Prison Letters Dec 22, 2021 Letter - Chris Reveals the New Ten Commandments

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Of all the people who have ever claimed to be Jesus, Chris might be the most tedious. You could generate this stupid bullshit with a Markov chain at this point. Blah blah Malachi CPU Blue Heart Ponyfagshit. It's all so BORING.
 
Norman B. Normal dijo:
As full of shit as this letter is, we did learn one thing we didn't know, which is that as of early January Chris had written letters to about 7-8 people which have never surfaced.
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That’s definitely interesting and it raises the question as to why they haven’t surfaced. Who are writing Chris for purposes other than posting the results and why? I assume at least some of those are for sincere reasons out of a sense of obligation, (family, someone like rocky shumaker, etc, who think that this may be a rock bottom chance at eventual redemption,) but that leaves some hidden trolls working on a le epic le plan in secret.

As usual, the blasphe-chu saga might not be as independent as it appears
 
Second-Hand Boat Supplies dijo:
So his new and improved bible will be the “National Socialist Chu” bible? Seems like Idea Guys 2.0 are part of the 20 he corresponds with. The guy’s in jail for fucking his mom, it’s not really an escalation to trick him into saying nazi words
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It seems to me that's not what Chris wrote, as it is between brackets. Chris might have written something like NSC (for Neo Spiritual Christianity) and Spamton changed it for fun.
 
AnxietyMachine dijo:
It seems to me that's not what Chris wrote, as it is between brackets. Chris might have written something like NSC (for Neo Spiritual Christianity) and Spamton changed it for fun.
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Yes the brackets are just my commentary, and that was just a joke(he says Neo Spiritual Christianity the sentence before.) since his sloppy handwriting and scribbled out words make it impossible to notate this stuff 1:1.
 
Spamton G. Spamton dijo:
I warned you it was nonsense!
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Well it's nice seeing you again our resident deltarune kiwi. As bad as this spergary from chris is it's something. Not to mention its interesting to compare a pre trial letter to a post one. The way the smug prick was sooo such he'd be out before the summer's over only to suddenly turn and try to throw barb under the bus in the hopes of getting his house back after dumping her in an old folks home.
 
Ophelia dijo:
I don’t usually get angry at blasphemy because God will take care of it, but this asshole took advantage of his mother in the worst way several times and then robbed her. It grinds my gears, I tell you.

May this smug prick receive justice.
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"For behold, the day is coming, burning like a furnace; and all the arrogant and every evildoer will be chaff; and the day that is coming will set them ablaze,” says the Lord of armies, “so that it will leave them neither root nor branches. But for you who fear My name, the sun of righteousness will rise with healing in its wings; and you will go forth and frolic like calves from the stall. And you will crush the wicked underfoot, for they will be ashes under the soles of your feet on the day [c]that I am preparing,” says the Lord of armies." -Malachi 4:1-3

I can only pray for Chris' final repentance. The Lord of Hosts will have mercy if he gives up his pride. But that is one of the greatest tests of this age, for there is seldom a man like Chris who is more prideful at heart.
 
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