🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Charley Gondorff]

Maybe he could return by boat.

Putting the tramp in tramp steamer. All aboard the Guntsitania. What could possibly go wrong? Ralph is both the Titanic and the iceberg.

 

[The Wokest]

Okay nah, but in all seriousness. Do you guys think Ralph is having fun so far in Portugal?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph is both the Titanic and the iceberg.

"Thumb me like one of your white trash girls."

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Okay nah, but in all seriousness. Do you guys think Ralph is having fun so far in Portugal?

well the point isnt to have fun, the point is to flex on warski and i think he has done a stellar job of that so far.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I have a feeling Ralph bet more than he should have on the Chiefs. If he took the spread, it was over for him in the 4th quarter. But if he took the money line, he's absolutely felted right now.

Joe Burreaux just paid my mortgage for the next six months.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

well the point isnt to have fun, the point is to flex on warski and i think he has done a stellar job of that so far.

The question then becomes "How does he top this one?" which is always fascinating because when you think it's basically over, something else happens.

 

[Herpes Complex]

Joe Burreaux just paid my mortgage for the next six months.

Watching my in-laws lose their minds over this game was hilarious.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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Should is start a Gunt webcomic? I am starting to get a hang of drawing Ethan i think and the gags write themself.
Also, it's good practice!

true art.
the last panel with manuela welcoming nigger ralph to portugal is perfect. good job.

 

[Faggitory]

Imagine if Dick Masterson ended up going too.

Pantsu too.

Pantsu would be the only one who didn't get raped on the trip.

 

[alan thicke]

Chat discussed this and I looked into this but I couldn't find a cruise liner from Lisbon to the USA that at earliest departs in late May.

I think the idea would be to load the gunt up on a container ship (something along the lines of this https://www.cargoshipvoyages.com/VoyageDetails/?SCID=58&VID=286&SGID=718) that rents out spare berths, not a cruise that people go on for fun.

Since 1967, ACL has been a specialized transatlantic carrier of containers, project and oversized cargo

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I think the idea would be to load the gunt up on a container ship (something along the lines of this https://www.cargoshipvoyages.com/VoyageDetails/?SCID=58&VID=286&SGID=718) that rents out spare berths, not a cruise that people go on for fun.

Lmfao this was also discussed. I mean it's fitting if they're transporting sea food considering 10 days without showering he probably smells like dead fish. Hell, 10 days is generous, I'll just say a day or two.

 

[MeltyTW]

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Should is start a Gunt webcomic? I am starting to get a hang of drawing Ethan i think and the gags write themself.
Also, it's good practice!

think it might actually take off beyond the gunt sektur since all the flaws leading gunt to this situation are evident in the comic itself, also fuck lol the speech bubbles love when artists work with the medium to really convey a thing in a way only it can.

 

[Negative Damage]

Hey, that sounds like the plot of Cloverfield.

Or the final boss of the Bloodborne DLC, Corn-phan of Kos?

This one managed to get his bag back tho. He's so skinny because that pink shit is his gunt. Makes a fine weapon against 14 yr old tranny prostitutes and thuggish moors.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Watching my in-laws lose their minds over this game was hilarious.

I've had the privilege of seeing him up close for a couple years an he's the real deal. Joe Namath without the substance abuse problems. Bet against him at your own peril.

 

[Gay Mouth]

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Should is start a Gunt webcomic? I am starting to get a hang of drawing Ethan i think and the gags write themself.
Also, it's good practice!

YEA. Start drafting Meigh and the half pig half horse baby, you have a couple weeks to hammer out that character design.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Maybe he could return by boat.

Ralph could take a cruise ship back to the land of his birth.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Or the final boss of the Bloodborne DLC, Corn-phan of Kos?

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This one managed to get his bag back tho. He's so skinny because that pink shit is his gunt. Makes a fine weapon against 14 yr old tranny prostitutes and thuggish moors.

Nah he fits the ASSylum demon in dark souls 1 way more. Both fat fucks and both with gunts.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Maybe he could return by boat.

it would have to be either a cruise ship or a large cargo ship, none other could stay afloat with the gunt on board.

 

[Negative Damage]

Nah he fits the ASSylum demon in dark souls 1 way more. Both fat fucks and both with gunts.

Yeah, but that Demon is a prison guard. Ralph would more likely be the undead monstrosity, drunk off his estus, taking a swing at it.