Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Barb switched bodies?

 

[The Master]

What if Chris and Barb switched bodies?

Absolutely nothing would change.

Edit: For that matter, how do you know they haven't already?

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

What if Chris in a house? What if Chris with a mouse?

 

[Lurkman]

What if Chris didn't get what he wanted for Christmas?

Generic question I know, but this is my first CHRIStmas.

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

What if Chris didn't get what he wanted for Christmas?

Generic question I know, but this is my first CHRIStmas.

It'd be the same as every year since he started asking for a girlfriend.

What if there really was a woman named Lovely Weather somewhere in the world, and she had a gigantic crush on Chris up until the part of the comic where he makes out with Megan even though he'd met her in the future already?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris guest starred in the Walking Dead?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris guest starred in the Walking Dead?

He'd be a zombie and get his head cut off.
What if Chris turned into a great ape?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris turned into a great ape?

King Kong with titties.

 

[$hady-Laydee]

What if Chris learned Armenian or Arabic?

 

[Gordon Cole]

What if Chris learned Armenian or Arabic?

Then he'd actually be investigated for his threats.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was born with the inability to lie?

 

[IV 445]

I had a "what if?" but forgot it

EDIT: now i remember

what if Chris got his dick stuck in a rotating door?

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

What if Chris was born with the inability to lie?

He would be doing all the same stupid stuff, but some people would have more respect for him not hiding his intentions.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris could cure cancer?

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

What if Chris could cure cancer?

He would take payment for it in advance, not deliver, and then whine on FaceBook about people "trolling" him by expecting him to save their/their families' lives.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was the bastard son of Superman?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris was the bastard son of Superman?

He'd wear his dirty, crapped briefs outside his spandex.

 

[A-tistic]

What if Chris smoked DMT?

 

[Somar]

What if Christian and the hedgehog boys competed in a battle of the bands against Clyde Cash and his band "The Rockin Trolls"?

 

[Curt Sibling]

What if Chris Chan became a shopping mall santa?