💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Am I the only one weirded out by how lolcows and feces are forever intertwined?

That and animal neglect.

Editing to add this gem. The joke writes itself. :lol:

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Look at that resting autism face. The second pic on the top row looks like someone with brain damage. She shouldn't have posted anything but the smiling pic. Why make yourself look so unapproachable if you are that desperate for friends. But even the smiley pic had to be miserable.

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Looks like she's wearing the fake bangs again. It's so jarring. The whole hairstyle makes her face look like a lopsided bolillo.
"I'm not gorgeous..." well she got that part right at least but I doubt anybody said she was. Unless they were being sarcastic.
That and animal neglect.

Editing to add this gem. The joke writes itself. :lol:

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No but it's probably her rotting crotch that is smelling like shit. We know she doesn't clean down there which only compounds the problem.

And if there's flies buzzing around you it's because something is attracting them. If you're smelling dogshit all the times and there's no dogshit then it's you.
 
They still have Suki. Pixy was trying to rehome her a few weeks ago because she's too lazy to clean the litter box. Suki is 13 and this delusional tard was perfectly ok with just giving her to whatever rando said yes on Facebook because taking a few minutes out of her sooper busy schedule to clean up after a cat was just toooo hard. She even complained it's unsanitary. Come on.This is a woman who poops the bed and is known to not shower regularly. She doesn't wash her LARP clothes because she says they just get sweaty again anyway.

The rehoming post didn't go over too well after replies about possible animal abusers, dog fighters and how hard it is to rehome a senior cat and the emotional stress it causes them. She really got reamed out for this. So Pixy deleted it and hasn't said a thing since. Someone mentioned Debbie is attached to Suki so I imagine rehoming her would never be allowed anyway.

Pixy went to see the new Sonic movie. ALONE. She wore Shadow colors because autism. But really it's just the same old wrinkled shirt and crooked tie complete with Vanitas contacts. It's become her go-to uniform. Like one of those AU fanfics where the character is just an ordinary person in the real world. You know, something a 15 year old would write.

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Look at that resting autism face. The second pic on the top row looks like someone with brain damage. She shouldn't have posted anything but the smiling pic. Why make yourself look so unapproachable if you are that desperate for friends. But even the smiley pic had to be miserable.

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Looks like she's wearing the fake bangs again. It's so jarring. The whole hairstyle makes her face look like a lopsided bolillo.
I wonder if the emphasis on the ALONE is to reassure everyone that she didn't go with the rape ghost
 
A couple of nights ago, I dreamed about Pixy.
Well, kinda.
I dreamed it was Christmas day and Pixys dad was in the kitchen with 2 mugs of hot cocoa on a tray. He's grinding up what is a prodigious amount of pink Benadryl tablets. He carefully pours half the pile into each mug and picks up the tray. As he walks into the living room you can hear him call out "Debbie? Sara-I mean, Ash? I've made cocoa..."
Then I woke up.

That is all.
 
No but it's probably her rotting crotch that is smelling like shit. We know she doesn't clean down there which only compounds the problem.

And if there's flies buzzing around you it's because something is attracting them. If you're smelling dogshit all the times and there's no dogshit then it's you.
Did she not think to consider she may have just stepped in some dog shit and look at the bottom of her shoes? Also, imagine being born with a vagina - not a troon who paid to have a neovagina installed, no, you were spawned in with that shit - and somehow still finding a way to destroy it because you're really just that disgusting :story: If I didn't know any better, I'd think Pixy was some elaborate online satirical character/performance like alantutorial because it's astonishing how stupid she is.
 
A couple of nights ago, I dreamed about Pixy.
Well, kinda.
I dreamed it was Christmas day and Pixys dad was in the kitchen with 2 mugs of hot cocoa on a tray. He's grinding up what is a prodigious amount of pink Benadryl tablets. He carefully pours half the pile into each mug and picks up the tray. As he walks into the living room you can hear him call out "Debbie? Sara-I mean, Ash? I've made cocoa..."
Then I woke up.

That is all.

That sounds like something Pixy would actually believe. It's pretty close to her AO3 nonsense.

Someone said on lolcow that her parents should just grind her medication up and put it in her mashed potatoes. I wonder if they've hid her pills in food before and she found out. Maybe that's why she thought that Whataburger was hormonal and inducing. Honestly, the pills don't even have to have ever been mixed in with food for her to think this. All it takes is her parents saying that if she doesn't take them then they are going to grind them up and put them in her food.

Did she not think to consider she may have just stepped in some dog shit and look at the bottom of her shoes? Also, imagine being born with a vagina - not a troon who paid to have a neovagina installed, no, you were spawned in with that shit - and somehow still finding a way to destroy it because you're really just that disgusting :story: If I didn't know any better, I'd think Pixy was some elaborate online satirical character/performance like alantutorial because it's astonishing how stupid she is.

I don't know if she's smart enough to realise she should check her shoes. She's too busy freaking out. Maybe rape ghost has diarrhea from too much Taco Bell. :lol:

I remember back when people thought that Chris Chan might be the world's most epic troll and would eventually reveal himself as a normal guy who is just a genius performance artist. I knew it couldn't be true. But in the back of my mind I was still hoping.

If Pixy had the capacity for self awareness she could maybe cash in on her stupidity. I was thinking that since she eats so much fast food and her cosplays suck, she could review burgers in cosplay. Call it Cosplay Burgers. Really ham up how dumb she is. Do cookie cake mukbangs. But no. She's a serious cosplayer and you will not HARM her as she humps tables!
 
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Looks like Sarah doesn't want to understand that straight women don't want to date women that cross dress. That, and they probably got a wiff of her funk masked in cologne.

She's so dumb that it's just plain sad. These straight women don't see her as a man and they don't want her strap-on or her invisible stomach penis. I'm still trying to figure out if Pixy actually thinks that other women see her as a man or if she's just so desperate for someone to become her validation slave that she throws herself at straight women and hopes she gets one desperate enough.

I'm still thinking that her attempts at flirting are creepy and off putting. She's likely acting in a way that she assumes men would act. And just like her terrible sense in "men's" fashion it just ends up looking like a joke.

Also, I don't think you should be wearing two binders. Not only is it highly likely that neither binder fits correctly. But that's a lot of chest constriction on an overweight 39 year old woman with asthma. She's going to damage her hated mounts and deform her ribs. Is there an increased risk of cancer from binding? Because I doubt she's gonna go for annual mammograms.

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This looks like the absolute worst place for a stinky weeb (of any gender) to get a date.

It looks like a good place to pick up chicks if your name is Boomhauer.
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Because you aren't a man and these characters are fictional...

Oh God, she's into Yugioh now? You know what? I kinda want to see her in a really awful version of the wig. It would be a hoot. :lol:

Oh please, Sarah. You loathed Kairi with the white hot passion of 1000 suns until you got tired of not being able to get any guys. Now suddenly you want Kairi? This is so tryhard and fake. Just like when she posted that trashy pic of the meth sluts from the sex toy company. I don't believe for a minute that she wants Kairi or any female. She doesn't want a boyfriend free girl. She wants validation that she's a man with a six inch stomach penis. Previously she claimed that she tried to get into women but wasn't attracted to them. Luckily women tend to be less desperate for trash level poontang than men so she's not likely to get any girls to bite. I mean she couldn't even get any bottom of the barrel men. No one wants her. No one's fault but her own.
 
I was going to say, I'm not a doctor, but I doubt that it would increase the risk of cancer. What it definitely can do is deform your ribs and even fracture them and it will almost certainly cause your breasts to lose elasticity and start sagging. So masculine, so manly. But Sarah really is retarded for wearing two at once, she could seriously injure herself and then the Very Masculine bitching and moaning about a situation she created will increase tenfold. "Why can't I just be a man????? Why does everything happen to me????"

Women put on weight and store weight differently from males. That's why a lot of pooners' first move is to try losing some weight and build muscle or tone up. Men have a higher ratio of muscle to body fat, even if they're obese, and women store a lot of fat in their hips and buttocks, which accentuates their female skeletal structure. Even if an obese woman has a lot of belly fat, the widest part of her body is still likely to be her hips; see Anna O'Brien and Tess Holliday. That's why it's easy as fuck to tell apart an obese man and an obese pooner.
 
I was going to say, I'm not a doctor, but I doubt that it would increase the risk of cancer. What it definitely can do is deform your ribs and even fracture them and it will almost certainly cause your breasts to lose elasticity and start sagging. So masculine, so manly. But Sarah really is retarded for wearing two at once, she could seriously injure herself and then the Very Masculine bitching and moaning about a situation she created will increase tenfold. "Why can't I just be a man????? Why does everything happen to me????"

Women put on weight and store weight differently from males. That's why a lot of pooners' first move is to try losing some weight and build muscle or tone up. Men have a higher ratio of muscle to body fat, even if they're obese, and women store a lot of fat in their hips and buttocks, which accentuates their female skeletal structure. Even if an obese woman has a lot of belly fat, the widest part of her body is still likely to be her hips; see Anna O'Brien and Tess Holliday. That's why it's easy as fuck to tell apart an obese man and an obese pooner.

I hope she isn't wearing the binder to bed. I can see her being that dumb though.
 
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