Money FB 8/31 - Who wants to pay our mortgage?!

[repentance]

Even if all the weens put their pennies together and had Chris do the most stupidest and unfunniest shit they could up with it still would not pay the mortgage.

I have to admit I'd love to see him start a gofundme for this. The explanation of why people should pay off the Chandler mortgage would be priceless.

I wonder if this is the kind of financial help he thought they were entitled to from Cole, rather than a few hundred dollars.

 

[Thighs]

It's an elaborate ruse to get his uncunt extended! Probably.

 

[TL 532]

Sucks to suck. Hope it works out for him though, can't pry any laughs out of a dead man. Well, not many at least.

 

[Attraction Slime]

I've just realised what this saga reminds me of.

Spoiler

 

[Too Many Crooks]

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Not me.

 

[Medley]

It delights me knowing that chris will eventually get his just desserts for a life time of being a lazy dick

 

[PCA]

I thought the house was already paid off. I suppose this is what we can expect from Chris since when he asked for money before people actually gave him it. As time goes on his head gets bigger and so does his demands

 

[Medley]

If he asks for $115,000 in donations then the weens might be able to scrape together $115 which will be spent on lego

 

[The Dude]

I've said it before, but the CWC show just doesn't have a happy ending. This is a good time to tune out if you're squeamish.

Not everything has to have a happy ending to be entertaining. The Empire Strikes Back has one downer of an ending (Luke leaves Yoda early and ignores his warnings, gets his hand lopped off, loses his lightsaber, finds out Vader is his father and that Kenobi lied to him, Han is frozen in Carbonite and taken to Jabba by Boba Fett, etc.) yet it's arguably the best film in the franchise. There's a reason "train wreck" is used to describe someone whose life is a total failure; train wrecks and the sheer chaos and destruction that they cause are damn fascinating things to witness.

 

[Hyperion]

LoL like they're even gonna get to the part about how there was a fire there. Anyone who looks into that house is gonna google the address and then

Generations of weens will keep mailing shit there, long after the Chandlers move out.

The year is 2053 and a newlywed couple, neither of whom is even born yet has bought a starter home. The address is 14 Branchland Court.

Weens who are also not even born yet will still be sending pizzas and driving by shouting

Could the curse of the manchild be real? Lets find out

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

His temperament is totally unsuitable for the labour market. Even if he got a job under some special vocational rehabilitation programme, he wouldn't be able to maintain it for very long.

Around here, people like Chris tend to end up doing scrap metal or mowing lawns for pocket money. They don't have the ability to consistently apply themselves to unskilled stuff and earn a decent amount of money.

Chris is still a large enough internet celebrity that if he created a patreon and did a webcomic by page donation and actually legit worked on his sonichu story I wouldn't be surprised if he would make close to 3k a month alone in donations. If he made a secondary one like say a Christian's Adult Adventures one (which would legit be terrifyingly amazing at this point), thats another cool 1-2k. His fanbase would grow and he'd be a fascinating figure. Chris still has options, he is just too ridiculously retarded to see it and too lazy to take advantage of it.

 

[Sanae is a slut]

I always figured his parents never paid off the house. There's no way someone as fiscally irresponsible as Barb would've come close to doing so.

 

[Caz]

Am I the only one who is more worried about his dogs than about him or Snorlax?

 

[Katolate]

Am I the only one who is more worried about his dogs than about him or Snorlax?

I'm more worried about his cats, as his stupidity already killed one of them.

 

[AnOminous]

I always figured his parents never paid off the house. There's no way someone as fiscally irresponsible as Barb would've come close to doing so.

Bob made sure it was paid off. Barb undid everything Bob did as soon as he croaked.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Bob made sure it was paid off. Barb undid everything Bob did as soon as he croaked.

They almost did this sort of mentally dysfunctional balancing act when they were together, just barely getting by with Chris. Now that Bob is gone, you can definitely see how the balance has shifted in Barb's direction, as a result, everything in Chris' life has been affected by Barb "The Black Hole" Chandler. , even if he does not know it.

 

[jessycaca]

Bob made sure it was paid off. Barb undid everything Bob did as soon as he croaked.

This is the only reason I feel bad for him. He had no chance to become a functional adult with such a selfish,meddling mother. Most of the chaos that surrounds him is his own doing but at least Bob appears , at least from my limited knowledge , to have tried to help. Barbara just appears to be a nightmare

 

[Slowinthemind]

This is the only reason I feel bad for him. He had no chance to become a functional adult with such a selfish,meddling mother. Most of the chaos that surrounds him is his own doing but at least Bob appears , at least from my limited knowledge , to have tried to help. Barbara just appears to be a nightmare

It was also Bob that said he would be financially better off if he never had a job, Bob reinforced Chris's laziness with concrete.

 

[Naxxramaskid]

This is the only reason I feel bad for him. He had no chance to become a functional adult with such a selfish,meddling mother. Most of the chaos that surrounds him is his own doing but at least Bob appears , at least from my limited knowledge , to have tried to help. Barbara just appears to be a nightmare

well he went to high school and more importantly college. that's +-8 hours a day away from barb and surrounded by normal people. i would say that he had a 25% chance of becoming a semi functional and stable adult.

 

[AnOminous]

It was also Bob that said he would be financially better off if he never had a job, Bob reinforced Chris's laziness with concrete.

Bob was correct about that, though.

And he actually had experience trying to get this tard to work a job.