We might need to fire up the ded thread
Yeah but then there'd be less contradictions to mock since lefties just avow outright banning and hugboxes and flagging.
If it were any other person I'd say they probably would be relieved not to have access and reconsider stalking hate sites but its ralph so he's definitely tossing and turning worrying that he's missing Josh posting his penis or a hater calling him fat
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100% correct. This is a guy who likely had some kind of internal bleeding after his car accident and refused to go to the hospital because he's a cheap cunt. He also got the cheapest hotel he possibly could (if it even was a hotel), so no chance he paid the extra $20 to cover eventualities.
Still with no audience. Like all great lolcows, his work is best enjoyed through the compilations and commentary of others rather than suffering his unfiltered content.
It's actually not that implausible and is how a lot of these kind of robberies go, they snatch something off some walking stereotype of a stupid American, like a fat midget named Ethan Ralph, and then if he chases the snatcher into some alley full of his asshole buddies, then beats the shit out of him and takes the rest of his shit, too (this is why if someone snatches your camera you just let it slide man).
Anyone should doubt it because of Gunt's (lack of) physical capabilities and the fact he is a unreliable narrator.
No Christmas for you, Guntling, unless your dad gets really lucky at blackjack next week.
too pilled out on pain killers to care.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I thought you HAD to get travel insurance to get into most EU countries as a tourist.
It's easy to catch up with people who want you to.
This is what I think some people are overlooking. I've known drunks who have popped off to the wrong person and caught brutal beatdowns. But none of them had to get surgery to repair their mangled face afterwards. I've never been mugged but I'd assume these guys would just want to hurt you enough to facilitate their getaway.
You are wrong on two fronts. Firstly, all EU visas are Schengen Visas, they do not check your passport at the border from Portugal to Spain, Spain to France, France to Germany. You cannot get a single country visa because of this.Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I thought you HAD to get travel insurance to get into most EU countries as a tourist.
I guess its only manditory for Schengen visas, so if Ralph only has some tourist visas he probably didn't bother with it. Fuck boys, Ralph might have croaked in a Portuguese motel from a brain bleed.
Needing facial reconstructive surgery is seriously fucked up. An orbital roof fracture is really amazing. That part of the skull is the most intense armor the human body has. To break that takes serious malice.
Ralph claimed he was taking $1,000 spending money with him too.
