Prison Letters Chris's Second Letter to Celestia - Received 12/10/21

[ToroidalBoat]

I like he was so ludicrously fast (Constantly moving at just under 425 MPH) that anyone tripping him up would lead to his demise.

this is what it would look like to run that fast: A Visualisation of Speed - From 100km/h to 4,120km/h - YouTube (about 0:50)

Chris really isn't that good with numbers or estimating.

(Like the time he thought Patti's doghouse weighed "several tons", or that a little ditch was a "chasm".)

 

[AomineHTC]

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Looked at the back site of the first page and increased contrast, flipped it. Her name is Rachael. You can faintly see it through the paper.

For posterity:
Letter analysis.
Letter analysis 2nd page.
This leads us to here on a site called FUBAR. https://archive.md/DpqFe

 

[Biker]

i was reading about the new idea guy here, got curious about the others who send letters to CWC and since the CWCKi is down i ended up here.
why is it they always look exactly how youd expect?
Quora (archive).

Voteref.com (archive).

Facebook (archive).
>social media director at Facebook
Facebook about (archive).

how she sees herself.
YouTube (archive).

video 1 (video archive).
video 2 (archive).
link (archive).

current address (archive).

 

[King Kiwi]

What you want to bet we're going to be disappointed because he might not be homeless?

I'm a goddamn phopet