[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[Beak Thing]

>married by Elvis
>pantsu wearing white
>no family
>ralph not even wearing a suit
>vegas chapel

This is the most tradcath shit I've ever seen.

May's wedding dress was also a slutty stripper version, probably grabbed off the rack in the "chapel".

 

[Lt. Jim Dangle]

Wait, so was there any cake?

 

[Randall Fragg]

Should we start a new poll for how long the marriage will last?
I'm betting less than 3 months.

 

[Toilet Duck]

Ralph did all this suddenly for two reasons
1. Biggest limp wristed punch he could throw at Harry.
2. He didn't have to pay shit for a meaningless wedding.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Goddamn when did she get so fat and bloated?
Also props to the photographer, making Ralph look tall compared to the PedoBride and obscuring his googlyface.

 

[Neil]

Ralph went from being married to a fucking PhD candidiate doctor to a lolicon weeaboo horse who worked at Subway. Incredible.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph went from being married to a fucking PhD candidiate doctor to a lolicon weeaboo horse who worked at Subway. Incredible.

The "work at subway" part was a joke peddled by the PPPhaggot group.
Bold to think the paedophilic horse can hold a job as a sandwich quantum microengineer.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Well damn, I never thought it would happen but here we are. I'm actually kind of speechless.

So, which dollar store did they buy the rings at?

 

[Telemeter]

How will Ralph own Null next?

Let see...

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/things-that-i-joshua-null-moon-would-like-to-do-but-cannot.118209/

I guess he could get started with this one:

2. Live in Mexico like a Cool Mob Boss
I like to imagine myself as one of the cool mobsters from Goodfellas or something, living in a nice villa out in Mexico like a king, snorting cocaine with blatant disregard for whatever children I have left behind. To live this life would be truly epic and badass.

Wait...

 

[RazorBackBacon]

LOL.
LMAO.
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These are the worst wedding photos ever. Is this the quality of photography going on in Vegas wedding chapels? I've seen better from 12 y/os with a smartphone.

Regardless, so happy to see Ralph finally made an honest horse of Meigh. Now they can stud all the foals they want, sanctified by God's own drive-thru wedding service. This is how we save the white race.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

The "work at subway" part was a joke peddled by the PPPhaggot group.
Bold to think the paedophilic horse can hold a job as a sandwich quantum microengineer.

I still choose to believe that she works at Subway and Gators real name in Shannon Gaines.

 

[Truly Rural]

For comparison purpose here is an example of other Gunt's wedding attire

 

[Juhlonduss]

Should we start a new poll for how long the marriage will last?
I'm betting less than 3 months.

There already is one, go vote!

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/how-long-before-pantsu-divorces-ralph.143931/

 

[Octavia]

I just want to say that I was here, Dear Lord.
Nothing more TradCath than this!

 

[SiggerNlayer]

I'll admit an L when I take it.
I really never thought they'd actually get married but they did. They may not have any friends or family left who want to show up and see them, they may have done it in the most wife-beating trailer trash fat man way possible but they did in fact get married.

LOL.
LMAO.
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[Unabomber Eleven]

May's wedding dress was also a slutty stripper version, probably grabbed off the rack in the "chapel".

Seriously, I’d rather wear my regular outfit than a rent-a-dress that you know damn well has not been cleaned between uses * shudder *

Even bowling alleys spray shoes with Lysol between uses

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

I can't wait to see how much money Ralph will pay per month in child support/alimony/legal fees once the horse arc has concluded.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Will Harry sell the wedding dress or is it a rental?

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

And I thought Idubbzz and Anisa, marriage was pure cringe...
Boy oh boy...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's been a while since I have seen an image made of pure concentrated white trash. Incidentally, the last time contained the same two subjects.