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Has anyone confirmed what happened to Sergio? It just seems weird Ralph hasn't mentioned him at all during all this.
🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream
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It's OK, the Ralphamale will start popping stims to get those stim shits in order to balance it out.
Wouldn't be the first junkie to do it lmao
Hey, that sounds like the plot of Cloverfield.
Does this mean in 10 years we'll get our own Ralph Slusho! drinks?
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He's fortunate his face didn't have any aesthetic value in the first place, nothing of value was lost.
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It's not, they probably stood and waited to ambush his dumb ass. They were probably confused as to why it took five minutes for him to show up when they were probably only a block away.
I still also find it funny how without a doubt someone told Ralph rule #1 of going to cheap Vaca crap holes: you don't fucking take your valuables. It was a rule my dad made stupid clear every time we went south, it's a rule I follow when I travel out of state, regardless of where I go. And yet, knowing Ralph he took it to flex on people while being a cheap bastard himself.
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Now that Ralph is out of the hospital where he seethed at Karen farm threads he can get back to his regular enjoyment of Portugal by seething at Karen farm threads in his hotel!
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- 17 de Dic, 2021
Just take that Q-tip and shove it right up that broken and sutured nose for a nice hard swabbing.
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Lmao this pig thinks he's awesome still. No you didn't go 15 rounds with Apalling Greed, you went one round with Glass Joe and Glass Joe beat you into a coma you pathetic faggot.
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This guy was probably watching behind his back the whole time until he got to the hotel.
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Ethan "Punching Bag" Ralph is the 1 in Glass Joe's 1-99 record. Makes sense.
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- 11 de Ago, 2020
Now that Ralph back to enjoying the his vacation by sitting in a basement and constantly hitting F5 on this thread, I'd just like to encourage him to post teeth.
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Reality is finally hitting him hard and now with an ever decreasing amount of drugs to cope. When Ralph first got to the hospital it was “don’t worry about anything” and concentrating on immediately pressing matters like assessing his injuries and getting surgery schedule plus some nice drugs to relax and help the pain. He posted photos because he did want attention, and probably pity/messages from certain e-friends.
Now that’s all done. Now he has to deal with matters like where to stay, his stuff back at the Airbnb, how long he will have to stay in Lisbon, booking flights home, the cost of all of this shit and how to access funds since his CC’s were stolen, the pain and reality of his fucked up face, (and worst of all for Ralph) the doctors decreasing his post-surgery meds while being laughed at by the entire internet all week including by ppl he had not yet declared blood enemies. Now he only has a script of some pills to last him till he gets home.
I mean there’s also the chance with Ralph’s morbid obesity, diabetes, Cushing syndrome, etc..that he’s going to have post surgery/post assbeating complications but it’s probably just the aforementioned reality kicking his ass and actually having to deal with real life instead of laying in bed tweeting and reading every post in his forum.
ETA: Well now that he’s out of hospital and in a hotel I guess we can get back to our regularly scheduled program. I really hope Ralph tries to venture out to some tourist activities in Lisbon. I used to hate his sassy finger point selfies, but now it would be grade AAA milk for him to pose like obese Quasimodo all over Lisbon.
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Hm it's almost like warski told you it's alot easier to be vaxxed then trying to always provide negative tests to every building especially as an impatient mallet who gets mugged and beat up constantly for being an obnoxious angry impatient pos
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I do like the take that to walk even a single thing that Ralph has done or said back would result in a complete collapse of his personal narrative and total ego death. The only alternative for him is to trudge onwards to new troubles.
Honestly I'm worried that the abundance of corn will depress prices too much and bankrupt many family owned farms.
Honestly I'm worried that the abundance of corn will depress prices too much and bankrupt many family owned farms.
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Of course, but this requires a filter over his story. Nothing he says can be taken at face value, especially now that it's been busted in. I personally still believe he goofed on the underage human-trafficking and immediately got stomped.
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It doesn't necessarily take serious malice. Orbital roof fractures are also commonly caused by car accidents and falling, and people can have minor fractures that aren't obvious without an x-ray. Ethan Ralph is a dumb wigger who repeatedly puts himself in situations where his skull could get cracked, and his wigger pride makes him likely to avoid seeking preemptive medical attention that could identify minor fractures before they get worse.
It's entirely possible that this Portuguese beatdown was just the straw that broke the piggy's already cracked skull. It's also very possible it was a normal fight and he just fell face first into the concrete, a brick wall, a metal dumpster, or whatever other hard shit might've been in the alley. Shit, maybe he was just a fat wasted retard who tripped and fell trying to chase the nigger who stole his shit, and he made up the fight to try to save face, or whatever is left of his face anyway.
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Lets be honest if he had successfully acquired a teenage prostitute he would have tweeted about it with a geolocated picture of her. That would be a security risk. It's far safer as a criminal organization to take the fat loudmouth who exceeds the American abroad stereotype in every way to some dark alley and proceed to beat the everloving fuck out of the disgusting piggy. Then you take his faggot purse and money just because you can.
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That would just be amazing to see him all fucked up trying to smug pose in front of some tourist trap bullshit. The only thing that would make it better is if he takes multiple photos and a tooth falls out in between some of them so that we can see his slow metamorphosis into a human meatball from beatings and car crashes in real time.
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