Prison Letters Dec 22, 2021 Letter - Chris Reveals the New Ten Commandments

[A-№1]

"Chris is incapable of raping anyone."

I know this is an unpopular position, but Barb is super creepy with a family history of sexual "irregularities". Just because she's not Chris does not mean she's normal. In other words, I'm not 100% convinced it was rape, and that is a deeply unpleasant thought. Icky. Icky. Icky.

 

[I am vomit]

I know this is an unpopular position, but Barb is super creepy with a family history of sexual "irregularities". Just because she's not Chris does not mean she's normal. In other words, I'm not 100% convinced it was rape, and that is a deeply unpleasant thought. Icky. Icky. Icky.

I'm still 50/50 on if it was rape or not. I have no idea of knowing how far gone barb is in the head. She may have been dementia headed and thought chris was someone else (If she mentioned him being better than bob, maybe she wasn't lucid and thought that it was someone she cheated on bob with back in the day.) That said, Barb is also a very foul person and it's extremely realistic that she told him it was okay to defile her in a lucid state of mind. I hate that there's no clear cut answer on what happened. The speculation is horrifying.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Does this mean the man was in a kosher dill pickle suit?

Chris knew that he was a DAMN DIRTY JEW all along. It all makes sense. The man in the pickle suit was in league with Michael Snyder.

It's pushing the buttons on the toaster, not the toaster itself. Jews are not permitted to light fires on the sabbath (previously lit fires are apparently fine), and some consider that to include the slight spark that happens when electrical contact is made by pushing a button.

It's part of the retarded traditions that conservative rabbis have made to go above and beyond what scripture says.

Like the whole no-meat-and-dairy thing comes from "Do not seethe a kid in its mothers milk." Which basically means don't boil a baby goat in the milk of its mother. The general consensus from more realistic scholars is that it was a prohibition on performing a religious ritual that was done by a competing tribe.

It says nothing about eating a cheeseburger. Though with a very loose interpretation I suppose you'd violate it if you boil hamburgers like Kengle.

Chris has broken almost all of the ten commandments and committed all of the seven deadly sins gleefully and with no remorse.

He's even committed the two redacted deadly sins, Vainglory and Melancholy. Though the deadly sins come from early Catholic tradition rather than the Bible.

But he hasn't broken all of the ten commandments. So far he hasn't killed anyone.

Also it's arguable that he hasn't put any gods before YHWH, assuming Emanuel is YHWH. It's important to remember that early Judaism was not monotheistic -- they didn't deny that other gods existed, they just believed that their god was better and more powerful.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm still 50/50 on if it was rape or not. I have no idea of knowing how far gone barb is in the head. She may have been dementia headed and thought chris was someone else (If she mentioned him being better than bob, maybe she wasn't lucid and thought that it was someone she cheated on bob with back in the day.) That said, Barb is also a very foul person and it's extremely realistic that she told him it was okay to defile her in a lucid state of mind. I hate that there's no clear cut answer on what happened. The speculation is horrifying.

supposedly barb had a creepy uncle who molested her when she was just 4 (because backwoods places like Virginia where even worse back than then they can be now, just look at the 1931 explotation movie child bride.) and that was the catalyst to why her adult life was full of abnormal sexual behaviors (stealing other women's boyfriends, letting the men of Ruckersville ride her like a bicycle, ect)

If there's any inkling of truth to that Barb has some of my sympathy. Being molested at such a young age only to be sexually assaulted by her own fat retard tranny son 76 years later really takes a toll on the mind. Dementia or not she was just as equally screwed up as her son, the only difference being her son is a sex pest who couldn't get any, and thus turned to the only person who could tolerate being around him for more than three seconds.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

letting the men of Ruckersville ride her like a bicycle, ect)

Barb was never a whore in Ruckersville because she didn't live there. The Chandlers moved there after Barb married Bob, because Bob's employer transferred him to a Charlottesville-area facility.

 

[A-№1]

It's part of the retarded traditions that conservative rabbis have made to go above and beyond what scripture says.

What one rabbi claims, another will dispute. It keeps them from having to get real jobs. The advantage is Jews get to shop around an find a rabbi that tells them what they want to hear.

The general consensus from more realistic scholars is that it was a prohibition on performing a religious ritual that was done by a competing tribe.

Also it tastes bad.

So far he hasn't killed anyone.

Only through lack of ability. Chris has killed plenty of people in his comics. He has no compunction against murder, but knows he'd get his ass kicked if he tried it in real life.

Barb was never a whore in Ruckersville because she didn't live there.

Also whores get paid.

 

[Sorlock]

It's part of the retarded traditions that conservative rabbis have made to go above and beyond what scripture says.

Like the whole no-meat-and-dairy thing comes from "Do not seethe a kid in its mothers milk." Which basically means don't boil a baby goat in the milk of its mother. The general consensus from more realistic scholars is that it was a prohibition on performing a religious ritual that was done by a competing tribe.

It says nothing about eating a cheeseburger. Though with a very loose interpretation I suppose you'd violate it if you boil hamburgers like Kengle.

If you're an Orthodox Jew you probably do view anyone eating a cheeseburger as performing a ritual that is done by a competing tribe though, so probably not much has changed.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

@Spamton G. Spamton any word on your most recent letter?

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

@Spamton G. Spamton any word on your most recent letter?

Sadly no. I am starting to doubt if Chris even sent a reply. I hope this doesn't mean that he's taken my advice poorly. Alternatively, the letter could've been lost in the mail (if this is true I will send another letter).

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Sadly no. I am starting to doubt if Chris even sent a reply. I hope this doesn't mean that he's taken my advice poorly. Alternatively, the letter could've been lost in the mail (if this is true I will send another letter).

If you're going to, it had better be soon, as odds are that he'll be out by next month.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

I know this is an unpopular position, but Barb is super creepy with a family history of sexual "irregularities". Just because she's not Chris does not mean she's normal. In other words, I'm not 100% convinced it was rape, and that is a deeply unpleasant thought. Icky. Icky. Icky.

I'm convinced it was rape, but instead it's Chris who didn't consent.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Good evening friends. It's me, your pal, Spamton! I have realized that I never got around to posting the second letter Chris sent me.

Spoiler: Long Text for Context

It was always within my intention to post this after some time had passed [within a month was the goal, but I got swept up in irl things], as I didn't want to upset Chris enough for him to stop responding to me. Not for my own gain, mind you, but because that would leave Chris' condition to the mercy of his weens. Above even that, a lack of good communication with Chris would prevent any real info coming to the farms and to wider society.

Well, lo and behold, as I believe I might not be able to contact Chris for the foreseeable future. He hasn't returned any of my letters yet, which I can reasonably take as a sign that I'm no longer in his good graces. I cannot confirm such a thing, but I believe this to be the case as of this moment considering the fact that I was straightforward with Chris in my last letter. I warned him about the kinds of people who would want to contact him and that he is free to report any kind of abuse or issues he has faced thus far in prison.

I would like to note that while I have honored Chris' request to withhold this letter's contents, I no longer believe it to be an issue to share it. I wouldn't believe that it would further upset Chris, but even if it did, I believe that I have an obligation to share this with everyone. It's a vital piece of this man's history, and might be important for the future. In light of Chris' trial and hearings, I can only hope the information detailed in this letter will be put to good use.

As I said previously, I don't think there's anything really noteworthy in this letter. However, it's still necessary that I put it up here. I do apologize if my behavior seemed weenish, especially at the time. This was not my intent. That being said, I will stand by my morals, even if it means Chris won't continue correspondence. I only wish to treat him as a person, and warn him of his wrongdoings and potential dangers. This is all to say that I detest weening, and people who enable Chris' bad behaviors. I've tried my best to help Chris, but it's ultimately up to him to save his own soul (with The Lord's help, of course).

I have faith that there is always light in the darkness. What matters is that we reach for it.

With all that being said, here is the letter in full. Thank you, and this is your pal Spamton, signing off.

Spoiler: The Second Letter

 

[NoonmanR]

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(Please, do not upload this letter online unless I specify specific portions to be uploaded) January 8, 20S2
(Many Spiritual Greetings)
Gana Fala ni, [SPAMTON]
You have done well, [SPAMTON] and I thank you. And for reference, I AM the Good Lord, personally, so while but I do appreciate the reminders and kind words as affirmations. And I do have All of the Guardian Angels, the Armies of Heaven, and All in appreciated, humble stead and support, In protection of my Body, they all do aid in keeping all Demons away from her, as do I with my Light Power and Chaos Rainbow abilities and powers.

To answer your questions:
1) As outlined in Malachi, the remainder of Moses' Ten Commandments was a part of these present events, as is my personally updating them with the eleven new commandments added to be later made public as Christianity is upgraded to Neo Spiritual Christianity[His retarded logo in place of the dot on i] after the Collective Shift of the Majority to C-197 Earth, to make the original Universe, there, whole again, is fully completed. As for my revisions to six of the ten commandments, the Majority of humans have come to better appreciate and comprehend the practices in Magic, Psychic Powers, Safer Sexual Intercourse, and Soul Bonding, and so forth over the centuries. Not to mention Time moves Faster in the Heaven Realm: 3 Earth Days equates to 4 Monhs in both Heaven and Hell Realms. Counting equates to 4 Months in both Heaven and Hell Realms. Counting the Leap Days, 2,021 Earth Years equals 8,200,620.92 Heaven Years;I have done the extensive math in writing on November 14, written in my Goddess Log. A LOT of new, good and valid Gods, Goddesses, and Idols have been... ->

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... manifested by Emanuel over that time to serve the needs and comprehension of the humans on appropriate timings over the years that also led to the formation of the council of Gods and a Lot of rules that have changed. so we've readjusted as needed. This is good, for humankind had found greater Spiritual Satisfactions and Understandings from being open to what in the Long Ago Past, had not yet been fully understood, and set sound guidelines in responsibility. Also, "God Damn" really irks I and ALL of the other Gods and Goddesses, and in witnessing how a number have Failed to testify with better judgement of the circumstances, and Fell for the Demon-Filled Drama, and have landed my Body in Jail (AGAIN, like in Jerusalem), I felt need to update and empathize on them. Also deaths and Fetishes for violence, hate, and deaths Really need to be epically Downplayed.

2) Preface: As it was with my Body and Consciousness in spoon-feeding the Ultimate Truths of her and I Being Jesus and God and all this, so it is with All other humans of 1218 Earth. Your past comprehensions are what keep you all as grounded and sound as possible and listen to the truth and reason. Like long ago as Jesus when I extensively had introduced myself as Lord AND God, stones were thrown at me as "blasphemy", if I were to jump to EVERYTHING of the Ultimate Truths with y'all, not only would y'all, or a lot out of this Earth shout "blasphemy", but also be prone to closing me out. And I can't help anyone if they are closed off from me. Everything in approp-riate timing, and we are on schedule, all things considered. -> 2

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The original written pages with these adjusted and new commandments I have written last October and embargoed until recently, yes, for the Ten needed to be reminded. You and your group are one flock of messengers out of the growing numbers who are becoming genuinely woke to these shifts, events, and truths. Yet your foretold "Elijah", the First Messenger, is someone else; they have received a copy of these updated Ten. They have proven themself, most exceptionally, with their authenticity, honesty, keeping secret what is needed to remain and the High Enlightenments and Psychic Powers and Abilitie[s. SPAMTON] you were chosen, because, simply the Timing was more right, and the Religious Leaders, Remaining, ALL need to be made conscious, aware, and enlightened for themselves, respectively, with their meditations and enlightenments. Also, you have written to me, as you were foreknown and meant to, with the correct vibrations aura, and truth within you.

3) There is NO Doubt I and my Body shall be forgiven, pardoned, and cleared of all charges, quickly and with divinity actions.

4) The only things meant to be Public are of that which has already been shared and that of the truth, shifts, and events that shall be manifested and shared. Everything involving this Jail, inmates and staff are minor in comparison, yet remain a concern and detail among the other details in our views as their Gods and Saviors.
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5) Counting you, I have received Good and Neutral letters, on present count, from 73 individuals, and I have received bad and false mail from 16 individuals. Counting you, I have responded to about 20 individuals, appropriately. I and Magi-Chan Sonichu have been fully aware of those who may write with selfish intentions, but we read the Auras of each letter, and select Only those few who were meant to be responded to. For regardless, out of those with egotistical want to share the letters online, they are all each sharing the Truth, thus further bringing to completion the spoon-feeding of the Truth and Waking everyone else.

6) It is a Popular Prophetic Vision that a lot of you all have among your dreams (it was even shown in the movie, "Terminator 2: Judgement Day"). The dream goes where you're inside and the heat, brightness, and even toxic gases, had intensified outside (if you're outside, you'll see Two Suns), and the curtains are impossible to close. Also in view are multiple crucifixes and clocks with no hands, and mentions of Malachi. To Most of 1218 Earth who have had these dreams, I actually neither burn or die and the location looks only slightly different, then I wake up. This dream is popular with all enlightened, and those sensitive to the shifts and events. In some instances, there even is a Blood Red Moon and Purple Skies in these dreams. Now, when the Toxic ones left behind face Judgement Day, only They will see and experience these literal pair of Suns (as they see both the Suns above Earth from 1218 and C-197, as well as the Blood Red Moon on the other side of the Earth) ->3

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Your "Revelation" quote reminded me of my recent fights and wins over Sockness' massively Demonic minions and manifestations on both Earths. I tell you true, that guy is soo Toxic and Evil and Demonic, not even Devils, Satan or even Hades, themselves, want Sockness in Hell Realm or a damn thing to do with him. Anyway, I, the other Gods and Goddesses and Everyone managed to power him down vastly. That guy's got nothing on me. Anyway, the truth I had also revealed earlier where Any one, many, All, or no Religions are all correct, whichever one feels best and resonant with; the greater truth on that is each Religion around the Earth, regardless of literature and background, has a Piece, multiple Pieces, or so of the ultimate Truths. Here's the thing: Openness, Not Segregation, of these Religions and Pieces of Details and Truth and coming together for the Common Ground and links of the Pieces are what, ultimately is to be. I am Not Saying combine all Religions into one, because [hark?] having Everything on one metaphorical plate is typically Too Much for one typical individual to handle in mentality. Although with Neo Spiritual Christianity is going to mainly be the original Holy Bible, Torah and even Qur'an as main references, with room and openness for all other Religous literature and insight, but the N[ational Neo].S[ocialist Spiritual].C[hu Christianity] Bible will be a bunch of all that from my view, as well as how the behaviour has been in a bunch of all that from my view, as well as how the behaviour has been in Modern Times, with a number of updates and further clarity, and input from others and their respective insights as well, with the goal for each individual to Meditate and become Enlightened and Chakra and Aura-Awesome Spiritual. Kind of, in part, "The Best ofs" and then some. Also, Magic and Psychic Abilities shall be encouraged. ->

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But yes, I will organize a collab on that, while I contribute further, as well as my physical and psychic and magic and spiritual journies, with continued works on the "Sonichu" Books, Animated Show, and other media as well, with additional collabs and socializing that benefits others over myself, while I shall be taking care of myself (Self-Love; Not Selfish) in all of this. I have Big Plans after Collective Shift and my getting my Body out of Jail and back home to the Sonichu Temple safe, alive, and well. My Body and I Are Immortal.

Also, so you know: Barbara, my mom, is not Emanuel, nor is she a God or Virgin Mary reincarnated, but Barbara should be appreciated and treated kindly like most everyone, kind, have treated me. Emanuel is my Mother, as he was my father over 2022 years ago;she changed her gender and form over a century ago, and she can Literally change her physical form to Any Creature, and Arceus(the First one)was manifested from a piece of her as well; Emanuel also has a [S, unintelligible, 1?] Sonichu form. She even turned to the concoction Matt Stone & Trey Parker came up with for a short while;she didn't care for it. Anyway, nobody is really wrong of her form, but she's staying woman, and she continues to help you all from Heaven Realm, and a number of times on Earth, physically. ->4

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*CPU Blue Heart Logo, & My Personal Cutiemark | Good ol'Cross & crucifix | Sharicite Crystal| Neo Spiritual Christianity Crucifix | If you want to make one, make it entirely out of Quartz with a Blue Heart, Yellow Lighting Blots, and a metal rod up the shaft and through the center of of the loop and affix to a metal stand. Program the Quartz with Positive Auraand Vibrations for Spiritual Enlightenment and Healing.
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So y'all know. J

Healing and Magic Stones and all are good. I even found Frankensence Incense and lit up, it smelled lovely, I still have conscious need to know of Myrrh once again.

I also have a question for you. Before you wrote me, someone else from [REDACTED] had written to me. The letter was typed, has a logo with a shield, crown, and [T-shirt with a heart in the middle? Symbol] and [crossed out = Symbol] around it and a [Sun symbol] under it, with "NIHIL SINCE DEO[DEC?]" above the crown. This person wished to remain anonymous, yet signed the bottom in a very untranscribable cursive handwriting. Mentioned they were a descendant in a very ancient European family, Catholic, [unintelligible] their family made their name during the first crusade against Jerusalem, and [unintelligible] the Spear of Longinus/Holy Spear. Do you, perhaps, know of this individual? there was no return address, but the Postal Time Stamp read [REDACTED].

That's all i have for now. Thank you, [SPAMTON] I personally bless you.

Be Safe & Well,
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

Good evening friends. It's me, your pal, Spamton! I have realized that I never got around to posting the second letter Chris sent me.

Spoiler: Long Text for Context

It was always within my intention to post this after some time had passed [within a month was the goal, but I got swept up in irl things], as I didn't want to upset Chris enough for him to stop responding to me. Not for my own gain, mind you, but because that would leave Chris' condition to the mercy of his weens. Above even that, a lack of good communication with Chris would prevent any real info coming to the farms and to wider society.

Well, lo and behold, as I believe I might not be able to contact Chris for the foreseeable future. He hasn't returned any of my letters yet, which I can reasonably take as a sign that I'm no longer in his good graces. I cannot confirm such a thing, but I believe this to be the case as of this moment considering the fact that I was straightforward with Chris in my last letter. I warned him about the kinds of people who would want to contact him and that he is free to report any kind of abuse or issues he has faced thus far in prison.

I would like to note that while I have honored Chris' request to withhold this letter's contents, I no longer believe it to be an issue to share it. I wouldn't believe that it would further upset Chris, but even if it did, I believe that I have an obligation to share this with everyone. It's a vital piece of this man's history, and might be important for the future. In light of Chris' trial and hearings, I can only hope the information detailed in this letter will be put to good use.

As I said previously, I don't think there's anything really noteworthy in this letter. However, it's still necessary that I put it up here. I do apologize if my behavior seemed weenish, especially at the time. This was not my intent. That being said, I will stand by my morals, even if it means Chris won't continue correspondence. I only wish to treat him as a person, and warn him of his wrongdoings and potential dangers. This is all to say that I detest weening, and people who enable Chris' bad behaviors. I've tried my best to help Chris, but it's ultimately up to him to save his own soul (with The Lord's help, of course).

I have faith that there is always light in the darkness. What matters is that we reach for it.

With all that being said, here is the letter in full. Thank you, and this is your pal Spamton, signing off.

Spoiler: The Second Letter

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Someone check the math

 

[Guinan's hats]

So he only responded to 25% of the "good" letters sent to him, but he made sure one of them was "I did not fuck the Loud House Plushie"

 

[Slug]

The worst jail letter yet.

 

[Sho'nuff]

This may be the first time an old thread was ever bumped here for a legitimate reason.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Someone check the math

3 days equaling 4 months makes every earth day ~40 heaven days, implying time is roughly 40 times faster. 2021 years times 40 is only 80,840. Even accounting for leap days he’s still a few orders of magnitude off there.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The worst jail letter yet.

Page after page of bullshit that is autistic it hurts my brain to read it.

This may be the first time an old thread was ever bumped here for a legitimate reason.

I'm debating on whether SpamTon should have posted a new thread entirely but I guess bumping an old one works too.

I AM the Good Lord, personally

Fuck you Chris, I don't usually wish will on him even now but I fucking DARE him to try that shit in real prison even in segregation.

 

[Sho'nuff]

This shit is beyond his Sonichu MLP dilusions. It reminds me of the rambling manifestos you get from the truly mental retarded, guys like Matthew Harris (manifesto had nigger written 1000x).