[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%
  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%

  • Total de votantes
    936
I'm not sure why, but I almost feel like getting married in the middle of a wrestling ring in a VFW would have been an upgrade. At least it's unique? This is both trashy and trite.

That said, I'm happy Meigh finally did get the marriage she wanted. Why she wanted it, who knows.
If they were both really into wrestling, I can imagine it being one of those cheesy nerd things where they celebrate their shared interest. They'd need a better venue though, one that has a better ring for photographs, and a joint conference centre with catering etc. And it would help to have more experienced/well-known wrestlers in attendance to help sell the experience.
 
Can't believe you trannies voted Keffals as best lolcow of year and not THE RALPHAMALE LOLCOW KING
 
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OK I don't follow the Ethan Ralph too closely so someone has to explain to me why that normal appearing, fairly attractive woman is marrying him. Did her father kill himself yet?
There's this weird thing that happens when you first see Meigh and you think 'eh, I guess she looks okay' but every picture gets progressively worse until you're staring at a biologically male horse demon.

I think part of it is the realisation that she has a single expression that looks half-decent. Seeing it over and over again gets uncanny, and then when you see the mask slip (which it half-does in the main wedding picture) the true horror is revealed.
 

Fuck me, what is it with Ralph always managing to completely & actively antagonize his significant other's father to the point where they become vocal and public alogs of his?¿

Gunt truly is all encompassing - keffals doesnt stand a chance, lolcow-wise
 
Fuck me, what is it with Ralph always managing to completely & actively antagonize his significant other's father to the point where they become vocal and public alogs of his?¿

Gunt truly is all encompassing - keffals doesnt stand a chance, lolcow-wise
Since Ralph didn’t have a present dad, he hates it when other people do
 

Getting married by Elvis is truly the tradcath lifestyle I have come to expect from Ethan the shit eating swine Ralph.

Not only that, but they heavily advertise their gay wedding services
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I THOUGHT THE ELVIS THING WAS A JOKE:stress:

Confirmation that they got the cheapest Elvis wedding package. The cheapest one is the only package where you only get three roses in your bouquet.
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>married by Elvis
>pantsu wearing white
>no
family
>ralph not even wearing a suit
>vegas chapel


This is the most tradcath shit I've ever seen.
At least they didn’t get married in the drive thru. (Yes that’s a thing you can do in Vegas.)
 
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DAUM IT PANTSU HOW DA FWUCK AM I GONNA FIT THIS FWUCKING NUGGET IN THIS FWUCKIN' SMALL ASS HONEY MUSTARD PACKET BITCH?
FUCK THIS SHIT!
 
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I once heard that fucking horses was first illegalized when some rich lady got prolapsed to death by one of her horse's dicks. Whether or not that's true, there should be a similar law about gunted micropeens being vortexed into disproportionately cavernous cunts.
Nobody told Mr Hands about that and we all know what happened in that case. But I do agree, horse fuckers are one of the worst kinds of degenerate out there.
 
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