DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 257 98.8%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.2%

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I can imagine Kat just sitting there for half an hour waiting to call 911 so that death takes him. She'd have the Alibi that she was downstairs playing skyrim. Then she'd find out the hard asy that Phil had no life insurance and all she gets is debt.
 
Is Phil now baiting a entry in culture wars in pop culture youtube?

This lazy fuck has 15 years of youtube and cannot be bothered to at least take a frame without the contribution counter let alone make a thumbnail

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Now I’m not wishing death or misfortune on anyone, I’m just saying, if DSP started twitching and had a stroke live on stream, there nobody would be there to help the guy out, which I think is really sad.

Would I laugh? You bet I would .
We shouldnt get to the point of wishing harm on them. Lolcows are there for amusement. Like midget wrestlers and Dwarf tossing.

But, if you do wish to hate, consider some of the dents like anonymouse and other furries who have most likely hurt animals and possibly children. Or Derich, who is a predator in waiting.
 
Now I’m not wishing death or misfortune on anyone, I’m just saying, if DSP started twitching and had a stroke live on stream, there nobody would be there to help the guy out, which I think is really sad.

Would I laugh? You bet I would .
I legit believe kat would not notice or care and he would be sitting there dead until youtube shuts down the stream. But knowing how he is allergic to making good content his faggot ass will die in his sleep and he will just not show up to his stream and that will be it.
 
I seem to remember DSP making a joke about Khet's bush and diving into it and it coming off as the most stiff and artificial joke he made. I'm not saying that it was creepy or uncalled for, think the context was that he was in a bush in PUBG, but it was very weirdly worded, like he wanted to seem cool and like he gets pussy. Really weird moment from him, especially how he said it.

Anyways, DSP's recent malding over SF6 had a nice gem where he said master rank doesn't matter because you just mash buttons to get it. Back when he was malding over the leveled match where you play players your rank, he was always throwing bitch fits and gloating how he reached master rank with X character and is therefore a pro. Really hilarious contradiction of Herr Pigler.
Common Conservative tell. This is the same Phil that thinks Seattle is a drug infested wasteland.
Him demanding that one dent tell him where he was staying in Seattle that one time was such a what the fuck dude moment. DSP treated the guy like a troll just for disagreeing with Phil's statement that Seattle is a complete shithole on par with Lesotho.
 
Now I’m not wishing death or misfortune on anyone, I’m just saying, if DSP started twitching and had a stroke live on stream, there nobody would be there to help the guy out, which I think is really sad.

Would I laugh? You bet I would .
He would make thousands of dollars in donations if he really stroked out on stream... then he would see that as his new gimmick and fake a few until the novelty wore off the dents, IMO.

EDIT: not that kind of stroke, get your mind out of the gutter.
 
He would make thousands of dollars in donations if he really stroked out on stream... then he would see that as his new gimmick and fake a few until the novelty wore off the dents, IMO.

EDIT: not that kind of stroke, get your mind out of the gutter.
Just want it to be known that I gave this a thumbs up for Phil having a stroke in his brain.
 
Would I laugh? You bet I would .
You know what would be the darkest, but also the funniest part?

If DSP has a stroke but the ambulance can't come in because they don't have the access code or lose a valuable minute just getting through the gate. Phil's death being caused by his deep fear of people causing his demise would be an absolute bang to end the show. A bitter man who couldn't be saved because they couldn't get in.
 
I’m unfamiliar with the series, what aspect would cause Phil problems?

all of it. combat system is kinda complicated, it uses a radial wheel, so you can attack your enemy at top left, bottom right, middle right, center, top north, bottom south, etc etc. doing techniques is about inputting specific combos, for example I had a move that specifically targeted the enemies wrist to make them drop their sword, to do this I had to do like, top right, bottom right, middle right, middle left.

saving requires having savior schnapps in your inventory which is consumed on use.

in the first game henry was illiterate and physically could not read unless you found an NPC to teach you. unsure if he will start the second game literate or not, I assume so.

lock picking was pretty complicated, didn't use the skyrim system, had its own unique thing.

there are no waypoints to quests that I recall, just a marker on the map and a general "search area" type thing, there's also no fast travel in the traditional sense. best you can do is set Henry to "auto travel" across the map, but you might get ambushed/attacked and forced to deal with that.

one of the quests locks you into having sex with a wench, you have no say in it, if you start the quest you ARE cumming in that wench.

wearing things like a helmet massively obscures your vision, not wearing a helmet makes your brain easy to bash in.

haggling had a tutorial that was like 2 pages long and filled the screen with text from what I recall.

in order to do alchemy, which I personally loved, you had to follow essentially a cook book which told you things like "ok, put the powder in the bowl, crunch it 6 times, then boil it for 12 seconds, then distill it" the game did offer you the option to skip this process, but you get less good potions and shit out of it.

that's everything I can think of off the top of my head. basically Kingdom Come was a game that was very heavily focused on immersion and realism, to the point it made you do a lot of stuff by hand if you wanted best results.
 
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