Jurassic Park/World megathread - Spared no expense.

[A Grey Cat]

Also Yasammy real and JP confirmed as lesbian/bi woman culture, and my crops are watered and I will survive winter as a result (seriously tho I think it was actually pretty cute/well-written lgbtq rep for a kids show)

You just had to open your mouth and mention that didn't you?

 

[Calandrino]

Btw they're cloning thylacines irl, try to act surprised when they break free and start eating people

Project plans to bring back the thylacine | BBC Wildlife magazine | Discover Wildlife

Restoring the thylacine or Tasmanian tiger – an extinct marsupial carnivore – could aid rewilding, but wildlife experts have expressed concerns

www.discoverwildlife.com

 

[TVB]

seriously tho I think it was actually pretty cute/well-written lgbtq rep for a kids show

you sound like a typical CalArts suckup.

 

[Android raptor]

You just had to open your mouth and mention that didn't you?

I mean there are probably a greater than zero number of lesbian dinosaurs in JP anyway since most of them are female and even IRL dinosaurs are not infrequently gay/bi (birds don't give a fuck). Plus it was still better than Brooklyn and Kenji getting paired together since that came outta nowhere, at least with Yaz and Sammy it was built up over 3+ seasons.

you sound like a typical CalArts suckup.

Nah, I'm just a dyke that has been into JP since I was 9. In my experience most women who are super hardcore into JP are lesbians or bi.

 

[TVB]

I mean there are probably a greater than zero number of lesbian dinosaurs in JP anyway since most of them are female and even IRL dinosaurs are not infrequently gay/bi (birds don't give a fuck). Plus it was still better than Brooklyn and Kenji getting paired together since that came outta nowhere, at least with Yaz and Sammy it was built up over 3+ seasons.

Nah, I'm just a dyke that has been into JP since I was 9. In my experience most women who are super hardcore into JP are lesbians or bi.

ywnbaw

 

[Wampak]

Btw they're cloning thylacines irl, try to act surprised when they break free and start eating people

Project plans to bring back the thylacine | BBC Wildlife magazine | Discover Wildlife

Restoring the thylacine or Tasmanian tiger – an extinct marsupial carnivore – could aid rewilding, but wildlife experts have expressed concerns

www.discoverwildlife.com

Was there ever a single recorded incident of a Tasmanian tiger killing a person?

cute little dog

 

[Android raptor]

ywnbaw

Homie I was born with a vagina. Unless you're the type who thinks women who are interested in anything other than fashion and makeup are actually Not A Girl enby/transboi whatevers.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Jurassic Park franchise is dead. The speculative biology science fiction by independent authors and artists is the next big thing.

 

[TVB]

Homie I was born with a vagina. Unless you're the type who thinks women who are interested in anything other than fashion and makeup are actually Not A Girl enby/transboi whatevers.

ywnbaw

 

[XYZpdq]

Jurassic Park franchise is dead. The speculative biology science fiction by independent authors and artists is the next big thing.

and how many dinosaur movies have they made?

 

[TVB]

Jurassic Park franchise is dead. The speculative biology science fiction by independent authors and artists is the next big thing.

Ehh, I've been stuck with Stargate more than Jurassic Park these days.

 

[FatMebius]

Jurassic Park franchise is dead. The speculative biology science fiction by independent authors and artists is the next big thing.

I wish they'd let some other Crichton books get some adaptations. Apparently Dragon's Teeth is getting a miniseries or something for Nat Geo. That could be cool. Prey would be a cool action flick. Next would be great as a miniseries. I wouldn't mind seeing ones that got shit adaptatiosn get another go either.

 

[Android raptor]

ywnbaw

So you're saying I should chop my tits off and start injecting testosterone because I like dinosaurs while having XX chromosomes?

 

[TVB]

So you're saying I should chop my tits off and start injecting testosterone because I like dinosaurs while having XX chromosomes?

implying you have any
sneed

 

[Android raptor]

implying you have any
sneed

I mean I've never had a kareotype done but I'm preeeettty sure I have XX chromosomes like a typical cis woman, since I was born with a vagina and have menstruated and everything (thank fuck I don't anymore, God bless IUDs).

My NPD mom also gave me shit for being more interested in JP toys and dinosaurs than fashion and boys or w/e as I got into middle school because it was "inappropriate for a girl your age". She even got rid of most of my old toy collection, thankfully I saved the most important ones (like my first one, TLW cyclops raptor) and have more dino toys now as an adult than I ever had as a kid. And I've gone no contact with the bitch.

Jurassic Park franchise is dead. The speculative biology science fiction by independent authors and artists is the next big thing.

Not in the toy department it's not.

Best part of the JP franchise had always been the toys, and the stories and adventures you would make up with them as a kid.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

and how many dinosaur movies have they made?

The number of movies made isn't the point. Besides, the movies came from a great novel with really interesting ideas that created a sense of wonder. I think that original sense of wonder and mystery of creating dinosaurs from dna found in preserved ancient amber is gone because of the way Hollywood has taken the franchise. It's just not interesting anymore. Meanwhile indie projects like Serina and the Mystery Flesh Pit bring about a sense of wonder and interest like the og Jurassic Park.

 

[XYZpdq]

The number of movies made isn't the point. Besides, the movies came from a great novel with really interesting ideas that created a sense of wonder. I think that original sense of wonder and mystery of creating dinosaurs from dna found in preserved ancient amber is gone because of the way Hollywood has taken the franchise. It's just not interesting anymore. Meanwhile indie projects like Serina and the Mystery Flesh Pit bring about a sense of wonder and interest like the og Jurassic Park.

nah, cool dinosaur movies is the point

 

[Wampak]

Serina and the Mystery Flesh Pit

that sounds like a porno

 

[TVB]

nah, dinosaur tv show is the point

ftfy

 

[Car Won't Crank]

nah, cool dinosaur movies is the point

I agree, but Jurassic Park movies aren't cool anymore. I think that one recent dinosaur documentary series on apple+ is more interesting than the last 3 JP movies.