[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%

  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%

  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%
  • Total de votantes
    936
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I think they are getting married for real this time.

But only so May can't be forced to testify against him in court. (Wouldn't be surprised if his lawyer is putting him up to this tbh)
 
Can't wait for the second divorce saga. We all know it's gonna happen, and it will be messy, just like everything the hog does and touches.
 
If they get married for real and its not just a bogus ceremony for show (doubt) then that's pretty sad, even most of KF expected Ralph to eventually move on from Meigh and find someone a little bit more attractive although more insane (like Alice). Ralph settling for the horse pedo is like admitting he can't get anything better than digibros sloppy seconds... Even digi didn't want to marry her. Very very shameful display. Ralph has no game anymore. He is old and decrepit and resigned himself to spending his last years on earth with the ugliest most annoying bitch on earth instead of living it up Ralphamale style. Sad!
 
Lidl Drip dijo:
If they get married for real and its not just a bogus ceremony for show (doubt) then that's pretty sad, even most of KF expected Ralph to eventually move on from Meigh and find someone a little bit more attractive although more insane (like Alice). Ralph settling for the horse pedo is like admitting he can't get anything better than digibros sloppy seconds... Even digi didn't want to marry her. Very very shameful display. Ralph has no game anymore. He is old and decrepit and resigned himself to spending his last years on earth with the ugliest most annoying bitch on earth instead of living it up Ralphamale style. Sad!
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He may just be getting tired from the chase and to add to it that he has two kids already (not that this would stop him but owing child support to two separate people would be hilarious).
 
It's so tragic that Dick Masterson got his knees broken by a street gang of midget clowns and won't be able to be Ralph's best man. If you have some MDMA you could probably lure Rekeita down there to epically own Josh and the Kiwi Farms.
 
My take is Ralph finally crossed the line and did something even Meigh found unacceptable and threatened to leave. This led to 5 days of being of the air trying to convince her to stay.

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After several days of squealing and shouting, they came to an arraignment.

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Being married means she owns his ass if she ever decides to leave.
 
Isn't a marriage for friends and family, like Ethan's parents and immediate relatives... Oh wait.
 
Here Ralph I've used my expert photoshop skills to update your wedding promo seamlessly. Get selling those RalphaMania tickets!
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Pit Viper Salesman dijo:
My take is Ralph finally crossed the line and did something even Meigh found unacceptable and threatened to leave. This led to 5 days of being of the air trying to convince her to stay.

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After several days of squealing and shouting, they came to an arraignment.

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Being married means she owns his ass if she ever decides to leave.
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It's not a bad theory outside of the fact that he said that it involves Ralphamania. What does one have to do with the other? So many questions.
 
If we are going with some theories, could it be a possible delay to RalphaMania due to court issues. Maybe enough Alogs complained to the courts he has been in lately and convinced them that this white trash pig is actually a menace to society.

@Capt. Jean Luc Ritard if he gets married I will feel just totally owned. Especially by Meigh— I don’t think I could recover.
 
If we were to bully him enough, maybe. Otherwise, I doubt it. The last time he married, he fucked it over through his own stupidity and lust. The only thing he's committed to is his stupidity and nothing else.

And even if he did, I'd take it as an L. Imagine your marriage prospects being limited to BPD whores and actual pedophiles who look more mannish than most trannies. Couldn't be me.
 
SenorCurditos dijo:
He's going to wed the Horse just to spite this thread.
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“AH’M GONNA MARRY PANTSU JUS’ T’ SPITE YEW ALL IF YEW WANNA KNOW TH’ TRUTH AKSHUALLY!”

As with so many here I will be SO owned I do not think I’ll ever get over it. Actually.

Ralph marries Pantsu and the Aylogs are owned.

I really don’t think this dummy who once said that the only reason he doesn’t have a Poli-Sci degree for which he owes hundreds of thousands in loans is because of a lab fee of about $150 has truly thought this through.
 
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