[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%
  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%

  • Total de votantes
    936
Oh God no this won't end well.
He is already married to her by breeding with her (sorry, this is true. I never understood why people breed with others but don't think they are married. The CS court says otherwise for 18+ years). He just doesn't have the court order to stay away like with his last unfortunate offspring.
 
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A little less conversation, a little more action. gunts his wife.
 
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I mean it's at least slightly better than the originally proposed wedding at the ghetto bowling alley

But it's still a low cost minimal effort Vegas wedding with no friends or family - Pantsu likely considers this a w even if it's cost her pretty much her relationship with anyone outside Ralph at this point.

I imagine papa's pretty over it at this point anyway. Focus on the other kids instead lad.
 
I remember last year starting off with Ralph getting up to some funny shit at least once a month. Hope to see a repeat this year.
 
Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Ethan Ralph, I made you a watermarked tribute in celebration of the happy day

 
Poor May, she never got the wedding she dreamed of as a young girl (in the middle of a wrestling ring surrounded by cozy streamers and alogs)
 
Marrying and breeding a pedohorse to own the Kiwi Farms. Thank you Ralph very cool
 
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