lot of controversy. I'll brew my coffee and try to make sense of what's going on here.

Sam is an agent of chaos and every discussion about him devolves into shitflinging. He has a lot of enemies and even more fans and both sides are super fucking autistic.

And so the stalemate rages on 9 years later.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Holy fuck, what's happening here? (Rhetorical question, I'll self-educate in a moment) When I started lurking the farms, this page had around 80 pages. I know Fish Tank was a game changer (not my cup of tea, but it seems to be well-received), but holy fuck this is a lot of controversy. I'll brew my coffee and try to make sense of what's going on here.

TLDR: We got Sam Hyde dick riders, those who want to rope Sam (for various reasons), talk of him fucking a 16 yr old ethot, and derailing about what makes a happy life and why people get depressed.

It’s an entertaining read to say the least.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

derailing about what makes a happy life and why people get depressed

Idk if it's even off topic, people make such a big deal over Sam giving advice. Seems like such a nothingburger to me, idk why it pisses so many people off. But it was worth discussing where people were coming from imo.

 

[mentally retarded user]

When Channing got on MATI I thought Null got Marky on instead, if that actually happened maybe this thread wouldn't be fucked for 200 pages.
One of the foids here should compile a new post with all the gossip, the highlight feature is not good enough.
Gammon Favreau was back online and did a youtube video 1 or 2 years ago and none of you foids archived it, it got scrubbed.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qzQn1y2ZG8ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzQn1y2ZG8o

Lost Media? Can't find any backups on this thread.

We should really get him on, he's on instagram still talking about this.

The entire thing has been spoiled for a decade now.
After 10 long years of making pictures to spam on the "everything posted here are aurtistic works of fiction and falsehood" imageboard website, it's safe to say that doing all that wasn't the best way to go about this.
And spoiling all of this evidence with claims that he's jewish (is that a crime?), he fucked a tranny (is that a crime?), his dick pics (hunter biden deja vu anyone?), and making edits of him as the 'Happy Merchant' (um... yikes).
This would not hold up in the courts of ZOGmerica, anti-semitic and transphobic much?

My dear friends of this great gossiping forum, Channing was the closest we got to setting all of this straight, no anonymous rumoring, gayops and confusion.
Just a woman and her word, with a little bit of coaching in the background.
Maybe if more persons of interest gave their testimony, without being retarded high, we could bring him to justice.

 

[Agares]

Idk if it's even off topic, people make such a big deal over Sam giving advice. Seems like such a nothingburger to me, idk why it pisses so many people off. But it was worth discussing where people were coming from imo.

Because some of us think it's a grift (because he doesn't practice what he preaches and gives generic advice, as said earlier) and that energy would be better spent working on Fishtank and other comedy stuff. Sam overworks himself and I'm worried about his health.

 

[macrodegenerate]

It's kinda hard to build the future when you're an atomized individual worker drone.

Go to a fucking bar and do karaoke or a trivia night or join a bowling league. There is so much shit out there, and you are the one fucking it up. There are tons of meetup events and venues out there. Sure the girlfriend might not happen, but you can make friends if you want. I used to be like you, fucking lonely and sad. The issue is that you know what the problem is and don't make even the slightest effort to overcome it.

Sam's observations are good sometimes, but his advice on dealing with it is shit. It's garbage doomer stuff for people that never got over that they were chasing an impossible dream their parents gave them. Guess what. The point a man becomes a man is when they make their own dreams and pursue them. So figure out what you want to be and pursue it, it's better than waiting for it all to be over.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Go to a fucking bar and do karaoke or a trivia night or join a bowling league. There is so much shit out there, and you are the one fucking it up. There are tons of meetup events and venues out there. Sure the girlfriend might not happen, but you can make friends if you want. I used to be like you, fucking lonely and sad. The issue is that you know what the problem is and don't make even the slightest effort to overcome it.

Ok they can go put on a dress and they can have girls night with a bunch of people they have no relation to at all, who exist in what amounts to a totally different culture. Then we can talk about our favorite romance novels, and how much we love our cats!

It's nice you have high enough estrogen levels to make that work but a lot of males aren't intersex, so they need bonds of more substance. Saying they should go fucking bowling in between their work hours is pretty retarded, and genuinely sounds like something a middle aged cat lady would say. Of course assuming they even have work hours that are compatible at all to begin with.

This is a really weird direction for this thread.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Lost Media? Can't find any backups on this thread.

Oh I watched that. Off the top of my head he said that when they were in Atlanta he read posts on Tumblr accusing Sam of being a pedophile and then he confronted Sam about it and Sam fired him. (In his own words) Now he's bitter and wishes he had kept is mouth shut cause he's no longer a "moralfag" (he might've used the word "carefag").

I am only barely paraphrasing there if my memory serves me.

With the whole Orangy thing, I barely remember what he said about it, sounded like a bunch of inter-personal drama over a guy that killed himself. He thinks Sam was the cause, Sam said he was a bad friend to Orangy. I'm really fuzzy here but Orangy might've trans'd out? Something about a tranny stalking Sam but that might've been someone else that was involved in the whole thing.

My bad I didn't archive, I suck at that.

 

[Agares]

Oh I watched that. Off the top of my head he said that when they were in Atlanta he read posts on Tumblr accusing Sam of being a pedophile and then he confronted Sam about it and Sam fired him. Now he's bitter and wishes he had kept is mouth shut cause he's no longer a "moralfag" (he might've used the word "carefag").

I am only barely paraphrasing there if my memory serves me.

With the whole Orangy thing, I barely remember what he said about it, sounded like a bunch of inter-personal drama over a guy that killed himself. He thinks Sam was the cause, Sam said he was a bad friend to Orangy. I'm really fuzzy here but Orangy might've trans'd out? Something about a tranny stalking Sam but that might've been someone else that was involved in the whole thing.

My bad I didn't archive, I suck at that.

All this Marky stuff is buried under 30 layers of retarded drama, rumors and backstabbing with no concrete evidence besides a timeline that adds up.

It'll be like this a decade from now too.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

All this Marky stuff is buried under 30 layers of retarded drama, rumors and backstabbing with no concrete evidence besides a timeline that adds up.

It'll be like this a decade from now too.

I think that guy specifically is a useless idiot. He literally said he read Tumblr posts about Sam and then confronted him. Mega retard.

 

[Agares]

I think that guy specifically is a useless idiot. He literally said he read Tumblr posts about Sam and then confronted him. Mega retard.

It's just a microcosm of the post-truth era we live in. All sides take their narratives and evidence a la carte and choose what to believe and disregard.

 

[N1993R K1LL4H]

"God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference."

Change what you can, and accept what you cannot. Believe me man, it is MUCH easier said than done. But little bits do help here and there.

Sometimes I get numbed by failure man. I find it frightening to leave things up to chance and I try to control as much as I possibly can. So when things fail, I consider it a personal failing, some indication of insufficiency or lack of skill but ultimately my fault. It's enough to drive you insane sometimes but ultimately makes you numb. Idk if this is off topic but I seriously don't believe stuff like this, it feels like rationalizing failure and sweeping it under the rug. Failure is something which cannot be rectified or returned from. Maybe I'm just too doomerpilled, hopefully things can be better.

When it comes to sam though, I feel the same way as I do with razorfist. If you willingly do something wrong, knowing it's wrong, there's no coming back from it. Reminds me of that one quote from punisher max when Frank tries to kill his neighbor who told him about how he cheated on his wife. "In his heart he knew it was wrong. Yet he did it cause he wanted to". It's etched into my brain.