YT 8/13 - Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!

What will be the outcome of Blarms 2.0?

  • He eventually watches G5 and loves it

    Votos: 221 69.5%
  • He refuses to watch it

    Votos: 18 5.7%
  • He ends up in jail over it

    Votos: 79 24.8%

  • Total de votantes
    318
The only original characters Chris has ever created were his villains. And even those were technically based on humans, but at least you could consider Graduian, Slaweel, jerkops and Reldnach as his own creations.
Out of those the only one I'd call an original character is Count Graduon, which is still just a personification of graduation, which was basically a real life villain to Chris. Slaweel is literally a person he knew in real life, he didn't even bother reversing the name until trolls convinced him he couldn't use the person's real name. Jerkops are also real people, at least all of the important ones are, the background ones are generic fodder. Reldnach could be called "original" I guess, if you call the exact opposite of his Mary Sue "original".

He had to actually think up a design for Graduon, but Slaweel was just a real person in a witch costume, jerkops were just various forms of law enforcement/mall cops, and Reldnach was just a rocket grunt with an ego at first, eventually wearing stuff like bondage gear while consisting of "the opposite of what I am" character-wise.
 
Reldnach was just a rocket grunt with an ego at first, eventually wearing stuff like bondage gear while consisting of "the opposite of what I am" character-wise.

If he was really the opposite of Chris, he'd be slim, handsome, masculine, intelligent, neurotypical, successful, a hard worker, etc.
 
If he was really the opposite of Chris, he'd be slim, handsome, masculine, intelligent, neurotypical, successful, a hard worker, etc.
Well if Chris was self-aware and willing to poke fun at himself he would be, but Chris thought he WAS all of those things, except slim, because he thought he had muscle, and neurotypical, because autism was a major part of "who he was" then. Chris is lazy enough to think his evil twin opposite would simply be gay and evil, because he's sta-raight and good, and let us just fill in the blanks ourselves with how they are opposite in other ways.
 
Let's be fair, he did have a couple of semi original villians and creations. Merried Seinor Comic's name is bizarre and original enough, but he's also the only cyborg mall cop i've ever seen. (the other Manajerks have powered armour, if I recall.) It's autistic as fuck, but hey that Random Access Humor has to work sometimes, right?

And who can forget the Yawning Squirtle or the Boulder Dropping Whale? Even though he didn't name them as such he still came up with the autistic art that made them stand out to the troll-fans of the day, enough that they became legendary themselves. From such humble beginnings, the Moon Pals were born.
 
This multi-dimension shit is really starting to grate on me.

I can't begin to understand anything he's talking about when all his paranoid delusions centre around children's cartoons.
 
He keeps going on about this...
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I hope Hasbro puts out an advert for the new series soon. It would probably kick his autism into overdrive and he might throw a shit fit.
 
I hope Hasbro puts out an advert for the new series soon. It would probably kick his autism into overdrive and he might throw a shit fit.

The way of Chris is also to contort new information to fit his schizophrenic conceptions, so I'm not sure how long he'll stay angry before accepting it as more evidence of his predictions coming true.
 
This ponyfag shit is getting old. Remember when Sonichu used to be about Sonichu, not about Chris fetishizing pastel ponies and anime lolis, or his delusions of being literally a god(dess)? Kiwi Farms remembers.

I think this is a transitory moment for Chris like "The American Rabbit" to Sonic period, it's just that Chris has been invested into Sonic and Pokemon for such a long time it's staying longer, Chris is loyal to some ideas as he never forgets them but they become less significant when he finds other media that intrests him and Pony stuff is obviously his current focus, give it 5 years sonichu will end up like the rabbit as in only having passing mentions and even then it will be mostly for loyalty reasons and cash crab.

We are just in the early stages of that, as there is little if any new sonic media comming out that he'd like it makes sense that his intrest is waining.
 
Dennis M. "Quozl" Falk. He was an absolute fucking madman. One of the original lolcows, before the word even existed, he even signed his Usenet posts by doxing his own address.

In fact, his insane stalking of Tress MacNielle (VA of Babs Bunny) was the direct cause of Tiny Toons being cancelled.

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He was responsible for such random_text.txt fodder as

"Well, who could deny there is something going on sexually in the Springtime scene in Bambi?"

He is practically normal by today's fandom standards, and almost seems to be an amateur in degeneracy among today's furfags.
They actually spoofed him in the final Tiny Toons episode (Night Ghoulery) as the "World's Biggest Tiny Toons Fan". He talks about various errors in the cartoons and ends his conversation with the characters who meet him with "And when is Fifi getting her own show?". Here's the clip (excuse the poor quality, this was the only version of the scene I could find. The parody of the fan is at 1:07):
Chris is asking his Twitter followers if his predictions are coming true. :story:

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If Chris would look on the Internet, FIM is not getting five more seasons, it's only getting one! And unless a show is extremely popular, it cannot run forever.
 
Is the Applejack fixation wholly from Chris or some Idea Guy thing? I feel like I missed its start.
Mix of the two, some of the characters he talks about (like Akan) are Joshua Wise autism, the others are his own weird fanfiction/hopes/dreams that he wants to bring to life.

Basically it's an autism clusterfuck.
 
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It's hard for anyone to have your favourite TV show go off. Hopefully Chris gets into something else he can sperg over
He was mad when Hasbro announced the humanised Pony show too:
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But now he's a fan of that show too so I'm sure Chris will cope.
Is the Applejack fixation wholly from Chris or some Idea Guy thing? I feel like I missed its start.
Back in the 'Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia' forum days he used Applejack as his avatar so I guess he's always liked that character, maybe he likes how both he and the pony have southern accents?

Although he did have the username Kookydash and IIRC later mentioned somewhere that he only used an avatar of Applejack because someone else had used Rainbow Dash, who he saw as a fellow tomboy/girl. (This was before he got another favourite character).
 
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