[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%
  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%

  • Total de votantes
    936
Congrats to the newlyweds! Where's the Marriage registry so I can send the present? Petco? Old McDonald's farm?
 

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So Ralph is going to produce more children of the corn soon? How terrifying.
Ralph hates children and he can't stand being in the same house as Rozy.

Buuuut, imagine how much Josh would be owned if Ralph had a non-bastard child, I don't know how Null would ever get over that.
Ralph only did this to get back at Pantsu’s dad.
No, he did it because of the "forever fiancee" jokes, the Harris thing was coincidental, but it might have given him the final push to do it, instead of pussying out of it like he did last year with the bowling alley wedding. Also I believe this keeps may from being called to testify against him on some legal matters, but it's still like 80% to spite Josh.
 
First thing Ralph does as a newly wed?

Holler at KF.

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He really did get married just to own Jersh.
This literally proves nothing; you could just be renting the dress for an extended period of five days or whatever, you absolute broke-ass cheapskate coward. Either show the receipt or destroy the dress to prove you're actually able to afford to lay cash on counter to purchase things like a real man.
 
Ralph posted some more pictures. So I guess that he eventually paid the 5 dollars and got a grand four un-watermarked pictures.
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I love how she had to lean on an angle and Ethan had to wear a trashy straw hat to make him appear taller.

Look at that Elvis larp guy, towering both of them, with Ethan obviously being the shortest.

You may have married your broodmare but you're still 5'1'', Ethan. You're short. And fat. Fat. SHORT AND FAT.
 
Of all the lolcows on this site, Ralph is the only one that my brain refuses to accept is a real person. I don’t follow him closely but every time he does something unthinkably retarded I’ll check in. The Portugal trip was what really got me - I couldn’t process it as anything other than a scripted reality show.

This is starting to apply to his orbiters too, because the fact that people continue to willingly involve themselves with this fugly manlet and have his bastard children just will not compute. And now somehow this fat fuck has both of his kids’ grandpas, in active Twitter wars against him? Vickers, Vickers Jr. Wonder when Vickers III will make his eventual debut.
 
IT'S NOT TRUEEEEE The Ralphamale paid FULL PRICE for this 5 star dress
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He rented out a 175-dollar dress, I've spent more money on my stupid weapon-collecting hobby than Ralph did for his Wife's wedding dress, he's gotta be the cheapest motherfucker I've ever seen. I think Null is right about May just being a mentally ill retard, but I still guess its time we start taking bets on when the Divorce is gonna happen.
 
So he's been in Vegas the last few days for this 5* wedding where he used Pantsu's dad's credit card to pay for it. Now he is flying to NJ or PA for his Guntamania nonsense. Then will be flying back to Mexico? So Mexico>Vegas>NJ/PA>Mexico. All this flying can't be cheap.
 
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