[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%
  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%

  • Total de votantes
    936
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holy shit this looks like a still from an Aphex Twin video
 
Even Jellyfish - an animal with no brain at all, that start off life effectively as a plant, can tell which way is up.

There is no way on God's green flat Earth that you can consider the possibility that is "up", even with the trans shit taken into account, and for you to even consider that as a possibility makes me very concerned for your well-being and circumstances in your personal life. Even if you aren't saying "Yes, that's up", the fact you considered that a possibility makes me worry for you, friend.

I shall pray for you.


The dress, or the girl?
Fat drunken asshole vs. AGP pedophile

Like I said, probably a sideways move.
 
I haven't really got an issue with the married in Vegas by Elvis thing. Yeah, its a bit tacky but its the sort of thing which could be kind of sweet if you're a couple in love having a spur of the moment, cheap wedding. It'd make a pretty funny story for your kids. And while they're not dressed their best, I'm not inclined to rag on them for their clothes. They are underdressed (or he is) but not shabby or dirty and they're hardly dressed as badly as half the people on the Vegas strip.

However, for them this is just another bad move on top of many other bad moves. 'Fun, impulsive Vegas wedding' only works out long-term if you are otherwise a stable, happy, loving couple whose lives don't revolve around making spectacles of yourself.
 
This literally proves nothing; you could just be renting the dress for an extended period of five days or whatever, you absolute broke-ass cheapskate coward. Either show the receipt or destroy the dress to prove you're actually able to afford to lay cash on counter to purchase things like a real man.
idk, looks like one of those things that can be had for about $50 at a ghetto fashion place
 
I have to say...now that more photos have been released...I'm kind of shocked by how bad Ralph looks. For the past year, we've only really seen him on his low res webcam wearing a hat and sunglasses. Now we have 4K footage of his face....and it's more horrifying than I remember. He looks like absolute shit. Imagine being under 60 years old and looking like this. Remember kids, eat your veggies and don't do drugs.
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I have to say...now that more photos have been released...I'm kind of shocked by how bad Ralph looks. For the past year, we've only really seen him on his low res webcam wearing a hat and sunglasses. Now we have 4K footage of his face....and it's more horrifying than I remember. He looks like absolute shit. Imagine being under 60 years old and looking like this. Remember kids, eat your veggies and don't do drugs.
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I wouldn’t believe you if you told me he was only in his mid 30s. He looks old enough to be Faith’s grandfather
 
So he's been in Vegas the last few days for this 5* wedding where he used Pantsu's dad's credit card to pay for it. Now he is flying to NJ or PA for his Guntamania nonsense. Then will be flying back to Mexico? So Mexico>Vegas>NJ/PA>Mexico. All this flying can't be cheap.
"No refunds" for those Ralphamania tix cause that money has already been spent at the tables.

I'll have you know Ralphamali can pay anything and everything with other people's credit cards. I commit fraud like a MAN all day long, bet you wouldn't have the balls to do it, pussy alog.
Five Fraud Days baby!
 
I have to say...now that more photos have been released...I'm kind of shocked by how bad Ralph looks. For the past year, we've only really seen him on his low res webcam wearing a hat and sunglasses. Now we have 4K footage of his face....and it's more horrifying than I remember. He looks like absolute shit. Imagine being under 60 years old and looking like this. Remember kids, eat your veggies and don't do drugs.
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That is an actual neckbeard, it’s like the Jack Murphy version of a neckbeard. At first glance I thought he grew it out but it’s just a patchy mess over his fat face and he looks absolutely terrible, like a man in his 60s
 
Was up at 5 AM reading this from my phone with my jaw dropping like the stock market.

Just when I think there's really nothing on the Internet and ESPECIALLY nothing on Kiwifarms that can possibly surprise me - we have a 3-for-1 with the Wizards legal license drama, a convicted zoophile gets outed, and then this. A couldn't-make-it-up level of white trashiness on full display with his own father ragging on them by posting a fake receipt that has a line item for a bestiality license.

I couldn't think of a more hilarious, bring-ALL-the-popcorn start to a Friday morning. Y'all are gonna get me addicted to this place because I haven't gotten so many laughs from a single website in years.

And enjoy my own little art contribution:

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