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Does he really think he looks like a woman? He's always saying, " my eyes are up here"...as if he's sexually desirable. Why isn't he reminded over and over again just howugly he is?
To any retards saying "damn Lucas looks almost fully female now." It's filters..it always filters. Kevin uses them, Lucas uses them if Chris wasn't a technical idiot he'd be plastered in them til he looked perfectly like his cartoon self. Of dumbass knew who v tubing worked he'd never show his face on camera irl again
 
You're talking about a 40 year old man who thinks (or rather really fucking wishes) that he looks like Sailor Mercury, a 15 year old Japanese teenager.

It's shit like him saying 'my eyes are up here' and whatnot that betray Chris isn't really trans. He doesn't actually think he's a woman, he's doing his goddamn hardest to be one like it's a big game of pretend, because he doesn't actually comprehend what being female is like beyond what pop culture stereotypes women as.

How is that any different from your average modern day tranny? They're all just playing make-believe and pitching a tantrum when others don't play along.
 
This arc is an inevitability, it's tailor-made for him. That it will be disappointing and unfunny is another inevitability.

Chris has always been weirdly technical, He knew HTML (even WYSIWYG Editors of the day needed some manual intervention), He's always had a Computer of some description, He's got (atleast on paper) a CADD Degree, Used Technology at a fairly competent level a lot of normal people don't or find confusion in doing. In comparison He can't understand basic password or account security, He struggles with Games that go beyond press X to win, He believes tech is also far more capable and far less capable in weirdly connected ways, he can't work out how to turn off the Play Store background music on recorded videos, He struggles with basic device management meaning he had two iPhones for a while.

I can see this being on his Radar and it not quite clicking yet that it's something he could do or how to do it or even attempt to do it. He will likely work it out or understand it enough to ask for help doing it (basically just do it all for him an give him a button to press) and be disappointed it's not what he wanted.
 
Chris has always been weirdly technical, He knew HTML (even WYSIWYG Editors of the day needed some manual intervention), He's always had a Computer of some description, He's got (atleast on paper) a CADD Degree, Used Technology at a fairly competent level a lot of normal people don't or find confusion in doing.
I don't believe he understands all that, and there's overwhelming evidence to support that he earned that useless degree after being forced through the system like a dry sticky turd between a 600 lbs man's ass cheeks. They just wanted Chris out of school and I doubt he understands computers and coding beyond having someone fix or do something for him.
 
This arc is an inevitability, it's tailor-made for him. That it will be disappointing and unfunny is another inevitability.
I agree on the inevitability, plus it's just going to make Chris believe that he can be a cute anime teenager in real life even harder than ever.
Chris has always been weirdly technical, He knew HTML (even WYSIWYG Editors of the day needed some manual intervention), He's always had a Computer of some description, He's got (atleast on paper) a CADD Degree, Used Technology at a fairly competent level a lot of normal people don't or find confusion in doing. In comparison He can't understand basic password or account security, He struggles with Games that go beyond press X to win, He believes tech is also far more capable and far less capable in weirdly connected ways, he can't work out how to turn off the Play Store background music on recorded videos, He struggles with basic device management meaning he had two iPhones for a while.

I can see this being on his Radar and it not quite clicking yet that it's something he could do or how to do it or even attempt to do it. He will likely work it out or understand it enough to ask for help doing it (basically just do it all for him an give him a button to press) and be disappointed it's not what he wanted.
It took him six years to earn a four year degree in a technology that, as somebody who took courses in CADD myself, is essentially just very precise line drawing software where a lot of the actual technical stuff is done for you by the software itself. Nothing he produced as a result of that course was particularly noteworthy in any way and even with a degree he wouldn't have been able to cut it as a profession.

Rather, I think the next big thing Chris is going to want is some kind of customizable VR platform in which he can create and play around with models of the Sonichus. Essentially his own version of Second Life where he can build a legitimate CWCville. Though by the same notion I am surprised he never really got into Minecraft which would have been a blocky version of the same shit minus the VR.
 
Why does he have these really deep set grooves under his eyes?? Where did his pupils go? Is he on something or is this because he's aging almost as bad as his ex fuckbuddy mother
Lol, he has those same terrible buccal fat Marlon Brando died with. How anyone can think Chris remotely resembles anything feminine is completely beyond me.
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Chris has always been weirdly technical, He knew HTML (even WYSIWYG Editors of the day needed some manual intervention), He's always had a Computer of some description, He's got (atleast on paper) a CADD Degree, Used Technology at a fairly competent level a lot of normal people don't or find confusion in doing. In comparison He can't understand basic password or account security, He struggles with Games that go beyond press X to win, He believes tech is also far more capable and far less capable in weirdly connected ways, he can't work out how to turn off the Play Store background music on recorded videos, He struggles with basic device management meaning he had two iPhones for a while.

I can see this being on his Radar and it not quite clicking yet that it's something he could do or how to do it or even attempt to do it. He will likely work it out or understand it enough to ask for help doing it (basically just do it all for him an give him a button to press) and be disappointed it's not what he wanted.
Here's the thing. he had enough sense to set up a stream where he'd react to the tf2 pony videos, BUT dumbass was too dumb to figure out how to set up a picture in picture mode like everyone else who reacted was doing. And when people complained about this all he did was pick up his laptop playing the video and hold it up to the camera. "There here's your picture in picture now shut up amd gimmie more money peaons!"


I don't believe he understands all that, and there's overwhelming evidence to support that he earned that useless degree after being forced through the system like a dry sticky turd between a 600 lbs man's ass cheeks. They just wanted Chris out of school and I doubt he understands computers and coding beyond having someone fix or do something for him.
Chris is stuck in a weird limbo where he's still old enough to grasp onto new technology ND eventually get a feel for it. Having been familiar with technology all his life. His whole life more or less revolving around technology. But at the same time He's getting too old to keep up with technology.


In other words. Boomers (actual boomers) dont care what a TikTok is cause they'll be dead and live off retirement money, soon so why should they care? Chris's generation wants to learn hut struggles to do so
 
I just can't get over how disgusting that medallion is. I don't know if it's just caked-on filth from him showering while wearing it or if the Crayola model magic is starting to rot. It could be mold because paints will mold if constantly exposed to moist and warm temperatures, but I hear he painted it in jail with mustard from dinner packets. Is it just a big lump of mold then? Black mold? If so Chris is wearing something absolutely hazardous to his health.

Anyway, the video was a whole lot of Chris still being buttmad from being blocked by the brony analysts 3-4 years ago. He just can't let that go, can he?
Chris is perpetually covered in Fungus and bacteria.
 
Why does he have these really deep set grooves under his eyes?? Where did his pupils go? Is he on something or is this because he's aging almost as bad as his ex fuckbuddy mother
Deep eyes like that are usually a sign of mental retardation. The so called "Down syndrome" or "Downsy eyes". They've always been pronounced, since he was a kid, but they're really showing these days because of how fat his face is getting.
 
Chris is stuck in a weird limbo where he's still old enough to grasp onto new technology ND eventually get a feel for it. Having been familiar with technology all his life. His whole life more or less revolving around technology. But at the same time He's getting too old to keep up with technology.
I think it's tied into his broken attention span. If it's stuff he's not interested in, such as making sure people watching his reaction stream can see what he's reacting to (because he doesn't care about those people, really), he won't put in the effort. But if it is something he cares about, then the blinders come on. I recall back during the Sun/Moon Pokemon era where you had the fancy electronic bracelet gizmos that paired with the game for special attacks, Chris somehow figured out a way to make the bracelets do something outside of the pokemon games entirely. It was just flashing lights because that's really all the stupid thing did, but it also was something most people wouldn't bother figuring out.
 
Deep eyes like that are usually a sign of mental retardation. The so called "Down syndrome" or "Downsy eyes". They've always been pronounced, since he was a kid, but they're really showing these days because of how fat his face is getting.
It's actually due to volume loss around the eyes. Fat loss, aging. Men usually have deep set eyes, but not that extent. His negative canthal tilt also makes him look terrible.
 
It's actually due to volume loss around the eyes. Fat loss, aging. Men usually have deep set eyes, but not that extent. His negative canthal tilt also makes him look terrible.
And the thing is Chris didn't always look this bad. If you go by his hs senior photo and even a few years into his early videos. You'd think he's a little younger than he was back them. I legit was there when Chris first made the rounds on youtube in its early days and thought he was a high school senior/ collage freshman making these videos...then again around the same time you had sammyclassicsonic fans immortal rant video and everyone thought then 13 year old Sammy was like 10 or 8 at least.


The point is tine was of course going to catch up to him eventually but Chris now just looms terrible. Bot just cause of time but also being a lazy, unwashed dumbass who lived off microwave nuggets, McDonald's, and coke. Never or barley seeing the sun and not even supplementing his diet with vitamins and fiber? The guy looks like he's pushing 60 despite only being on his early 40s.


Going back to Sammy classic. The kids 25 now and based on the last known photo of him he looks good for his age. Of course theres a huge difference between 25 and 42 but if Sammy was gallant Chris was A double grade A goofus.
 
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