Containment What If?

[Mozzarella Dicks]

What if Chris swapped lives with a random kiwi for a week? How screwed would that kiwi be when he got back to his own life and would he do anything to try to help Chris with his limited time (like destroying part of the Hoard)?

 

[Somar]

What If Chris became the owner of both Encyclopedia Dramatic and Kiwi Farms?

 

[thismanlies]

What if Chris lived with the Slaton Sisters?

He'd steal a pizza and they'd smother him to death with their gunts.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got promoted to manager in McDonalds?

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

What if Chris got promoted to manager in McDonalds?

A customer would give him some fistful fries because they got made wrong.

 

[Gordon Cole]

What if Chris worked as a janitor?

 

[Jack Awful]

What if Chris worked as a janitor?

He'd either quit or be fired within the first week.
(Also, "he'd do it for free" joke)

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was the embodiment of Twitter?

Spoiler

He'd "tweet" himself and do nothing

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris lived with the Slaton Sisters?

"They're not girlfriends from the ground out! They're FAT! I'm thin!"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris fell in love with the "Little Dutch Girl"?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was born on Christmas day?

 

[Jack Awful]

What if Chris swapped lives with a random kiwi for a week? How screwed would that kiwi be when he got back to his own life and would he do anything to try to help Chris with his limited time (like destroying part of the Hoard)?

Depends on the Kiwi.
The kiwi could do anything from getting Chris a full time job and cleaning his shit to calling up Snyder and all the famous Christorical figures to troll them to killing Chris' body with suicide.
IDK what Chris would do, but it would most likely fuck the kiwi up.
If he went into a dude's body, if he found out that he was a troll he'd call the police on himself and be laughed at.
If he was a chick he'd go out and try to pick up lesbians.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris fell in love with the "Little Dutch Girl"?

Then she'd be his "little bitch girl".

What if Chris was born on Christmas day?

Merry Chris-mas.

 

[LAM]

What if a family from New Zealand moved into Chris' neighborhood, and overheard people referring to them as "Kiwis"?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What If Chris became the owner of both Encyclopedia Dramatic and Kiwi Farms?

He'd edit everything to make him look more favorable, then lock it all.

What if Chris joined an adult kickball team?

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

Everyone would play Kick the Autistic (in the balls)

What if Chris was a diehard lover of the Mega Bloks brand and hated LEGO with the ferocity he defends Sony and hates Microsoft?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris interrupted a news report and flashed his duck on live tv?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris went interrupted a news report and flashed his duck on live tv?

 

[Curt Sibling]

What if Chris became one of Santa's elves?

 

[Gordon Cole]

What if Chris became one of Santa's elves?

He wouldn't do any work, steal as many toys as he could, get diabetes from eating nothing but cookies, and Santa would bring him back wearing nothing but a butt garment as a "gift" for Barb.