💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[knux]

I wonder if Vanitas' review mirror will fall off in the next chapter.

I got nothing. She's a fetal pig now for some reason.

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She's having some kind of meltdown. I wonder if she's broken anything yet. She's probably screaming and crying and ruining everyone's Christmas.

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Good grief, she's really flown off the handle this time.
Maybe Christmas has set her off?

Hearing about her tard raging is concerning. I'm guessing that's what happened to her rear view mirror.

Have any of her orbiters dared to point out that if she wants to be a man she has to stop freaking out and look at solving the issues instead?

 

[Meowzers]

Vanitas's voice actor can do a high, panicked shrill, but you're more likely to hear that from his Osomatsu-san character, Todomatsu:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t3d_zxbD9PA

off topic seiyuu weeb fun fact- miyu irino (todomatsu, sora and vanitas) also voices the yowls and meows for random background cats in osomatsu-san. there's a scene where a cat makes karamatsu fall off a roof and the mics picked up miyu struggling not to giggle, you can kinda hear it if you listen closely in that scene. apparently it was really easy to make him laugh working on that show. it's cute.
the point remains, mans can get shrill. probably not as shrill as ashton's piglet squeals though, and i don't think she's ever laughed a day in her life.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Maybe her parents bought her a Christmas cake?

Realistically, Sarah is a shcizo that makes wild connections and it could be anything from her mom calling her a pig or offering her ham to eat.

 

[Dysnomia]

Maybe her parents bought her a Christmas cake?

Realistically, Sarah is a shcizo that makes wild connections and it could be anything from her mom calling her a pig or offering her ham to eat.

Maybe it was "fat pig" and Debbie's speech was impacted by her stroke causing it to sound different. Considering that, "basketball" could have actually been "basket case".

When I was at the supermarket I saw double decker icing filled cookie cake slices decorated like Christmas trees. All I could think of was Pixy gorging on them alone while crying about dying and being a man you will not HARM.

Have any of her orbiters dared to point out that if she wants to be a man she has to stop freaking out and look at solving the issues instead?

I wish one of them would. Tell Ashton to man up and stop blubbering about the slightest thing. Everything is a crisis. Her shoe could come untied and you'd think the whole world was conspiring to end her.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

Yep, and it's a simple fix. The circled part slots down onto where the arrow points. A literal retard could figure it out in seconds.

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Also, you can drive perfectly fine without one. Just use your side mirrors more.

 

[Trombonista]

off topic seiyuu weeb fun fact- miyu irino (todomatsu, sora and vanitas) also voices the yowls and meows for random background cats in osomatsu-san. there's a scene where a cat makes karamatsu fall off a roof and the mics picked up miyu struggling not to giggle, you can kinda hear it if you listen closely in that scene. apparently it was really easy to make him laugh working on that show.

I knew about Miyu voicing the cats, but I didn't know about him struggling not to giggle in that scene. I did know that Karamatsu's voice actor (Yuichi Nakamura) would often laugh during recording sessions, though.

Come to think of it, when's the last time Pixy watched anime?

 

[Dysnomia]

I knew about Miyu voicing the cats, but I didn't know about him struggling not to giggle in that scene. I did know that Karamatsu's voice actor (Yuichi Nakamura) would often laugh during recording sessions, though.

Come to think of it, when's the last time Pixy watched anime?

It seems that she just obsesses over KH now. She will never be a cute vidya game boy. Much like she was never going to be a cute anime idoru. The script never changed. She just turned it into mad libs.

I think anime may have lost its shine because she could not succeed as a cosplayer of female characters. All her yumes were destroyed by that and the DNA test. She idolized Japan but likely knew deep down that it was no more like anime than Loony Tunes was like America.

It makes me wonder if KH will also lose its luster in a similar fashion.

She's not a daughter and not lying! Can't you see her stomach penis? It's six inches.



Barring some rare anomaly that could only be found with specialized testing (which she does not have anyway) I'd think her parents would know if their daughter was really male or intersex.

I still think this could be as simple as a relative saying that everyone thought she was going to be another boy. I mean come on. This is a woman who has posted that she's hamburger, a basketball and a fetal pig. All likely based on her taking something literally or flat out mishearing words. Remember when someone used the word grace in a reply and she was all "I'm not Grace"?



She's as dumb as a post.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It seems that she just obsesses over KH now. She will never be a cute vidya game boy. Much like she was never going to be a cute anime idoru. The script never changed. She just turned it into mad libs.

I think anime may have lost its shine because she could not succeed as a cosplayer of female characters. All her yumes were destroyed by that and the DNA test. She idolized Japan but likely knew deep down that it was no more like anime than Loony Tunes was like America.

It makes me wonder if KH will also lose its luster in a similar fashion.

She's not a daughter and not lying! Can't you see her stomach penis? It's six inches.

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Barring some rare anomaly that could only be found with specialized testing (which she does not have anyway) I'd think her parents would know if their daughter was really male or intersex.

I still think this could be as simple as a relative saying that everyone thought she was going to be another boy. I mean come on. This is a woman who has posted that she's hamburger, a basketball and a fetal pig. All likely based on her taking something literally or flat out mishearing words. Remember when someone used the word grace in a reply and she was all "I'm not Grace"?

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She's as dumb as a post.

She's fucking retarded. A lot of us were willing to give her the benefit of the doubt earlier on but now it's gone beyond that and she's just a retard.

 

[Dysnomia]

She's fucking retarded. A lot of us were willing to give her the benefit of the doubt earlier on but now it's gone beyond that and she's just a retard.

I'm no longer cheering for her to shine. I don't want her to get hurt or die of course. But a lot of things factored into me not really being in her corner. She's proven she's not a harmless cow after pushing her dad. Her animal neglect was the final nail in the coffin and 100% proof that the only person she will ever care about is herself. Thank God she doesn't have children. I can only imagine.

 

[Platypus]

She's fucking retarded. A lot of us were willing to give her the benefit of the doubt earlier on but now it's gone beyond that and she's just a retard.

A VERY MALE schizo-tard, tyvm.

I wonder how long it will take PT's dad to finally lose it. Debbie was already in a wheelchair and has been off the rails stirring up shit with PT for YEARS. None of his efforts to set Pixy straight or teach her any life lessons have worked, I don't get the feeling that any of the rest of the family has had any meaningful impact, one man can only wrangle two large (and gaining mass) bipolar tards for so long before he succumbs to the incessant screeching.

Some weird part of me doesn't believe Debbie on her own would ever actually evict PT just out of public embarrassment and possibly also the bipolar urge to constantly fight with and control someone else. Pixy's dad gets to direct Debbie's energy at PT, but also then has to deal with all of the cooking/cleaning/maintenance/wrangling of the two which does not seem worth avoiding Debbie's wrath, especially now that Debbie is probably permanently half-veg.

Something is gonna snap in the next year and I'm here for it.

 

[Breadbear]

Something is gonna snap in the next year and I'm here for it.

Debbie's going to go into a home, I'm sure of it.

 

[moorhen]

Debbie's going to go into a home, I'm sure of it.

The environments would not be so dissimilar.

The only difference is the piss soaked goblin screeching from another room is a stranger and not Debbie’s daughter.

 

[Dysnomia]

Good grief, she's really flown off the handle this time.
Maybe Christmas has set her off?

I just remembered that she was whining about not having a Christmas tree. I think the post is up thread somewhere. I guess with Debbie's stroke it's just too much work this year. But it's gotta be all about Sarah and what she wants. She has no friends to celebrate with so she's stuck at home being miserable. Her own fault. No one wants to be friends with a smelly toad woman who tard rages at the drop of a hat. You catch more flies with honey than you do with hairy, unwashed arm pits.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I just remembered that she was whining about not having a Christmas tree. I think the post is up thread somewhere. I guess with Debbie's stroke it's just too much work this year. But it's gotta be all about Sarah and what she wants. She has no friends to celebrate with so she's stuck at home being miserable. Her own fault. No one wants to be friends with a smelly toad woman who tard rages at the drop of a hat. You catch more flies with honey than you do with hairy, unwashed arm pits.

Then put up a Christmas tree yourself. Or do what my Mom does and gather pine boughs and decorate the fireplace mantle with those. Pixy wants everybody else to do the work so she can focus on what's important to her namely her painting and cosplay.

Something is gonna snap in the next year and I'm here for it.

The only thing that is going to be snapping is Pixy's sanity. Her father is seemingly too cucked to do anything. All I know is if it was my Dad and I was pulling this shit and still living with them at Pixy's age he'd have booted me out and said something like, "don't bother coming back until you learn how to act like a human being" or something like that.

To which Pixy would then whine about why isn't she allowed to be human and she's so scared and she's dying because her tummy really hurts.

 

[stingray]

I just remembered that she was whining about not having a Christmas tree. I think the post is up thread somewhere. I guess with Debbie's stroke it's just too much work this year. But it's gotta be all about Sarah and what she wants. She has no friends to celebrate with so she's stuck at home being miserable. Her own fault. No one wants to be friends with a smelly toad woman who tard rages at the drop of a hat. You catch more flies with honey than you do with hairy, unwashed arm pits.

She's so retarded it's almost painful. Christmas trees are fun and cute until you have to clean up the fucking pine needles and dispose of the tree and they're expensive. I say that like she'd ever do any of that work, but still. Not to mention the fuckery involved if you own a cat. You're just encouraging your cat to be a shithead at that point. They still have one cat, don't they?

All I know is if it was my Dad and I was pulling this shit and still living with them at Pixy's age he'd have booted me out and said something like, "don't bother coming back until you learn how to act like a human being" or something like that.

So your Dad is a sound-minded, rational human being. Seems like that's becoming less and less common. If it were me, I probably wouldn't have the patience to say something as nice as that, you'd be thrown out with a good and proper tongue lashing. I'd be furious. I know my Boomer parents would never in a million years have tolerated the retarded shit Pixy gets away with. Some people don't really learn a lesson until they've exhausted all support and patience of those around them. They don't learn until they feel the cold, hard concrete when they're thrown out on their ass into the world to fend for themselves and then reality starts to set in. Pixy may be one of those people, but she might also be an example of the small percentage of people in our society that are simply incapable of learning a lesson, be it due to ego, delusion, or lack of wit. I think the latter of both would describe our Pixy. Incapable of learning a lesson due to retard and delulu.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Pixy may be one of those people, but she might also be an example of the small percentage of people in our society that are simply incapable of learning a lesson, be it due to ego, delusion, or lack of wit. I think the latter of both would describe our Pixy. Incapable of learning a lesson due to retard and delulu.

She lacks basic life skills. I doubt her parents ever pushed her to learn these things and just figured out she'd wind up shacked up with some guy that would take her off their hands.

 

[Dysnomia]

Not to mention the fuckery involved if you own a cat. You're just encouraging your cat to be a shithead at that point. They still have one cat, don't they?

They still have Suki. Pixy was trying to rehome her a few weeks ago because she's too lazy to clean the litter box. Suki is 13 and this delusional tard was perfectly ok with just giving her to whatever rando said yes on Facebook because taking a few minutes out of her sooper busy schedule to clean up after a cat was just toooo hard. She even complained it's unsanitary. Come on.This is a woman who poops the bed and is known to not shower regularly. She doesn't wash her LARP clothes because she says they just get sweaty again anyway.

The rehoming post didn't go over too well after replies about possible animal abusers, dog fighters and how hard it is to rehome a senior cat and the emotional stress it causes them. She really got reamed out for this. So Pixy deleted it and hasn't said a thing since. Someone mentioned Debbie is attached to Suki so I imagine rehoming her would never be allowed anyway.

Pixy went to see the new Sonic movie. ALONE. She wore Shadow colors because autism. But really it's just the same old wrinkled shirt and crooked tie complete with Vanitas contacts. It's become her go-to uniform. Like one of those AU fanfics where the character is just an ordinary person in the real world. You know, something a 15 year old would write.



Look at that resting autism face. The second pic on the top row looks like someone with brain damage. She shouldn't have posted anything but the smiling pic. Why make yourself look so unapproachable if you are that desperate for friends. But even the smiley pic had to be miserable.



Looks like she's wearing the fake bangs again. It's so jarring. The whole hairstyle makes her face look like a lopsided bolillo.

 

[stingray]

They still have Suki. Pixy was trying to rehome her a few weeks ago because she's too lazy to clean the litter box. Suki is 13 and this delusional tard was perfectly ok with just giving her to whatever rando said yes on Facebook because taking a few minutes out of her sooper busy schedule to clean up after a cat was just toooo hard. She even complained it's unsanitary. Come on. This is a woman who poops the bed and is known to not shower regularly. She doesn't wash her LARP clothes because she says they just get sweaty again anyway.

Yeah, I wouldn't call Suki unsanitary if I were you, Pixy. Kind of the pot calling the kettle black, no? At least Suki washes herself despite her old age.

Those clip-on bangs look like she dyed a mophead black, chopped it straight across to trim it, and then just placed it on her head. It makes me think of Pleakley from Lilo & Stitch.

 

[Queen Metalia]

They still have Suki. Pixy was trying to rehome her a few weeks ago because she's too lazy to clean the litter box. Suki is 13 and this delusional tard was perfectly ok with just giving her to whatever rando said yes on Facebook because taking a few minutes out of her sooper busy schedule to clean up after a cat was just toooo hard. She even complained it's unsanitary. Come on.This is a woman who poops the bed and is known to not shower regularly. She doesn't wash her LARP clothes because she says they just get sweaty again anyway.

Am I the only one weirded out by how lolcows and feces are forever intertwined?

 

[stingray]

Am I the only one weirded out by how lolcows and feces are forever intertwined?

Well, you know... Lolcow. Manure. I dunno, there's a joke in there somewhere.