🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

  • Yes!

    Votos: 429 66.7%
  • Yes.

    Votos: 114 17.7%
  • No (I'm typing with one hand).

    Votos: 100 15.6%

  • Total de votantes
    643
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AN I WULD BET, IN FAK, DAT YERS IZ TOO
 
Seeing that shit makes me wonder if the only reason she hoofed it back to Feet is to avoid child neglect charges for the living conditions in Mexico.
ETA same for fleeing Richmond to Mexico. They trashed that place to the tune of 8K. Yeah I know Ralph was scared of muh lol suits but they were getting to the point they weren’t hiding the neglect and endangerment of Rozy any more. We all saw it.
 
Look fellas, you're not seeing the master plan, okay. Ralph has already infiltrated New York and California with his Ralphaseed by supplanting a guntling in each state. The Ralph genetics will spread through the population like a plague until white trash wiggers are seen from sea to shining sea. Nothing but hollering obese pig people and empty bottles of Maker's Mark. Like imagine the white trash version of the orcs from Lord of the Rings.

It doesn't end there though. Ralph has only just begun to sire children to abandon. Soon, the international operation will begin. He had a few setbacks in Portugal, but Mexico is a surefire thing. Mexican women get pregnant just from touching a penis. One day, many years in the future, Ralph will raise an army of half-spic Guntiños and take over the drug business. Not to sell drugs but to do them. Ralph will collapse at 45 snorting cocaine from a paper plate, as only Redneck El Chapo could.

The End.
 
No of course it is pure fantasy, there's too much shit for him to sort out for him to even be able to see Xander, nevermind girl Xander. He owes so much in child support already and the divorce will only ruin him further. But in a world where he is able to get rid of the lawsuits involving both sets of inlaws, pay off his debts, continue to pay his obligations, and somehow be able to afford plane tickets, hotels, etc. then it is hilarious he has to travel within a giant triangle for a few hours of visits a month.
But that's the point: he won't. He had the chance, and he didn't. And he has now said he has no children until they are 18. And that he will never return to the US. I realize that Ralph's word is not reliable, but the bottom line is he's not going to be doing any of that.

And his existing financial situation - one that involves not paying what he owes - preceded and continues with or without children.

He made his beds. Our choices shape our futures. Do not weep for the Ralphamale; he chose this path.

(And besides, he's rich wealthy, don't you know? He would never even feel a pinch, no matter the expense*. He said so himself. 🙃)

* and fwiw, $600 or $800/month is in no way what it costs to decently cover a child's expenses. Maybe in Merida. Or when grandparents are eating the real costs.
 
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Talking like a Command and Conquer antagonist will definitely yield results, King. Keep going!

I thought you already relinquished your children anyway. What business do you have with Meigh? (Besides an impending horse divorce, of course).
 
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