Prison Letters Chris's Second Letter to Celestia - Received 12/10/21

I have a feeling that these jail made tokens/amulets/whatever will get interesting.
I respectfully disagree. The worst part of his ranting is that most of the time it's really boring. While Chris accepts sheer lunacy as long as it makes him feel comfortable and/or he's seen it in cartoon or video game form, he isn't actually creative or talented. He's limited to artlessly stitching together poorly executed imitations of things he's familiar with.
 
It's amazing how quickly he warped his headcannon after being locked up with a Bible for a couple months. He sounded a bit unhinged before, but hes deteoriated significantly in a short time. If you took out the cartoon/sonichu references it'd be hard to distinguish this from generic schizo rambling.

Makes me wonder what would happen if he had access to different literature. I want to see Chris locked up with some Warhammer books for 6 months.
Reminder that one of the jokes in TTS is that Emps was actually Chris-chan.

EDIT: Crap, ninja'd.
 
The only good thing about these shitty insane letters is seeing how pathetic Chris' gigacoping deity LARP is when juxtaposed against reality. He is a middle-aged, morbidly obese, hideously ugly low-IQ rapist in jail who has never done anything worthwhile in his entire life and who will never do anything except shit himself.
 
'He's got away from us, Jack.'
'You're right, Mr Helpmann...he's gone.'
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I think he mixed up Bruce Almighty and Evan Almighty and I hate that I noticed but the letter is so fucking bland that it stood out.

Early on I was sort of intrigued by the jail of fail letters, but when he’s just talking about his divinity it’s boring as shit. We’re not getting many fun cwcisms or anything now. It’s just smug blasphemous sperging.
 
He keeps saying the same dimensional fusion shit, Christ
And those things waiting for the universe to explode tomorrow, he knows he's screwed. however, he again refers to himself as christ. to reset the counter.
 
For most people, prison is a reality check. For Chris, it's been whatever the opposite of a reality check is.
He hasn’t been to really real prison yet. Hell, he hasn’t been to really real jail yet. He’s being coddled and might continue to be coddled.

If he didn’t have the cushioning due to his crime/autism/gender, maybe reality would smack him. Maybe.
 
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