Prison Letters Chris's Second Letter to Celestia - Received 12/10/21

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Chazzed Up dijo:
Sex offenders aren't all one umbrella though. A flasher or a violent rapist isn't the same as an opportunistic child molester. It's difficult to know if someone abused a child. I do know from following various lolcow and crime stories though that many people who abuse kids carry on with it undetected for a very long time, and I am pretty sure studies have shown that pedos who get caught likely have messed around with kids before.

Some may never even come into contact with the justice system. I remember one of those zoosadists was molesting a family member and if those logs hadn't been leaked I doubt anyone would have ever known.
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The problem with Chris is that his sex offences continue to escalate.
 
Mariposa Electrique dijo:
The problem with Chris is that his sex offences continue to escalate.
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I was just addressing the point that sex offenders have low recidivism. I feel like that is a hard thing to verify when it comes to a group like child predators or someone like Chris who opportunistically take advantage of a vulnerable person. It is hard to verify, I would think, if someone has returned to those behaviors when what they were doing was very discreet in the first place.

Chris is a delusional narcissist so he couldn't keep his mouth shut about it. But if he was like many other predators, he would just be quiet and ostensibly could have continued abusing Barb as long as she didn't tell anyone.
 
So, remember back when you first got hold of those roleplaying game ideas when you were a kid, got together with a bunch of other kids to play le epic roleplay monster battle dungeons in space (or whatever), and there was always some snot-nosed lil’ fucker who decided he could god mode his way out of every situation, and he ruined it for everyone?

Yeah. That. Christ Chan.

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Randall Fragg dijo:
Kiwi Farms pre-2021: "Chris would be better off if he got off the internet"
2021: *forces Chris off the internet*
Kiwi Farms post-2021: "oh, we were so, so wrong..."
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As long as he has contact with the wrong type of people, he will maintain and improve his worst self.
 
Randall Fragg dijo:
Kiwi Farms pre-2021: "Chris would be better off if he got off the internet"
2021: *forces Chris off the internet*
Kiwi Farms post-2021: "oh, we were so, so wrong..."
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I mean, Chris is technically better off now than he was in years past. He's got a roof over his head that he's no longer financially responsible for, he doesn't have to take care of Barb or the animals (implying he ever did in the first place, but I digress), 3 square meals a day, canteen junk food at his leisure, and weens who will write him letters to keep himself occupied and deposit money into his jail account without any real effort on his part. The only real downside is a complete and utter lack of meaningful stimuli, but in Chris's case? It would arguably be a good thing.

His delusions have definitely worsened in lockup, but let's be honest here: were his delusions prior to arriving in the klink any better? Let's not forget that the Idea Guys and their meddling have made Chris's already tenuous grasp on reality completely snap. Even if he didn't get arrested, he would've still been the same delusional tard. His delusions would've just gone in the other direction.
 
RodgerDodger dijo:
Can we compromise on a dead petrified tree on some blighted radioactive landscape?
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I mean maybe when Chris decomposes at least some thing will grow after. Or blight the hellscape forever.

Dread First dijo:
I mean, Chris is technically better off now than he was in years past. He's got a roof over his head that he's no longer financially responsible for, he doesn't have to take care of Barb or the animals (implying he ever did in the first place, but I digress), 3 square meals a day, canteen junk food at his leisure, and weens who will write him letters to keep himself occupied and deposit money into his jail account without any real effort on his part. The only real downside is a complete and utter lack of meaningful stimuli, but in Chris's case? It would arguably be a good thing.

His delusions have definitely worsened in lockup, but let's be honest here: were his delusions prior to arriving in the klink any better? Let's not forget that the Idea Guys and their meddling have made Chris's already tenuous grasp on reality completely snap. Even if he didn't get arrested, he would've still been the same delusional tard. His delusions would've just gone in the other direction.
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I mean he did have a pre-existing connection to the Christian faith; so even with out this outcome, he might have doubled down on the biblical crap. It's really the only mainstream religion he was exposed to, and I doubt even if some one had taken the time; Chris could have ever understood the bible properly.
 
Ophelia dijo:
I think he mixed up Bruce Almighty and Evan Almighty and I hate that I noticed but the letter is so fucking bland that it stood out.

Early on I was sort of intrigued by the jail of fail letters, but when he’s just talking about his divinity it’s boring as shit. We’re not getting many fun cwcisms or anything now. It’s just smug blasphemous sperging.
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His lore is so boring. The good letters are the ones where there's some actual information instead of the filler and this one is just all filler. Notable that it's filler because she asked to get a letter of filler with that choice of questions. It's like writing a letter to a santa letter service, chances of getting a letter back with something interesting in it are pretty much 0. Asking questions like this assumes that he would have something interesting as answers and someone trying to understand his filler stories which is useless because that assumes that Chris could keep up a coherent plot in his stories and worldbuilding and Chris doesn't care if his stories are coherent.

The questions answered at the end are straightforward opinion questions about the real world and he didn't mix his storytelling into that like saying that in some other dimension they would be different or whatever too. Too bad those were boring questions as well.

If you're asking Chris stuff ask about his toilet or dishes he is eating or how much stuff is on commissary or something that would get him to write about the real world to give him something to start writing about to get his juices going to get some ALL CAPS rage funzies at least potentially if his thoughts wandered into some great injustice about fanta being warm or something.
 
I wish people who wrote to Chris, just lie about the free world. Something so good and bad to read that it made him want to escape.
  • MLP Gen 5 fanfom became big, Gen 4 is forgotten.
  • Barb was given pizzas everyday. She was also given a cruise trip.
  • All the consoles and toy were donated to the orphanage.
  • Clover is now a police K9 unit.
  • Everfree con is the best. It's so good you missed once in a lifetime opportunity. Some say there's an orgy with the cast and analysts after the event.
  • Sonic on twitter sez "Incest is no good"
  • The official pokeman #982 is Cucumbark, a grass/ground type pickledog pokeman.
 
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Nacho Man Randy Salsa dijo:
Imagine if a prisoner gives Chris a Koran.
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Kengle already tried that, but Chris was never into it. He asked in one of the letters directed for him to "tone down" to references to Islam, and even said that Islam was derivative of the Bibles, comparing it to Family Guy. I don't think much is going to happen other than more Neo Spiritual Christian talk about how he must do as he says to go on the Merge Earth.
 
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