🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Realistic Elephant]

honestly im sad that we didnt get to see him lose a bunch of money at a Portuguese casino while claiming it somehow is flexing on warski. Him losing a bunch of money through a hospital bill isnt the same thing. Im hoping that before his trip is over he heads over to the casino and in stupor of pain meds and free booze he loses the remaining sum in his bank account.

Too bad there isn't a VLT room in the hospital.

 

[sylvan_wanderer]

Bruh...

 

[BrainProlapse]

It's gonna be hilarious when he's back in Guntsville to do the show, but no facecam because he doesn't want to show how he's lost half of his teeth.

 

[SargonF00t]

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Magnificent.

 

[DaBigBopper]

The scariest thing is that if Ralph gets disability than by technicality all US Kiwi's will be Ralph's paypigs. Some percentage of your taxes will go to him and his shitty lifestyle if Ralph can convince some Judge that this beating has made him unable to get another job. Null better think twice about moving back to the US, Ralph might just run him over in his tax-payer funded rascal.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

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I miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe.

 

[NPC304348]

Ralph just lost his ass on this chiefs game. That’s gotta sting

 

[thismanlies]

Ralph just lost his ass on this chiefs game. That’s gotta sting

That stings like someone rubbing a cotton ball soaked in rubbing alcohol on his face.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph just lost his ass on this chiefs game. That’s gotta sting

I have a feeling Ralph bet more than he should have on the Chiefs. If he took the spread, it was over for him in the 4th quarter. But if he took the money line, he's absolutely felted right now.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Chiefs lost. Ralph felted.

Not only did Ralph get his ass kick but his team that he betted all his money on lost. Rough week for the Ralphamale.

 

[Herpes Complex]

The scariest thing is that if Ralph gets disability than by technicality all US Kiwi's will be Ralph's paypigs. Some percentage of your taxes will go to him and his shitty lifestyle if Ralph can convince some Judge that this beating has made him unable to get another job. Null better think twice about moving back to the US, Ralph might just run him over in his tax-payer funded rascal.

If Gunt even has a fantasy about sucking on my teat, I will make fucking sure the SSA knows all about his financial adventures.

 

[WutangLee]

Him losing a bunch of money through a hospital bill isnt the same thing.

Most people are betting he's not gonna pay, I would go as far to say even the hospital doesn't expect him to pay anything beyond what his traveler's insurance will cover.

 

[skol]

There’s no way he’s gonna get humbled by any of that.
If he’s still like this at his age, he’ll be a wigger forever.

Some people are cocky like this in youth, then mature as they age, because they get more serious and have more experience.
This guy is not maturing, he’s only getting older. His mind didn’t develop past high school level of popularity and trying to be cool.

 

[DaBigBopper]

If Gunt even has a fantasy about sucking on my teat, I will make fucking sure the SSA knows all about his financial adventures.

You will pay for the Guntling's Christmas presents and you will like it. This was truly Ralph's master plan, he didn't just own Warski, he owned all US Kiwi's and Null. Providing welfare is just being cucked with extra steps after all.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Most people are betting he's not gonna pay, I would go as far to say even the hospital doesn't expect him to pay anything beyond what his traveler's insurance will cover.

i will not be surprised at all if he doesn't pay his hospital bill. ignoring your bills is the wigger thing to do.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

-Best internet fwiend bails on trip at the last minute
-Stuck eating fast food because of vaccine requirements
-Can't do sightseeing because climbing hills is too physically taxing
-Get robbed and beaten
-Lose prized man purse
-Have to be hospitalized and have surgery in a foreign country, for which he might have a huge bill for
-Have facial injuries that will probably never heal right
-99% of the Internet's reaction to a brutal beating is "lol and additionally lmao"
-Can't go home because injuries might cause a stroke on the plane
-Have a Karen meltdown at the hotel because of vaccine requirements
-Favorite team blows chance at going to the Super Bowl
-Probably lose a ton of money due to betting like a homer
-Unable to be support pregnant (?) girlfriend as she nears childbirth

Man, I didn't think it was possible for Andy Warski to get this badly owned, the Spite Flight operation was clearly a rousing success

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Should is start a Gunt webcomic? I am starting to get a hang of drawing Ethan i think and the gags write themself.
Also, it's good practice!

 

[A valid name]

Maybe he could return by boat.

 

[MySonDavid]

Should is start a Gunt webcomic? I am starting to get a hang of drawing Ethan i think and the gags write themself.
Also, it's good practice!

One-hundred percent brother. I can't stop laughing at the fact that the speech bubbles have bifurcated gunts.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Maybe he could return by boat.

Chat discussed this and I looked into this but I couldn't find a cruise liner from Lisbon to the USA that at earliest departs in late May.

https://www.gotosea.com/cruises-from-portugal-to-united-states

That said it would port either in NY or Florida depending so he would have to take an airline flight regardless to get back to Virginia if no one were to drive that distance and collect him GATOR!