DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[YokuNamaTwo]

So Begcon 1 is a success, we're meant to believe this was in part to pay for Phil to have a nice anniversary meal on his day ahff with his soulmate who he loves dearly.

They both fucking forgot about it until some clown reminded Phil during the prestream.. four days after Phil celebrating his birthday WEEK. Too busy to celebrate the anniversary of his soulmate or even remember, but the birthday week was in full swing with shitty decorations, cake and everything.

Shit like that is why everybody with a brain knows the marriage is sham, but don't ever dare him to work overtime or do something extra on his day off that would cause him to miss time sitting on the couch watching his wife play a video game (if that even happens).

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

The video DSP watched to learn how to cheese Rykard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOqyKK_nwXA

What a pathetic loser. Why ruin one of the coolest fights in the game? Why even play the game at this point

From what I watched, Phil was just spamming jump attacks. Which is probably the least effective thing because I don't even need to watch the video but L2 second hit of the combo staggers, and charged R2 helps the same.

This just shows how much he has regressed in skill with abusive of mechanics like jump R2 spam.

This boss was very trivial and was so surprised he died over 20+ times to him. My god he was full of surprises today.

Spoiler: Slightly off topic sperg

Slightly off topic but I'm gettin sick of these Youtubers nowadays making shit like this. This boss is so trivial and these niggers want to make videos how to cheat the game. Funny because he is the target audience for this type of shit, which is more pathetic because he should know better.
Not only how to cheese the game, but also advertisements on to buy runes for some reason like theres some lucrative chinese farmers makin a profit off of this. Let's not talk about the AFK FARMING 1MILLION RUNES PER HOUR BEST SPOT that actually is the most cancerous things I have seen.
I'd be more embarrassed that you share a platform with these clowns. But I guess you fit right in if you're DSP.
OMG GHOST OF RADAHN IS CALLING ME HE'S OUTSIDE MY FRONT DOOR OMG HE WANTS ME TO DO THE FESTIVAL

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

What's funny to me is this sandwich would have to be a part of the groceries he buys. So he's nervous that he may have to eat from his own groceries?? Lol

Have you ever tried to take food from a Clydesdale? His fear is warranted.

I get that they are dentheads but surely someone will eventually stop and realize the shit he says doesn't make sense.

For example: he said he was doing great on twitch and wasn't having financial issues until they removed his partnership.

When was he doing well? He had an approved bankruptcy and was still crying poor every single day.

In his "woe is me" speech he was saying he was so broke maybe they wouldn't eat or would just eat deli meat sandwiches. Then shortly after says if tips were better they could drive into the city, go to the mall and go shopping (then caught himself and said something like "with what we could afford")

Just once when he is begging so hard like he just did I wish someone would say "new viewer here - If things are so bad financially you should consider filing for bankruptcy " and see what he says.

He is such a broken record. He uses that same dumb comparison that says "if I have a good day at my store I don't just close up shop" but it's like this. If you owned a store you look at averages for the week or month. If you do 1200 in one day and then only 100.00 a day for the next 6 days you still Made 1800 that week which averages out to what you are comfortable with making.

None of the dents will say anything . It has to be for fear of getting banned. They can't all be that stupid right ?

Phil is a genuine, hardcore "functional" addict. Being a broken record is part of the game, addicts are always about to turn their lives around ( when looking for sympathy/money/favors ) - they were really, for serious this time, going to quit but they got a flat tire and because of the stress they had to inhale another line of coke go on a 6 month crack binge.

 

[Genichiro]

Phil doesn't enjoy or care about any games, the only exceptions might be WWE games and a couple RPGs.

He cares about the "winning" part. Only that. By winning, it "proves" Phil is not a loser as we say he is.

Phil, you are a loser because we know everything you do to "win".

I don't browse here enough to remember if there is a time Phil actually went to a casino to gamble. He probably won't enjoy gambling in real since he isn't in control and has to face and handle "losing and being outplayed".
So he goes gacha where he can outpay the RNG for the sake of winning.

Except his whaling still loses to people who probably has a job.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

This boss was very trivial and was so surprised he died over 20+ times to him. My god he was full of surprises today.

Yeah, but isn't that like Phil? As many on here have noted in the past, in games like these it's often the bosses least expected to give him shit that end up getting to him.

 

[JPG]

My guess is that it was Kevin Bernstein. Whether it's a sock acct or not tho idk

Pretty sure it’s OIC

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Off putting for normal people. But his ppigs enjoy it, they get hard when he begs.
And it always works. He made almost 400$ just in tips today.

Phil on wensday: hey guys, we had an awesome Monday where we surpassed our goal. But I have a bill coming up this week that is exactly 400 HAHA can you imagine that? So all that money is practically gone. So I couldn't even really enjoy my day off if you think about it.

 

[capefear56]

 

[Iron Father]

Phil doesn't enjoy or care about any games, the only exceptions might be WWE games and a couple RPGs.

He also loves mindlessly stomping scrubs in a fighting game older than his wife.

 

[part timer]

This rant about content creators using the mimic tear in Elden Ring contradicts his whole cope rants over the past few weeks, it's fucking beautiful.
"You can play however you want" - Phil
"If you're a content creator then you shouldn't be cheesing the game and trying to make it as easy as possible" - also Phil, a content creator

Ah yes, “cheesing”… like train-ing the final boss of the ds3 dlc around a brick wall perhaps?

 

[Peko]

Just droppin in to offer a quick apology. I said DSP would never struggle in Elden Ring again but holy shit did Rykard make him squeal. A unique fun boss that realistically shouldn't take anymore than a handful of tries because you're pretty much always gonna be even in terms of power since you're using a gifted weapon.

And Phil spends 24 deaths just crying and failing to adapt.
I kneel

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

If Phil can’t exploit it to benefit him from an economical or self esteem standpoint, he isn’t remembering shit.

I’m sure if Kat was down to have a Wedding Anniversary stream, he’d remember it.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

If Phil can’t exploit it to benefit him from an economical or self esteem standpoint, he isn’t remembering shit.

I’m sure if Kat was down to have a Wedding Anniversary stream, he’d remember it.

Nigga what the fuck is your profile pic?

 

[Angry Banker]

Does anyone have a spreadsheet or keep track of his WWE pulls?
I know a Twitter account used to do it but he hasn't posted since January.
Good thing Kevin Burnstein sock account donated yesterday or god knows how DSP would've bought a couple more.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Does phill forget Google fucking exist?
Like there are fucking ways for you to find shit out without using chat like it's a search engine or getting your information purely from Twitter it's fucking insane.
"I don't know how to do that" while he has a computer at his finger tips

Dumb lazy faggot

Someone asked him this once. “Let me get this straight, you want me to stop playing the game and pick up my phone to Google an answer to something. *dismissive arrogant snicker* Anyways hold on I got to go and unban Derich guys back in 5.”

 

[d1nx]

Seriously guys, I'm not balding. It's just headphone hair. My hairdresser told me my hair is still thick and lustrous.

 

[Lazycunt]

Someone asked him this once. “Let me get this straight, you want me to stop playing the game and pick up my phone to Google an answer to something. *dismissive arrogant snicker* Anyways hold on I got to go and unban Derich guys back in 5.”

Just that alone deserves a punch in the mouth

 

[Chose To Be One]

Something that I'd never understand is that, if the man doesn't have enough money to even survive, let alone pay his debt, then why tf doesn't he tries to find a real job?
Don't get me wrong, YT and Twitch can be very well-paying job. But with his current financial status, I doubt that his YT career can actually pay for his daily needs.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Something that I'd never understand is that, if the man doesn't have enough money to even survive, let alone pay his debt, then why tf doesn't he tries to find a real job?
Don't get me wrong, YT and Twitch can be very well-paying job. But with his current financial status, I doubt that his YT career can actually pay for his daily needs.

He is lying and wants money to order take away because he is too lazy to make a sandwich and his MomWife and CatSon won't do it for him

It's honestly that fkn simple

Edit for spelling

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Something that I'd never understand is that, if the man doesn't have enough money to even survive, let alone pay his debt, then why tf doesn't he tries to find a real job?
Don't get me wrong, YT and Twitch can be very well-paying job. But with his current financial status, I doubt that his YT career can actually pay for his daily needs.

1. There are no jobs in his sector. This is Phil's go-to excuse. Phil's degree is in finance so you would assume he's talking about the financial sector. The only job Phil has ever had in the finance sector was the few months he spent as a loan clerk at Wells Fargo almost 20 years ago. At his most illustrious job, the job at the helicopter factory, his title was "customer service representative". That's the same job title you get if you work the drive-thru window at McDonalds.

2. He hasn't had a real job in over a decade. There is no job Phil could get that isn't entry level and unskilled. He has no relevant experience for any job. He can't even use streaming for 14 years as experience since he doesn't keep up with technology others in the field use everyday. He can't use the current version of Windows, he doesn't know how to use a stream deck, he doesn't know how to use video editing software.

3. Any job Phil could get would be less money than he currently makes. Seattle's minimum wage is almost $16 an hour. If Phil makes more than $640 a week, he's doing better than he could do with any job he could realistically get.

4. Phil cannot physically do anything. He cannot lift more than a gallon of milk, less than 10 lbs. Phil would be unable to be on his feet for an 8 hour shift. Phil gets overheated when it's 70 degrees and freezes in 60 degrees.

5. Phil has had very limited human contact for the last decade and a half. It would be very hard for him to work with other people