[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[Plantation Barbie]

Ralph should have worn one of those shirts with the tuxedo design on it.

 

[Trixie Clop 9999]

Thought Ralph couldn't go to the US for fear of being served?

 

[Dude Snakes]

Oh God no this won't end well.

 

[internet friend]

First a pig, now a horse. Ralph is well on his way to marrying a whole farm

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Ralph should have worn one of those shirts with the tuxedo design on it.

 

[Elmo]

Any words from Digi on this momentous occasion?

 

[RollingRock2]

Number one in the sector

 

[Juhlonduss]

Ralph should have worn one of those shirts with the tuxedo design on it.

Even that would be too classy for him.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

He missed 1/6 what a fuckin loser

 

[An automatic clown]

Mays father Harry posted the license info
Tweet

 

[Twinkletard]

Phase 1, Get pregnant by the Gunt
Phase 2, Marry Gunt
Phase 3, Profit?

She's now a thousandairre

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

This works out great for all involved. Ralph can appear trad to his audience, has a partner who doesn't care if he sleeps around, and he got to meet Elvis (he was a big fan of the Killstream). Pantsu for her part gets to larp as a tradwife while also being allowed to sleep around with girls. They're a pretty typical 21st century couple really and I wish them many months of happy matrimony.

 

[WonderWino]

I’m gonna fucking COOOOOOOOOOOOOM this is gold. She actually looks pretty happy too, so that’s nice I guess.

A pig and a horse get married in Vegas, someone think of a punchline.

Ethan ralph, elvis and a tellarite walk into a wedding chapel.....

 

[Needless]

Holy shit! So this is what a 5 star day looks like.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Proves everyone right that he couldn't get the NJ license in time because he's a big, fat retard.

 

[Quintus]

That picture makes it look like she married the Elvis impersonator. Do you think Ralph will consummate their union by eating shit out of her ass?

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Guess Ethan really ain't nothin' but a hound dog huh

 

[Titty Figurine]

Now win a couple thousand in Vegas and take it over to Daytona Beach for the honeymoon, I need my white trash bingo.

 

[Figger Naggot]

She's now a thousandairre

She's not even that. Ralph is in debt and proudly refuses to pay any of it.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

I definitely agreed with Null that he'd never get married. Ralph proves the aylawgs wrong again,. Such a beautiful high class wedding.