Prison Letters Chris's Second Letter to Celestia - Received 12/10/21
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- 8 de Sep, 2021
In 2021? If you don’t change the donkey and the mule of the Bethlehem portal for a pair of my little ponies and the Virgin Mary isn’t represented by a trans black woman, it’s because you are a white supremacist, sweetie.
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- 18 de Oct, 2021
You assume he's gonna get out
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- 9 de Sep, 2021
I respectfully disagree. The worst part of his ranting is that most of the time it's really boring. While Chris accepts sheer lunacy as long as it makes him feel comfortable and/or he's seen it in cartoon or video game form, he isn't actually creative or talented. He's limited to artlessly stitching together poorly executed imitations of things he's familiar with.
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- 9 de Mayo, 2017
Reminder that one of the jokes in TTS is that Emps was actually Chris-chan.
EDIT: Crap, ninja'd.
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- 14 de Sep, 2021
The only good thing about these shitty insane letters is seeing how pathetic Chris' gigacoping deity LARP is when juxtaposed against reality. He is a middle-aged, morbidly obese, hideously ugly low-IQ rapist in jail who has never done anything worthwhile in his entire life and who will never do anything except shit himself.
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- 7 de Oct, 2017
'He's got away from us, Jack.'
'You're right, Mr Helpmann...he's gone.'
'You're right, Mr Helpmann...he's gone.'
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CWC Tokens are good for one ride on Barb.
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- 12 de Ene, 2019
What you want to bet we're going to be disappointed because he might not be homeless?
Everything Beagle
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- 2 de Ago, 2021
Now I want to be able to back up my mind and soul to the Cosmic Cloud.
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- 18 de Oct, 2021
It's for the best Chris isn't allowed back into society, the homeless saga would be funny but lowkey sad.
Yksi_Toveri
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- 5 de Oct, 2021
Make sure you have a strong password.
ALPHA HETERO GOD
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- 8 de Jun, 2019
CWCoin when?
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- 12 de Ago, 2016
I think he mixed up Bruce Almighty and Evan Almighty and I hate that I noticed but the letter is so fucking bland that it stood out.
Early on I was sort of intrigued by the jail of fail letters, but when he’s just talking about his divinity it’s boring as shit. We’re not getting many fun cwcisms or anything now. It’s just smug blasphemous sperging.
Early on I was sort of intrigued by the jail of fail letters, but when he’s just talking about his divinity it’s boring as shit. We’re not getting many fun cwcisms or anything now. It’s just smug blasphemous sperging.
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- 4 de Ago, 2021
Fffuuuuussssiiiioooonnnn
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- 3 de Ago, 2021
He keeps saying the same dimensional fusion shit, Christ
And those things waiting for the universe to explode tomorrow, he knows he's screwed. however, he again refers to himself as christ. to reset the counter.
And those things waiting for the universe to explode tomorrow, he knows he's screwed. however, he again refers to himself as christ. to reset the counter.
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- 9 de Mayo, 2017
For most people, prison is a reality check. For Chris, it's been whatever the opposite of a reality check is.
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- 12 de Ago, 2016
He hasn’t been to really real prison yet. Hell, he hasn’t been to really real jail yet. He’s being coddled and might continue to be coddled.
If he didn’t have the cushioning due to his crime/autism/gender, maybe reality would smack him. Maybe.