[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%
  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%

  • Total de votantes
    936
Very nice of Ralph to put John Andrews Stan in charge of the wedding photography. Hard work really does pay off.

Also, lmao at Elvis' daughter getting PFIZERED right after an imitation Elvis officiates this unholy event. Perfect timing.
:diddler: It's called, "The Ralphamale Curse" for a reason, BIACH!
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Funny enough, if he wasn't in vegas, he would do a smash or pass for Ms Presley on his livestream for like 8 hours straight.
 
This is one of the trashiest things I've ever seen and I can't stop laughing. I can't imagine any woman with an iota of self respect would let this be their wedding. I'd die of shame alone.
 
I'm not sure why, but I almost feel like getting married in the middle of a wrestling ring in a VFW would have been an upgrade. At least it's unique? This is both trashy and trite.

That said, I'm happy Meigh finally did get the marriage she wanted. Why she wanted it, who knows.
 
Fucking cunt couldn't even wear a tie to his own wedding?
The Ralphacope is that he "had to improvise". This excuse doesn't pass muster though, they were already planning on getting married this week and clearly May was prepared given she brought a strippers cocktail dress all ready for it!

Plus, are you telling me THE RALPHAMALE couldn't even afford to rent a suit for his big day?

This is just peak Ralphalaziness, it gets out the way something he couldn't be bothered to plan and pay for with minimal fuss, and May is too dumb to see he wanted this done and closed asap. That bitch is smiling like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit. She's so happy to be hitched to her abusive, addict, baby daddy! So happy!
 
I thought trashy Vegas weddings were just a shitty trope in media, guess I was wrong.
Honestly, if anyone could have proven that trope it was gonna be Ralph.
 
Very nice of Ralph to put John Andrews Stan in charge of the wedding photography. Hard work really does pay off.

Also, lmao at Elvis' daughter getting PFIZERED right after an imitation Elvis officiates this unholy event. Perfect timing.
Lisa Marie : DEAD
Ye : MARRIED
Null : BANANA PEPPERS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

The Rage Pig chortles in the distance. A horse neighs. Crops are ruined. Animals flee. Today has been a Ralphaday, indeed.
 
I can imagine the echoes of Neighs hoofs clop clop clopping as she’s being led by her reigns down the aisle.


Picture the scene:
Gunt at the altar slouching proudly.
The door at the back of the hall opens with a whinny.
Someone presses play on the cd player.
Elvis leads Neigh down the isle.
Clop
Clop
Clop
Clop

What a beautiful moment.
 
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You actually followed through for once, Ralph. Well done! I'm happy for you two.

That'll do, pig. That'll do.
 
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