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Destacado el 29 de Ene, 2023 por Null: May, Ralph's wife as of January 12th, has abandoned him at the JFK International Airport and left with their child instead of taking a connecting flight to Rome, Italy for a honeymoon. Ralph now claims this was a 'work'. He's put out a video in Rome with May present, so she's back with him.
Ethan Ralph was hollerin at Alanna Morris, implying that they've had sex and she's swallowed the "Ralphaseed". Invoice your clean up cost to Nora's gmail.
Update 01/29/23
Ethan Oliver Ralph is now claiming the entire event was a gayop orchestrated with Amanda Lynn Ralph to get back at Harry Morris, and epically pwn the fan forum!!! I feel so owned.
If this tweet makes no literary sense to you, it's because you don't understand wrasslin and had a great childhood. "Work" is a wrasslin term for "a scripted event", as if any of wrasslin is unscripted.
Flashback to Faith Vickers.
Dilated pupils and forced AGP smirk.
No, not the unwashed fat pig on the left wearing his own fucking merchandise.
Ayelawgs are quick to point out the discrepancies. Some of these theories are pretty garbage but despite that, it is now proven to be the case.
- The photo above was taken prior to the flight on the day before.
- This was because JFK airport region is cloudy today, and the photo showed a bright airport waiting area.
- (Yeah, I know, clouds won't just cause a lunar eclipse...)
- Anyway, people were suggesting that Ethan Ralph was the only one that got kicked off the plane after an argument with the whore that claims to be his wife. Amanda Lynn Ralph and cozy.tv Rozy flew to Rome. Ethan Ralph got big mad because they didn't follow him off the plane.
- Even if the autism falls short, the conclusion was accurate.
Later:
- Several users looked into flight tracking tools
- They concluded that the plane was going to take off, but had to return to the gate to expel the raging pillbilly from West Memphis, Arkansas.
- This was later substantiated when user @Ratso Bronum found the ATC audio clip of the return.
- User @Balldo's Gate found an extended version where the pilot asked for a return to the gate, because a 5'1'' raging pilled up pig was causing trouble.
At 0:19: "We need to pull back into the gate. Can we get pulled back into gate 32? We need a passenger removed."
At 2:30: "We have one passenger - we had an incident with him at the gate [inaudible] and said he was fine, but he's giving us trouble again. We need him off the aircraft."
The ATC audio is from LiveATC. Go to the archive section - it's January 29, 1:00 UTC. It's about 18 minutes in that the pilot asks to turn around which should make it around 8:18pm that they decided to kick whatever asshole they were dealing with off. The plane is scheduled to depart at 7:50, which means that absent other delays there may have been an initial incident at the gate that resulted in a delay but they didn't kick him off over.
Ethan Ralph decided it was time to cry about Keemstar.
Obviously, he attacks the woman, claiming she cant speak the ingrish good.
I normally won't pick people's literacy, but you cannot speak a noun. It's "the English language". If your going too cry about some ones English, at lease made sence you'reself.
After the revelations, Ethan Ralph finally consneeded and admitted that Delta dealt with him swiftly by showing him the door, unfortunately it wasn't the emergency exit.
Still coping, astronomical cope.
User @chudbere decided to reach out to the commuter who had her day disrupted by a groveling grunting gunt, via email. The commuter made a public tweet also.
There you have it. Ethan Ralph got kicked off the plane with his mare and cozy.tv Rozy, and decided to do the dumbest gayop ever by calling his wife a whore and a thief of his child, deleting the tweets, just to get back at her father Harry Morris.
What, you don't believe me?
At least you're sane.
Update 01/30/23
The exchange above indicated that Ethan Ralph was tossed out of the plane with Amanda Ralph and cozy.tv Rozy. Despite that, some ayelawgs were still speculating about their whereabouts. Maybe Ethan Ralph arrived in Rome alone, or he didn't go at all! Turns out it's a W for the Ralphamale, what a happy family outing!
Here was Harry's response that I missed:
So Ethan Ralph's "work" culminated to this...?
Total Ralphamale W I guess.
Ayelawgs were quick to point out the blurred tree and speculate about Google streetview. Um, winds exist? Heard of a parallax? Did you know that shit closer will appear more blurred than shit further back, it's called perspective? Okay whatever IT'S GOOGLE STREETVIEW!!!1
@Blowing Raspberries found this to discredit Google Streetview claims.
This was from February of 2022, note the smaller tree which is now larger in Ethan Ralph's photo. Also note what appeared to be ropes around the tree (tree wrapping) which is sometimes done during Winter?
So yeah, take the L guys and move on.
He followed up with this trash, speculation ran wild! Maybe Amanda Ralph is back in Rochester NY to file every DVRO possible with Harry.
Destacado el 27 de Ene, 2023 por Null: Jack Scalfani's family reports he has suffered another heart attack and seizure and is in the Intensive Care Unit.
Destacado el 27 de Ene, 2023 por Null: The Tranch has fallen and its final members are evacuating to one of their mother's house. The animals of the Tranch are being rehomed, according to former member Bonnie.
BREAKING NEWS!
Bonnie has a new pinned tweet with an update on the Tranch!!! It seems that he talked to the tranchers, and they are “rehoming” animals (hopefully not into a mass grave). He wants to dissolve the tranch. I personally will miss it dearly if it goes, for I have loved this thread and all of the sperging that’s happened in it. I have learned about farming, animal husbandry, the Migratory Bird Act, troonism, etc. and it truly is my favorite thread on this website. [A]
Talks about Sky, praises him for being “incredibly wise”. He probably mediated the aforementioned talk to the point where they could actually get shit done instead of just argue. [A]
A couple of tweets about Kindness (linking to her thread to try to keep some semblance of order in the thread)
Destacado el 12 de Ene, 2023 por Null: Ethan Ralph has married Digibro's ex in Las Vegas. She was walked by Elvis in a purchased* dress with no family from either side present.
Destacado el 12 de Ene, 2023 por Null: Vtuber thread scores rare W by doxing Joel Thomas, a 40-year-old dog murderer, who joined the forum to a-log cartoon women.
@Chaser663 is a deranged schizophrenic weeaboo, wannabe -1view VTuber who participates in Discord gayops to mass flag pink anime rabbits, and was originally thought to be identified as zoosadist Satanist Joel David Thomas born on February 5th 1981, though this has since been called into question. He has a propensity for making a fool of himself, attempts to directly pick a fight with the forum, drowns himself in his own cup of water, incriminates himself constantly, and acts like a braindamaged 15 year old. This is his story.
At a quick glance, he seems to be your very run-of-the-mill VTuber schizophrenic. The first thing that caught him some attention was when he got made fun of by the VTuber Pipkin Pippa on November 22nd, 2022 for being completely insane and breaking 4chan's containment (foreshadowing his later attempts at action against her).
Soon after this, his Linktree (a) was discovered, leading to what people thought was a personal Facebook account (a), leading to the initial identification of Joel David Thomas.
The Discord Gayops, Kiwi Farms Posting, & Twitter Sperging Saga
Something within Chase snaps. He becomes a Pippa alog, and thus decides to devote his time to sperging out in his Discord server that for some reason he named Zoomerchan. The server was infiltrated, and the logs were dumped in a post on the forum. He was a poster of all kinds of degeneracy, including bestiality. He also wanted to claim credit for the mass-flagging of Pippa's tweets - an issue she had been dealing with at the time - over whoever the actual culprits were. Although he didn't initiate the mass-flaggings, he endorsed & encouraged it. He also claimed he was doing this to Pippa because "she's bank-rolling a groomer." Evidently, Chase is a gigantic attentionseeker.
An update to the Pippa getting mass-flagged situation:
I have received logs from the schizo known as Chase's literal Discord gayop server in which he orchestrates autism and occasionally does flaggings. I am not joking, he has a fucking public Discord named "zoomerchan" in which he discusses with other spergs his retarded shit. He didn't seem to start the flagging, but he joined in and endorsed it, as you will soon see here.
Here are some highlights. I'm keeping it to the bare minimum here & the relevant bits to Pippa, but the whole thing is a very interesting read into the psyche of the schizo known as Chase.
If you want to skip to the most interesting flagging bits, go to "The Big One" spoiler.
This conversation heavily implies that there was a version 1.0 of the server that got nuked by Discord: Ver archivo adjunto 4197251Ver archivo adjunto 4197252Ver archivo adjunto 4197254Ver archivo adjunto 4197258
(They continue discussing "dogpilling" unironically for a little while. He is a massive coomer, and I am skipping over a lot of him posting degenerate porn [furry/homosexual/etc]. It seems as though Chase is really into bestiality, as you'll see in later logs.)
He finds the face faildox here on the Farms. Ver archivo adjunto 4197332Ver archivo adjunto 4197335
And from this point on, it appears the channel transforms into a greentext bot dump. Nothing of significant interest happens, and they moved to the channel next on the list: #gen.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, are the 'highlights' of the server's logs. Once again, I did skip a decent bit of degeneracy; if you really want to see for yourself, the download is relatively small.
(Remember, it is essential to mentally put hisface to the posts whilst reading through these.)
After his Discord gets exposed, one of the spergs from said server, gnarled, joins the site to comment in the VTuber Thread and defend himself. He then deletes his posts, and the only remnants of his activity are in the form of replies to him (1/2). Chase then comes into the thread on a Fresh Meat (joined Dec 16th 2022) account, claiming that his comments about horse cock are 'obvious irony'. One picture of Joel's face is posted to the thread, to which he says this in response: He is then taken up on that challenge, with the address of Joel Thomas - the man we thought was him - being posted.
The saga thus far is then posted onto the Easy To Track Username Hall-Of-Shame Thread. Within an hour and five minutes of that post, @Syntaxion uncovers Joel Thomas's court records, including the mugshot + him being convicted for animal abuse, and @My Name is Mud finds the files.
And now, a live look at @Chaser663's schizophrenic cope in his gayop Groomcord after he just got outed as an animal abuser.
(Channel Download Attatched)
TL;DR - He doesn't confront the fact that we have him dead-to-rights to being an animal abuser & having his name/face/address. He instead continues coping, claiming that he's being impersonated, posting degenerate porn, and ignoring the whole thing.
I find it interesting that he refuses to come back to the thread and talk to us, yet feels completely safe taking potshots at us on Twitter. a - a
He really isn't doing himself any favors.
These screenshots are literally from my post exposing his Groomcord, by the way. He leaked those DMs with a mod on his own, weeks ago, and is now going on an actual schizophrenic rant about nothing.
OKMULGEE, Okla. (AP) -- Prosecutors have charged three men with animal cruelty in the Oct. 31 killing and beheading a dog at a Halloween party.
Danny Lyle Smith, 20, and Joshua Ray Cable, 18, both of Okmulgee; and Joel Thomas, 19, of Morris, were charged Tuesday in Okmulgee County District Court with one count of animal cruelty, records indicate.
One teen-age male arrested in connection with the mutilation hasn't been charged.
Smith, Cable and Thomas, while acting in concert, mutilated a medium-size black dog by cutting off its head with a knife, prosecutors allege.
Danny Smith allegedly stole the dog from the fenced-in front yard of his mother, Anita Smith, said Jason Spradling, a detective with the Okmulgee Police Department.
"To me, it fits the model of a satanic ritual," Spradling said. "It's unfathomable for kids to do this."
The crime is punishable by a fine of up to $500 and a maximum prison sentence of five years.
Danny Smith is being held in lieu of $50,000 bail at the Okmulgee County Jail, and Thomas is in custody in lieu of $20,000 bail, Undersheriff Eddie Rice said. Cable was released after posting $1,500 bail, Spradling said.
The three are scheduled to appear in court next week, the detective said.
Thomas, Danny Smith and Cable were among those attending the party when the group decided to have an animal sacrifice, Spradling said.
Danny Smith stole his mother's dog from her yard across the street, Spradling alleged. The animal was taken into an alley, where Smith cut the dog's throat and others took turns stabbing and kicking the animal, Spradling alleged.
After the dog was dead, Thomas allegedly cut off its head with a pocketknife and the animal's body was placed on a fence post, police said.
Satanic literature was recovered in Thomas' apartment, the detective said.
OKMULGEE -- A Morris man faces formal sentencing next month for killing and beheading a dog at a Halloween party, an Okmulgee County prosecutor said.
Joel Thomas, 20, recently entered a "blind" guilty plea to one count of animal cruelty, court records show. A blind plea means no agreement has been reached on punishment.
District Judge John Maley ordered the Department of Corrections to prepare a background report on Thomas, whose formal sentencing was set for April 11, records show.
Animal cruelty is punishable by a fine of up to $500 and a maximum prison sentence of five years.
Prosecutors claim that Thomas, while acting in concert with Danny Lyle Smith, 20, and Joshua Ray Cable, 18, mutilated a medium-size black dog belonging to Anita Smith by cutting off its head with a knife Oct. 31 in Okmulgee.
Danny Smith had allegedly stole the dog from the fenced- in front yard of his mother, Anita Smith, said Jason Spradling, a detective with the Okmulgee Police Department.
Smith and Cable have been ordered to stand trial, although their cases still are pending, said Norman Thygesen, assistant district attorney.
Now, a sane person in this situation would do anything in their power to prove that they are nota dog-decapitating satanist. But, against all reason, Chase instead decided to do the complete opposite and sperg out, making forum sock after forum sock - as well as Twitter accounts - to fight with us, and would constantly sperg on Twitter against people arguing with him, and providing 'evidence' that proved nothing as well as flagging people who go against him. He would ignore requests from staff to prove his innocence, and instead attempt to discredit the site, which only made him appear more and more guilty to onlookers.
List of Chase's Known & Suspected Forum Socks as of February 8th, 2023
@Chaser663: The account he initially joined the forum with. Joindate Dec 16th 2022. Pink triangle'd. Last post on Jan 16th, 2023; last seen on Jan 30th 2023.
@blazecollins: Came to the knowledge of the thread when he PM'd user @My Name is Mud claiming that his @Chaser663 account was banned from the site on Jan 16th 2023. Joindate Jan 12th 2023. Active for a few days, disappeared on Jan 20th 2023.
@Dull: Larps as a nigger Null. Joindate Jan 25 2023; last seen Feb 4th 2023.
@Basedking: Chase's attempt at 'astroturfing.' Joindate Jan 24 2023. Made two posts in VTuber threads before he was immediately caught. Talked to himself with the @Dull account. Last seen Jan 28th 2023.
@tisticlolisperg#1: Joined the forum to post a random Twitter screenshot involving Chase and a Twitter random. Joindate Feb 7 2023. When called out for being a potential sock, Chase proactively went out of his way on Twitter to deny it. The forum post was then deleted. Account last seen today.
The actual connection between Chaser and this Joel David Thomas is extremely weak.
The "smoking gun" evidence of their connection is indeed that Facebook search result, which, as you pointed out, basically means and confirms nothing at all. And there's more evidence to show how much of a different person they are, from their interests to personal information.
As some may have noticed, @Chaser663 does not have the Verified tag anymore either.
Chaser is still a faggot, a zoophile, a gayoping retard, and (may Allah forgive me to uttering this word) a VTuber, and Joel Thomas is still a dog-murdering piece of shit, but it would be dishonest to claim with certainty they are the same person.
EtA: If my assumptions are correct, this pretty much means that the majority of this thread is basically rendered null, unfortunately. It's a pity, especially since it got featured and it got so many eyes on it. I didn't have anything to do with the dox myself, but I still feel bad we let things go this far and I'm sorry.
Still not sorry to either of the two people involved in this "dox" though. They are both niggers, just for different reasons.
He is not afraid that we "doxed" him, he is afraid because his online persona is now forever associated with a Satanist dog-killer.
My personal opinion: it really is a faildox, but if enough people are convinced it's true, then he still gets shat on. In either case, fuck both Chaser and Joel.
Also, for the record, there's more evidence to support the theory of the faildox other than that Facebook result (even though it by itself is enough to prove how much of a loose connection this is). Here's some info:
According to Joel's Facebook, he is into extreme metal, he's following a ton of professional cooking/chef-related pages, has nothing on VTubers and dog-fucking, he types in very stereotypical boomer fashion and posts stereotypical boomer jokes and memes, and he's an outspoken Trump supporter. We also know he is 41.
According to Chaser's social media, he's into trashy "flavor of the week"-type pop music, has zero relation to anything chef-related, posts about VTuber shit and anime dog-fucking crap all day, types in a very obvious zoomer manner, and his political stance is, well, just all over the place - he loves tranny cock and he's also as stereotypical /pol/tard. Go figure. He also claims that he is in his 20s - his twitter says he's 22, and he has stated before on 4chan posts that he is 20.
Additionally, I asked in TtS how he got his "Verified" tag. I was wondering if he got it because he used one of Joel's known emails to sign up - or maybe his IP matched Joel's known location - or if he just got Verified just because of the thread. Null replied saying he was Verified because people were PMing him for weeks asking for Chaser to get Verified. His Verified tag is now gone.
So no official confirmation either.
For the record, I can't in good faith 100% say that there is absolutely no way Chaser is Joel, but personally, I fail to see a connection either.
@Chaser663 100% is Kace and all his links in the Linktree are his. That was never disputed.
What is not confirmed is Chaser being Joel. The Wraith Thomas Facebook account belongs to Joel, that was never disputed either. I even saw some users saying that Chaser must be Joel because Joel's account is Wraith Thomas. Yeah no shit that's Joel's account, but how the fuck does it confirm it's also Chaser's account? Stop and think for a moment, please.
There is also the excellent Zoomerchan Air Duster Saga, in which one of his Discord retards almost dies and Chase's gut reaction is to blame 'racism' when this is publicized by VTuberCringe.
The Zoomerchan Air Duster Saga
This has been mentioned before, but there has not yet been a post dedicated to the whole tale. It begins simple, with a random person joining Zoomerchan. Things escalate from there.
Here is audio from the air duster guy right after the fact:
Turkey Tom, Incel Rage, the Correct Dox & DFE Saga
The biggest exposure that Chase has ever received is in the form of @NotATurkey talking about him on a stream that later made it into a video on his second channel, currently sitting at over 130,000 views.
Chasedkase (@kase6693) on TikTok | 945 Likes. 86 Followers. Overpilled VTuber currently in my Based Ascension arc. My manga edit account :)Watch the latest video from Chasedkase (@kase6693).
The most interesting part Joined Nov 1, 2009... everything else just goes back a year. lmao. (a)
This was archived a month ago, so maybe it was already shown... but this is good.
I've archived the rest of the YT pages for safe keeping.
Looks like the account was pointed out here, but it was ignored because the poster thought Chase was a literal child (I don't really blame him, tbh).
Looking through the subscriptions now, some of this shit looks at home on a 3rd grader's list. However as expected, there's a bunch of VTubers (including Pippa) and some vaguely alt-right/alt-lite channels with Pepe profile pics
If this is definitely him (which it seems to be), he was raised Catholic and went to a Catholic college as an education major.
He said he was dealing with finals, presumably graduated from a Catholic college in Ohio in 2017.
Birthdate around beginning of May 1996. Check my math on that though.
God and the education system would not approve of all this, Chase.
(Cliffnotes: likely lives in Akron, Ohio; was raised Catholic but gave up religion after reading about Buddhism, likely has a ~May 1996 birthday, was an Education major, wanted to live in LA, voted Clinton, has a history of lying about his age, and has had issues with women/dating for years.)
Yet another profile is uncovered, as well as passwords.
Updated Linktree as of now. This is his linktree, there is no need to archive a page with just this text. the youtube links to his BaserKaser7383 channel which we had already known about. I think chase is trying to pull a byuu.
There are probably some other ones like Poast, but I'm not going to care about a site he posted once on. I'll keep updating the list. Chase updated his Facebook PFP to whatever this cryptic shit is (which is obviously from his phone - no exif data.): https://www.facebook.com/people/Chase-Thomas/100077351812362/ (a)
Chasedkase (@kase6693) on TikTok | 945 Likes. 86 Followers. Overpilled VTuber currently in my Based Ascension arc. My manga edit account :)Watch the latest video from Chasedkase (@kase6693).
In the early morning hours, I became suspicious of the user going by “Aaron G”, he seemed to be talking exactly like Chase. No punctuation after sentences, using “doxxing”, having full knowledge of how Kiwifarms will fuck your SEO up.
“Aaron G” played the part of an overly-dramatic new user breaking the sad news that Chase had died. In actuality, Chase/Aaron G was trying to martyr himself to his audience of Discord zoomer idiots that he had committed suicide, which is pretty fucking pathetic Chase.
"Doxxed" lol. After this, he became a moderator overnight in the Zoomerchan Discord. We then found his Reddit: https://reddit.com/user/Aarongray236/ and today (surprise, surprise) he became a mod on the /r/zoomerchan1 subreddit. Chase literally never stopped posting in the /r/zoomerchan1 subreddit or Discord, he just changed accounts. Here are screengrabs that the always reliable @thhrang took:
Chase/Aaron G mentions Kiwi Farms unprovoked: Chase, you didn't even stop with the numbers in your username. Ver archivo adjunto 4633153 You couldn't stay dead for a day. You're a dumb fucking retard.
Destacado el 10 de Ene, 2023 por Null: Baked Alaska has received a 60 day jail sentence, 2 years on probation, and a $2,000 fine. (Warning: Jail has been mentioned on a website that is mostly Americans.)
Sixty days:
BUILT FOR BBC
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Destacado el 8 de Ene, 2023 por Null: David Stay, conspiracy theorist, has died.
It is with sadness I bring to you the news that David Stay has apparently died. No details as of yet, will monitor the page and update when details come to light.
Destacado el 7 de Ene, 2023 por Null: perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)
In 2022, due to harassment associated with the Keffals + #DropKiwiFarms deplatforming campaign, the registered agent for Lolcow LLC (incorporated in Wyoming) resigned. His/her official reason was that we briefly used DDoS-Guard out of Russia and they were scared of sanctions. However, this was an obvious copout to excuse parting ways with a client entitled to legal services.
So now I am left in a conundrum: I have no registered agent, my company will lapse in good standing without one, and I cannot receive court orders or anything in Wyoming because of it. I have tried contacting people in Wyoming and floated the idea of hiring KingCobraJFS in Casper to be my registered agent. The people in his thread are completely convinced he is incapable of handling the responsibilities of scanning mail without fucking it up, and I can't give it to normies because they will be swatted.
So I've basically discovered there are shitty 1bd houses all over the US with mortgages that are basically just twice what I pay in business services each month, and definitely lower than the business services I'd be paying for a lawyer to handle an extremely high risk business for me.
I am considering buying a small house (under Lolcow LLC) in some shithole city in either Delaware, New Mexico, Nevada, South Dakota, or Wyoming (or anywhere with 0% Corporate Capital Gains Tax and Loose Registered Agent Requirements) and putting some poor bastard that already lives in those areas in it so that the address functions as our legal operating address. The person living in this house would have several responsibilities.
1. Answer the phone.
2. Scan my mail.
3. Forward my mail if requested.
4. Handle being visited by trannies and antifa without doing anything stupid.
5. Handle being swatted by trannies pretty much constantly.
Discuss.
Q. Why not get a P.O. Box?
A. Businesses cannot be registered to a P.O. Box. You need a living, breathing person to accept servicing on behalf of your company.
Q. Why not just get a random person to do it without buying a property?
A. If a person is renting and decides to make their rental address the registered address for Lolcow LLC, they will be evicted. I either need to buy my own address or have someone who already owns a home be the registered agent and make their own home the address.
Q. Why do they have to live there?
A. The requirements for a registered agent are described such that they must "maintain a business office in Delaware that is generally open, or if an individual resident, be generally present at a designated location in this State, at sufficiently frequent times to accept service of process and otherwise perform the functions of a registered agent;".
So if it's not a house someone can live in for their basic non-duties, it must be an office I pay someone to work at, i.e. "(3) During normal business hours, if an individual, be generally present at a designated location in Delaware and if an entity have generally present at such office an officer, director or managing agent who is a natural person;"
These requirements are generally the same for every state.
Q. What are the requirements of a registered agent?
A. Be a natural person and live in the address listed for the business. With only slight deviation, that is all it takes in every state.
Destacado el 5 de Ene, 2023 por Null: Acerthorn continues in his vexatious litigation against a forum user he claims to have identified by subpoenaing Google.
Destacado el 2 de Ene, 2023 por Null: Community Organized Lolcow of the Year thread is accepting votes. Also a really good thread to find other threads if you're bored.
The Julays are an annual award ceremony for lolcows. The various awards are divided up by subforum or thread tag. Nominees were determined based on front-page features, cow crossovers, thread activity, and user submissions.
Vote for the cows who entertained us the most in 2022. We've had a stellar year.
Lolcow of the Year Nominees
Write-in votes for Lolcow of the Year will not be counted.
This award is for the most thorough, archived, and properly-formatted OP. Whatever lolcow the thread is about does not matter; this award is about thread formatting, 100% archiving of all links and content, proper titling, etc. I've looked at most new OPs outside of Prospering Grounds this year and these were the ones that ticked all the boxes the best.
Liz Fong-Jones, by @0 2 - winner, race called after 10 pages at 74 votes
Most Helpful Thread Contributor
This award is for a Kiwi who is always willing to keep threads updated and keep discussions on-topic.
For this award, a lot of Kiwis voted for multiple users (don't do this.) I disqualified those few dozen votes since it's not fair to vote for more than one candidate or to "fix" someone's ballot. That said, these three were the highest vote-getters, but you're all winners!
To vote, either post in this thread or message me with your choices. Here is an easy voting template to copy-paste with your votes.
Lolcow of the Year:
Best Main Forum Lolcow:
Queen of the Beauty Parlour:
Breaker of Scales:
Best Animal Control Lolcow:
Best Internet Famous Lolcow:
Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow:
Fresh Meat:
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:
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Destacado el 31 de Dic, 2022 por Null: Andrew Tate was arrested in Romania for human sex trafficking.
Reposting the story so far for the sake of posterity:
First: Andrew Tate makes a tweet at Greta Thunberg out of the blue for some reason bragging to a 19 year old girl about how many modded cars he has in order to epically own her.
Third: Ten hours later, Andrew Tate, incensed by getting obliterated by the internet's most disliked teenager, films a two minute rant full of petty jabs and an overall tone of "I know what you are but what am I?" playground asshurt.
In a bout of sheer egotistical idiocy, he shows off two pizzas he ordered from a local Romanian pizzeria, complete with a link to jerryspizza.ro and a QR Code facing the camera.
This single stupid move gave the Romanian police the perfect piece of evidence that Tate was hiding out in Romania, allowing them to execute a raid and arrest both of the Tate brothers under suspicion of Human Trafficking.
Destacado el 29 de Dic, 2022 por Null: EDP445 has Stage 5 kidney failure and will need dialysis to stay alive with a life expectancy of 5~10 years.
For anyone confused, yes, EDP 445 has kidney failure as confirmed by himself and will die in 5 to 10 years unless he gets a donated kidney.
All those years of eating salty foods have caught up to him.
Stage 5 kidney failure is very serious as the kidneys stopped filtering waste products in your blood, which is toxic for your body. What causes kidney failure is from high blood pressure or diabetes. EDP is obese from his unhealthy eating habits as evidence from his old videos where he eats pastrami or buffalo wings.
Kidney Dialysis can treat stage 5 but it can only last from 5 to 10 years unless through a kidney transplant. EDP is most likely on a wait list for a transplant unless someone is willing to give a pedo their kidney. Stage 5 Kidney failure
EDP made a statement about people being sympathetic.
He still to this day calls the predator poacher's sting a "setup" and ignores the fact that he ruined his own life.
The following ISPs are either rejecting our announcement or blackholing our routes (103.114.19.0/24). This is unprecedented without court order. We are a legal site being blocked by massive corporations, in violation of European Net Neutrality. * Lumen (a/k/a CenturyLink, Qwest, Level 3) (Tier...
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If you cannot connect to the Kiwi Farms via Clearnet, there are two primary suspects. To diagnose, you will need to use the command prompt.
Windows+R to open the Run dialog. Type cmd.exe as shown. Press OK.
DNS Blacklist
The easiest form of censorship is through DNS. This is easy to circumvent.
In your command prompt, type nslookup kiwifarms.net and press enter. You will receive a reply.
If the response's Address field does not start with 103.114.191.xxx, your DNS provider is lying to you. If you've not changed your DNS provider, this DNS result comes from your ISP. You can change your DNS very easily. Google "how to change DNS".
I am currently aware that Cisco's Umbrella is falsifying DNS results to block the site.
IP Blackhole
IP blackholing is your ISP refusing to transit data between my network and theirs. This is very severe and consumer ISPs in the US blackholing US legal websites for non-technical reasons is absolutely unheard of.
To test this, ping 103.114.191.1
If you receive no responses, you are not able to connect to my network.
If you cannot, you should email jcmoon@pm.me with your traceroute. Run the command tracert 103.114.191.1 and copy the results to me. The first few lines can identify your ISP (and by extension, what city you're in), so do not post it publicly.
There are two reasons why this can happen:
1. Your ISP is CenturyLink or its subsidiaries.
2. Your ISP uses CenturyLink's T1 backbone called Lumen (formerly Layer3).
CenturyLink is currently lying and saying our network is unreachable. This means any ISP trying to connect you to the KF will be unable to, even if it has other ISPs that can route to the Kiwi Farms.
You can call your ISP and relay this information. If your ISP is CenturyLink/Qwest, you should threaten to change ISP and follow through.
Remember to support net neutrality and the EFF (which has to openly decry they hate us every blog post, but they're definitely paying attention to the death of the free Internet).
Destacado el 18 de Dic, 2022 por Null: Taylor Lorenz, Keffals associate and #DropKiwiFarms journalist, most known for doxing LibsOfTikTok and going to the houses of her family members, has been banned from Twitter.
Destacado el 16 de Dic, 2022 por Null: Ben Collins, NBC journalist who wrote the #DropKiwiFarms article and allegedly donated money to Keffals, has been suspended from NBC for failing to meet their journalistic standards (for unrelated reasons).
Ben has been temporarily suspended from NBC/MSNBC for inaccurate/biased reporting.
I don't care about Elon at all but I'm glad to see someone actually show people like him that you can't just fire off these angry tweets and expect to be taken seriously as a journalist.
Destacado el 13 de Dic, 2022 por Null: Harvard troon and #DropKiwiFarms activist, Alejandra Caraballo, ends up in a Congressional testimony and is humiliated by a congresswoman with his own violent rhetoric.
I just noticed something that Andy Ngo posted on TWT about 20-30 min ago... Alexander getting his ass handed to him by a member of Congress
I cannot get the vid but link is here
Update time babeeeee!
