DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[David Davidson]

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Custom robust replies. Kinda funny how the only person he calls sir is a consistent tipper also

Beat me to it. All of his "new followers" from his big tweet are now getting the good ol DSP spam.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

If we are going to predict how much he rakes in from the whales, I'm going with him hitting the $500 but not $1K.

I'm sure Jaxx have been saving up so he can give Phil a nice present, 1MM should also be there with a nice present and I'm fairly sure he's not the only paypig to do so.

But there are not as many paying customers now as there were just 2 years ago, I might be but Phils just doesn't seem to be ably to do "an emergency" beggathon and rake in $2K anymore.

EDIT:
I will probably be proven 100% by 1MM dropping a fat $1K tip on Phils big day.

I can see "Emil" or some (other) eurocuck dropping 500$.
My guess on the total would be more than 1k but less than 1,5k.

 

[Lord_Point]

I can see "Emil" or some (other) eurocuck dropping 500$.
My guess on the total would be more than 1k but less than 1,5k.

You got to think bigger and pigger. 4k tip goal for 40th birthday. We will get there though either a real or scitzo tip war between whales or socks.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Even on the big birthday stream he has been hyping he can't be on time.

 

[UaineRunei]

All I want is this happening again:

If it's less than this, Jaxx, don't even bother tipping. If you don't have the money, go get a loan or something.

And it's always good to remember:

kek

 

[Wasabi Panda]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the delusions start right away he's in a "Recording studio" streaming to "100's of people around the world"

EDIT - aaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to the spencers gifts "and so you're 40" calendar of tired tropey being 40 years old jokes and "facts" that only children think about 40 year olds.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

lmao.. the deflated balloons encapsulate this perfectly.

what a metaphor.

i am pretty sure the 40 and over the hill copium segment is essentially to bait tips

nothing else makes sense otherwise.

 

[Iron Hamster]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the delusions start right away he's in a "Recording studio" streaming to "100's of people around the world"

EDIT - aaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to the spencers gifts "and so you're 40" calendar of tired tropey being 40 years old jokes and "facts" that only children think about 40 year olds.

wow. He really hates his life.

 

[FormerPro]

Phil is accusing trolls of rigging his poll to get him to buy American BBQ over Hawaiian BBQ on his 40th Birthday.

Is this the maddest thing someone has ever said on the internet?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

He's off to a good start...

Hawaiians are immigrants still and being closest to southern Cali, Seattle is where they come into the US the most cause it's closest, also because the poll skewed 1% to comfort food the trolls rallied and made him want to eat comfort food, it has nothing to do that he said he decided last night to get hawaiian with Mrs Ed.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phil is accusing trolls of rigging his poll to get him to buy American BBQ over Hawaiian BBQ on his 40th Birthday.

Is this the maddest thing someone has ever said on the internet?

Not the maddest but IMO in the competition for the saddest.

Trolls reals or imaginary are controlling Phils streams.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

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40 years old and still doesn't understand what marathon means

• Wears undersized children's shirts with cartoons and video games prints on them
• No job, refuses to get a real one, has to ask children for money online
• Deathly afraid of sex and the mere mention of sex
• Abhors responsibility, and lashes out when its thrusted upon him
• Whines when things don't go his way, especially when put out of his comfort zone
• Cries about online bullies making fun of him
• Called his wife "mom" multiple times
• Uses big words without any knowledge on how to use them
• Lies when confronted, then whines when he gets caught
• Blows bubbles, plays dress-up, and makes loud noises for attention

COULD HAVE FOOLED ME, PHIL!

 

[Gorazul1978]

Hello everyone.I would like to remind you there is a dedicaded thread for the event.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Off to a tremendously gay start. Love that Mr Blue Collar Youtubers idea of a streaming 'marathon', is putting in 8 hours or work. Already bitching about lawn care workers. Absolutely clueless.

Very cool to debate witch BBQ you should have on stream with your spouse. Wild that neither of you ever thought that maybe BBQ isn't the most fitting food to feast on while playing video games and streaming your sauce glazed face fucking live you gross finger sucking fucking loser. This is why it's so laughable when he pulls the adult streamer gimmick mature marriage shit. Such a bad idea of food choice. Feasting with king has its merits for those tards but the food should be convenient not gross shit like BBQ. That's a mukbang sorta thing.



The cake won't lie. That's what I wanna see. I'm certain it'll be store bought. But if it is not, if it's some shittly made homemade cake, im tinfoiling that Phil made it and khets gone. I'm not entirely in on the divorce/cuck train but latley some things have been compiling in my brain.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's off to a good start...

Hawaiians are immigrants still and being closest to southern Cali, Seattle is where they come into the US the most cause it's closest, also because the poll skewed 1% to comfort food the trolls rallied and made him want to eat comfort food, it has nothing to do that he said he decided last night to get hawaiian with Mrs Ed.

lol

 

[Wasabi Panda]

a grown mature adult on his 40th birthday gets a little too upset that people would call a lego game a kiddie game as he's about to fake fan Star Wars.....

This close pp, this close to being a disney shill..you know you want to do it, search your feelings, you know it to be true.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

All I want is this happening again:

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If it's less than this, Jaxx, don't even bother tipping. If you don't have the money, go get a loan or something.

And it's always good to remember:

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kek

The "corporate mercenaries" line gets me every time. Whatever they do is probably like training sessions that are below the skillset even of HR ladies

 

[Ortsnay]

What a great life, eh?

Putting your future on the shoulders of two or three dent-heads who could be forced to drop support because of many, MANY reasons. Acting like a 12 year-old on your 40th and spending that time begging for money. Living with a "wife" who totally loves you and Philbert totally loves her and totally wasn't a rash decision where both parties are using one another. Built a "career" where "thousands" of "people" watch your content!

What an inspiration; What a god of life, he conquered it and everyone here in in denial at how spectacular Philbert's life is. Sound good? Ok.

 

[Hogan of the South]

I really hope so. I wanna see that.

I really need that money so I can afford my retirement center. It’s been tough, real tough since khat and jasper died but that money helps a lot.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

This rant about content creators using the mimic tear in Elden Ring contradicts his whole cope rants over the past few weeks, it's fucking beautiful.
"You can play however you want" - Phil
"If you're a content creator then you shouldn't be cheesing the game and trying to make it as easy as possible" - also Phil, a content creator