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Business
Netflix to Acquire Warner Bros. Following the Separation of Discovery Global for a Total Enterprise Value of $82.7 Billion
(Equity Value of $72.0 Billion)
Indiana cuckservatives waste everyone's time with UK OFCOM style bullshit days after refusing to pass new congressional map
Crime
Luigi Mangione's Alleged 'To-Do List' Revealed in Court as Defense Probes Missing 11 Minutes of Bodycam Footage
Guess: The defense aggressively cross-examined the officer, noting that a firearm was recovered after 11 minutes of missing bodycam footage
Plan for smartphones and tablets to scan all images, videos and livestreams and block nudity, unless verified as an adult through government ID, including encrypted apps
Gavin Newsom finds little problem with racial terrorism (as long as wypipo are shot)
UK
Men who correct women over any disagreement could face disciplinary action under new Green party rules
“We’re bringing a new kind of sentience into existence,” Anthropic's Jason Clinton said after launching the bot.
Lawsuits may force Intel, AMD, and Texas Instruments to do more to control chip supply chains. “No accountability”
The newest hyperautism from the lolcows at BuzzerBlog.
Reddit is also limiting how many popular communities one person can moderate and pushing more personalized feeds. (multi sub mods btfo)
The limited-edition “Sticky Kicks” feature real Denny’s syrup sealed inside the shoe and drop Dec. 17 for $195.
Police are appealing for information to help find the man that has escaped from prison
Nevena Khediri says she is owed over £40,000 in unpaid rent from the tenant who left the home in an "indescribable" state
"They don’t have their transponder turned on; it’s outrageous," the pilot said.
Opinion
Another Failed Thought Experiment: Nozick’s Experience Machine and How It Exemplifies What Bad Philosophy Looks Like
A vehicle of peace has ran down some people in Canuckistan.
Samuel Campbell, 18, soared over two lanes of a roadway in a video that ended with him in handcuffs.
The owner hopes to reopen his restaurants after he hires Americans to replace his deported workforce.
China to regulate CEO romance micro dramas, warns against content promoting materialism, flaunting of wealth: report, Chinese women now only think billionaires are good enough lol
UK
Moment Sudanese migrant tries to snatch terrified 17-year-old girl off the streets - as he is jailed for kidnap plot
The solution? Even more restrictions.
Emari O’Garrow has several rape convictions overseas that a judge ruled can count as prior offenses for sentencing if he is found guilty of a 2022 San Jose sex assault charge
The Cardiff-born singer made a candid comment about her personal hygiene on a podcast
Ambitious project to teach rats how to play Doom is still ongoing four years later.
What’s good for the goose is good for the goy.
House of Commons calls on Keir Starmer to condemn Donald Trump’s ‘interference’ in European politics
In the back of a police van immediately after the attack, Paul Doyle told officers "I've just ruined my family's life"
RU
The police interrogated 12 yo girl about her poem against the mosque's construction in her village
Amanda Reynolds says that her dog, Finnegan, is more like a daughter—and wants the courts to agree.
the funeral director is indian
The closures are another sign of continuing troubles in the beer industry. A poll this year from analytics company Gallup shows the percentage of Americans who report drinking alcohol has fallen to a record low.
America's most intelligent young filmmaker is obsessed with the collapse of fatherhood and the return of paganism.
Two former attorneys and an aide who all worked on President Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign were scheduled to appear Monday for a preliminary hearing in Wisconsin on felony forgery charges related to a fake elector scheme.
In Latin America, conditions for trans people are so precarious that their life expectancy doesn’t exceed 35 years
Get stabbed by a nigger, call them a nigger because they stabbed you, jury acquits nigger
Our children may be drug-dealing murderers, but at least they're not racist.
Nearly two weeks after Honduras’ election, 15% of tally sheets remain unresolved. The chaos has plunged the country of 11 million into political limbo. Tensions are mounting, and confidence in the process is eroding.
The US has agreed to lift sanctions on potash, a key ingredient in fertiliser and an important export for Belarus, which is a close ally of Russia.
Crime
Inside the Case of Teacher Who Allegedly Groomed Student Starting at 13 — Then Said, 'I've Always Wanted to Kiss You'
‘Make it So’: Ciara Picard, 39, has been charged with five counts of second-degree sexual assault.
Someone finally realized the implications of an all-girls movie called Holes
Crime
Man fell and injured brain after being shocked by neighbour's dog exiting lift, daughter sues but fails
The more you read the more you kinda realize the man's daughter and wife are terrible people.
Culture
Box Office Domination: ‘Zootopia 2’ Gobbles Up $1B Globally Faster Than Any PG-Rated Pic in History
Forget Wicked, cape shit is dead, it’s the Age of the Furries now
UK
MIGRANT ATTACK - Failed asylum seeker convicted of rape after crying victim secretly recorded brutal attack
Lawyer told the court the attacker wants to take part in the Government’s Early Removal Scheme
Spoiler: Muslims have always been terrorists
Andrew Jonathan Davies claimed the allegations were 'false memories' and said the patient had a grudge after being refused a drink of squash (Wales Peniswatch Part 3)
Warning: This article contains images of injuries some may find distressing
Disaster
DOT threatens to pull $73M from NY after audit finds half of commercial trucking licenses went to illegal drivers
The Oscar-nominated actor is narrating Plague of Corruption: 80 Years of Pharmaceutical Corruption Exposed, based on a book by debunked researcher Dr. Judy Mikovits
US
40% of Stanford (21% Harvard) undergrads receive disability accommodations—but it’s become a college-wide phenomenon
Crime
2 Women and a Service Dog Killed in Penn. Machete Attack: 'Callers Reported Screams, Visible Blood,' Police Say
In a statement, Lackawanna County District Attorney Brian Gallagher said the women who died in the “brutal murder” at the Jermyn Apartments are Linda P. Fortuna, 61, and Terry M. Muller, 59, a military veteran.
Roo from Clan of the Graywolf, previously affiliated with Retroware, Pat the NES Punk, Channel Awesome, Game Chasers and such is a sex pest...who would've thunk it?
As reports of Wizz facilitating child sexual abuse continue to pile up, something must change with the app itself and more broadly when it comes to online child safety.
Jesse Butler's status changed to youthful offender, reducing a 78-year sentence to community service and other aspects of an approved rehabilitation plan.
US
Furious Erika Kirk slams 'evil' claims about Charlie Kirk's assassination as she warns Candace Owens: 'Stop'
The situation has also drawn in right-wing podcaster Tim Pool, who raged at Owens in a foul-mouthed rant over her conspiracy theories.
Crime
‘Heavily intoxicated’ raccoon passes out in liquor store bathroom after breaking in, ransacking shelves
With pictures! 🦝
"the program’s mission: bridging the gap between a large health system and school districts ill-equipped to meet the “modern mental health needs” of their students"
"I want to see trans kids,” Newsom shared with Ezra Klein with the New York Times. “I have a trans godson. There’s no governor who has signed more pro-trans legislation than I have."
includes 5 "anonymized" case studies including a fat 50+ year old livestreamer who got arrested for shooting da gun (boogie)
Around 3 in 5 U.S. adults think antisemitism is a minor problem or not a problem at all
Australian govt compares lawsuit to Big Tobacco
Disaster
This Stellantis Brand Is Quietly Preparing Its Most Radical Steering Wheel Yet for Production
Jesus take the square.
Roy Marsh, 86, says the penalty from enforcement officers was ‘unnecessary and all out of proportion’
One in four male South Africans surveyed admitted to committing rape, according to a research group.
Trump vows ‘serious retaliation’ after ISIS attack kills three Americans in Syria
InsideAI had a ChatGPT-powered robot refuse a gunshot, but it fired after a role-play prompt tricked its safety rules.
A group that glorifies school shooters and spreads gore content influenced the Abundant Life School shooter and continues to harm vulnerable children.
Actually, you owe me $1,200.00 for sex or else Im going to say you raped me!
Crime
Lawrence Lab researcher allegedly downloaded child porn for 30 years, avoided charges until this week
William Kolbe, 86, has an extensive body of research in condensed matter physics and electronic engineering
Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold
Conspiracy Theorists Right Again
A federal grand jury on Dec. 3 returned a 25-count indictment, charging her with 20 counts of wire fraud and five counts of money laundering
"Platform affordances play a critical role in negotiating the ways a lolcow’s creative labor translates into a digital freakshow" - sponsored by Microsoft
Crime
Kyle Rittenhouse breaks social media silence to announce marriage as bride totes AR-15 in photos
HE CROSSED STATE LINES AND MURDERED TWO PEOPLE AND NOW HE’S MARRIED? 😡😡😡
In 2023, 83% of all children charged as adults were not white, according to data from the Washington Department of Children, Youth, and Families.
The states challenging the fee include Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, North Carolina, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont, Washington, and Wisconsin.
Another Museum, Another Theft
The two teenagers are charged with the preparation of acts of terrorism between October 1 and November 16
JewSA shutting down Serbia's energy sector with illegal unilateral blockade
During oral arguments, the conservative justices made clear that they intend to allow Trump to fire FTC commissioner Rebecca Slaughter—and reorder the separation of powers.
The school has been brought to heel by conservative critics of higher education. It is part of a broader transformation at the state’s universities.
Culture
Notre-Dame stained glass windows: the presidential whim that sacrifices Viollet-le-Duc to contemporary activism
Macron decided to spend $4 million to update some stained glass windows on the repaired Notre-Dame to make it the Nigger-Dame.
US
Woke Kentucky lawmaker says 'I don't feel good about being white every day' as she defends DEI lessons in schools
Demoralization is a social contagion.
Quentin Tarantino said the dude who play the religious kid in There Will Be Blood sucks. Like, really sucks.
By Candace Owens
Lianne Barclay, 43, was a food technology teacher when concerns were raised about her contact with a child
Mr Scandal at it again
UK
Killjoy Lib Dem council bans tenants from putting Christmas wreaths on their front doors over health and safety
And threatens them with fines if they do not comply
The shocking footage caught the shooting as the victim's son can be heard shouting 'they shot my dad'
Disaster
Wellness Influencer Stacey Warnecke, 30, Died from Severe Blood Loss After 'Freebirth' at Home: Reports
Another part of rural England becomes a literal dumping ground
More stupid shit retards repeatedly voted for (L O N G)
No one knows yet what kind of Peenis we will be seeing, but fans are hoping to get an eyeful of Peenis on the big screen.
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year
CYBERJEET 9000 CONNECTION TO NEW DELHI LOST CRITICAL ERROR 200 DOLLAR GOOGLE PLAY CARD REQUIRED SHUTTING DOWN
NYT hornyposts on main
Thats gonna be hard to explain to insurance.
Crime
Family furious as Kentucky child killer freed 9 years early for ‘good behavior’ — only to be quickly re-arrested
But a second quirk in Kentucky’s prison regulations means that he could get out again next year — this time with no parole.
A new study adds evidence against the favorite appliance.
H1B? Don’t you mean permanent Gold Card residency?
Disneyslop just got even sloppier
This was the Justice Department's third attempt to prosecute James following a months long pressure campaign from President Donald Trump.
ICE and U.S. Homeland Security officials have not responded yet to repeated requests for comment or provided Saxon’s current work status.
Or as Americans would describe it, "a light snack"
UK
Afghan asylum seekers who raped 15-year-old girl in park after she filmed herself being dragged away are jailed for 'horrific' attack
US
Baseball team nixes ‘Gold Diggers’ name change after promotional video sparks outrage: ‘Sexist and demeaning’
"My culture is NOT your costume!"
The European Union is the very essence of freedom
The memorial in Ottawa, Canada was supposed to be unveiled in November 2023 but that was put on hold after questions surfaced about many of the names listed.
Come listen to my story, Bout a man named Jed. A Nazi so poor, Barely kept his family fed. And then one day The cops came to kick him out, So he grabbed his AK and he died fightin’ it out.
The future of Republicans is non-existent.
The memo focuses on what it calls antifa-aligned extremism and omits mentions of rising domestic threats, such as violent white supremacy.
This is a disgusting country, I thought.
Farmers are once again being hurt by higher costs and the loss of key export markets. In response, the Trump administration is once again throwing billions of taxpayer dollars at the problem and acting like that's a solution.
Denial only serves the aims of anti-vaxxers.
UN
New report shows rise in violence against women journalists and activists linked to digital abuse
Online violence is spilling offline: Four in ten of the women surveyed also reported experiencing offline attacks connected to digital abuse.
The suspect, Shotsie Michael Buck Hayes, 29, of Danville, fled the scene but was arrested without incident nearby. Police said the assault stemmed from a personal matter and was not politically motivated. Charges are pending.
EU
European country known for stunning women suffers drought of men — forcing would-be brides to ‘hire’ husbands for housework
“All my friends have gone abroad and found boyfriends there.”
You are gonna want to bring a Monster energy drink or two because it is gonna take some TIME to read all this.
I mean... rabies? Come on, there's, like, three reported cases a year. In fact, testing for it would have been irresponsible. That doctor would have wasted time those people didn't have.
Disaster
Israel cleared to compete in Eurovision 2026; Spain, Netherlands, Slovenia, Ireland to boycott
Will the integrity of the gay European song contest be broken asunder by the rhinestone kippah wearing Hebrew Menace? 😨
UK
Expansion of surveillance technology: British government plans to introduce cameras that recognize emotions
"The British government wants to expand the surveillance measures in public space even further: cameras are planned that analyze movements and emotions." The Public and Shareholders (???) have formally until February to contest this.
Celia Marsh passed away after consuming a 'vegan rainbow' flatbread that contained milk protein
Ensuring a future for the kiwi pukupuku
Elbows up anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
A teacher in Florida was arrested after allegedly grooming a student in a Google Docs and having sexual intercourse with her
>Be Amerimutt > Get shot
The US expects a major influx of foreign tourists next year, as it hosts the men's football World Cup alongside Canada and Mexico, and for the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles.
Crime
Husband charged with murdering Miss Switzerland finalist wife who was pureed and had her womb cut out
Kristina Joksimovic’s butchered body was allegedly discovered by her horrified father when he spotted blonde hair sticking out of a black bag in the laundry room.
Many who were affected by the injustice have since died, but there are still many fighting for what they deserve
US
Georgia Democrat Eric Gisler flips a state House seat in district Trump won by double digits, CNN projects
Republicans seem to be losing on Trump’s affordability
Disaster
Egypt and Iran complain to FIFA after World Cup match scheduled to coincide with Seattle Pride event
The World Cup draw last week for the first rounds saw Iran and Egypt pitched against each other in Group G, and due to play at the Seattle Stadium on 26 June, with local organisers planning a "moment to showcase and celebrate LGBTQIA+ communities".
The government says it will fast-track immigration for U.S. H-1B visa holders and spend more than $1 billion to attract researchers from the United States and the rest of the world.
JK Rowling has achieved her dream of an anti-tranny Britain
Earlier this year, home goods maker Kohler launched a smart camera called the Dekoda that attaches to your toilet bowl, takes pictures of it, and analyzes the images to advise you on your gut health.
Slop may be seeping into the nooks and crannies of our brains.
Law
Elon Musk’s X fined $140 million by European Commission over ‘deceptive’ blue checkmark and lack of transparency
Elon gets 90 days to give all the data researchers demand and 60 days to promise to EU to only give blue checkmarks to people EU approves of.
Lets just skip to the war crimes trials!
Group known for preying on young people online
In the wake of President Trump’s reëlection, the number of aggrieved Americans seeking a new life abroad appears to be rising. The Netherlands offers one way out.
Nigger baritone raises the instrument of his own demise. That would make for a good amalgamation of song, drama, tragedy, and set pieces of some kind.
the DOJ is removing the 1973 disparate impact rule in regards to civil rights violations
The regulator has refused to say how this will work in practice
Brody is a Pyrenean Mountain Dog who also has a fondness for a good head scratch and lounging on his owner
Travel hundreds of miles for a championship game, get arrested for theft, lose game.
Roderick MacLeod — a Grammy-nominated bassist and member of the Rhode Island Music Hall of Fame — was rushed to Rhode Island Hospital by ambulance, where he was pronounced dead
Bezos' ex-wife continues to give money to corrupt NGOs at an exorbitant and unsustainable rate.
"that thing that never happens" edition six gorillion
Crime
Passenger Faces Decade in Prison After Calling in Bomb Threat When He Couldn’t Pay Airport Parking
Say what you want he thinks outside the box... Just not very well.