YT 8/13 - Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!

What will be the outcome of Blarms 2.0?

  • He eventually watches G5 and loves it

    Votos: 221 69.5%

  • He refuses to watch it

    Votos: 18 5.7%

  • He ends up in jail over it

    Votos: 79 24.8%
  • Total de votantes
    318
Reality can't come crashing down on Chris soon enough. This running head canon of imaginary land filling his broken mind 24/7 must be like some kind of autistic Hell. I'm glad he's getting some help, even if it's just asspats, but he clearly needs some institutional reform and therapy. Away from Barb, ponies, and the internet.
 
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Came back and saw he posted a dozen more tweets, goddamn. He's saying there will be some subliminal message in G5 allowing Akan to take over the world, and that every cartoon city is in jeopardy. He also tags all the MLP voice actresses to aid him in his quest to stop G5. http://archive.is/Pe51O

"The separation of the species, and the aggression is the future Celestia had seen should G5 continue and G4 end. Twilight will become an Earth Pony, and then with her unable to defend Equestria, Akan and his forces will overpower Equestria, and in the G5 show, in all the ”action” and “cool looks” and all that, Akan’s message of worshipping him as leader of all worlds will be broadcasted subliminally, and his reign will spread into Our World from our Sister Dimension there! There is One Hope that will prevent this Catastrophe, the Round Table of the Princesses of Harmony MUST be formed, and that can only happen with @Hasbro and the G4 MLP Team continuing G4 for five more seasons, so the stories will be told and chronicled and secured in our solid foundation of the bond between our world and theirs in This timeline! And Applejack Must become the next Alicorn Princess in order for all of this to progress safely and well. And the MLP G4 Team Must Tell it all in the show in the Five Seasons Celestia requests and commands.

I hate to name people on Twitter, but, I feel I must, so they can hear the message and help us as well. I sincerely apologize, and you Trolls, PLEASE do not harass Any of them.

@tarastrong, @ash_leigh_ball, @AndreaLibman, Tabitha St. Germain, and the rest of the MLP G4 Voice Actors, Please heed our warning and call, and help me help everyone in the real Equestria, as well as Canterlot High, it city, and everywhere else there, including Cwcville, Springfield, Quahog, South Park, everything Marvel and DC, all anime locations, and everywhere else I can’t name right now. Even Disney’s universe is well-linked in our Sister Dimension as well. And Our World is linked heavily with each one-to-one ratio of ourselves and our individual counterparts there, and then MORE with all other individuals aside from our counterparts, big and small. This Is the crucial event that makes or breaks us all as the society we continue to strive to be and live freely. And in order to do so, all we ask is Five More Seasons for MLP G4 with the chronicling of the Princesses of Harmony, and the cancellation of THIS G5, altogether.

A different MLP G5 can be made AFTER G4 completes its fourteenth season, but different from what y’all had in mind at this time. And G5 will continue in the good spirits and form as G4 did, after it’s complete 14 season run, but with a different set of ponies taking the Mane.

No Species will be separated in the future MLP G5. This is Celestia’s Request and Command!

I am but a humble Sonichu, and a CPU in training, relaying the message on her request and behalf.

Again, @Hasbro, Please Continue G4 for Five More Seasons, for all of our sakes. Thank you"


Someone asks who Akan is and Chris linked http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Akan and said he's, "Really Bad News, simply put."
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See, this is where Chris confuse the fuck out of me. He is desperate to save the cartoon animals he wishes to have sex with and goes on a long rant about how he met with them and begged him to save their cartoon souls, then in rhe very next sentance he asks the voice actors who play these characters help showing that he is well aware that the voices he does hear when he sits in front of his portal to cartoon world just belongs to general old humans.

I know that Chris is the north american champion of magical thinking and that his mind is a dark place where sane people should fear to thread but normally his strange and unusual behaviour has a strange autistic internal logic to it that seems to be missing here
 
The first few episodes of MLP G5 are likely already produced, voice acted, and ready for the right time to air on Tv. That's how entertainment production works.

Chris is too late.
 
I've heard that autists dislike change of any sort... Does Chris not realize that by the very nature of the pony show he that enjoys being "Generation 4", that there have (presumably, I don't follow this shit) been three other versions before it... Which, presumably, just as autistic people did not want to see change?
 
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Tara already has him blocked. Not sure about the others.
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I know she blocked him earlier, but he wouldn't be able to reply to her post if he was still blocked, would he? Well that's a moot point anyways because he will be blocked again, it's a matter of time really.

Though I have to admit, Chris sperging to anyone and everyone about his headcanon being violated by Hasbro's attempts to reignite a dying trend are fucking hilarious.

It's the internet version of a crazy homeless dude in the subway station loudly ranting about dangerous UFOs inspecting his body cavities in a secret base located inside Mount Rushmore.
 
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I've heard that autists dislike change of any sort... Does Chris not realize that by the very nature of the pony show he that enjoys being "Generation 4", that there have (presumably, I don't follow this shit) been three other versions before it... Which, presumably, just as autistic people did not want to see change?
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The weirdest thing is that Chris is well aware of those, Megan introduced him to MLP well over a decade ago. If you look it up in the wiki you can even find pictures of his Pony OCs.
 
I'm interested in seeing how this plays out. Not only are the changes to G4 messing with his autism but if the characters are changed against his wishes it will mess with his perceived omnipotence in his alternate universes.

There's different types of parallel universe stories but in most of the ones that I've read, like Zelazny's Amber series, there's a limitless amount of universes and they contain every possible variation of the world we're on. So to Chris, the G5 variation should just be a universe that Chris recently heard about but doesn't know yet. Once the G5 series starts the G4 universe would continue on as usual even though there will be no more G4 shows.

Instead, he thinks the "new pony universe" will be split off from the old one, making the old one weaker and causing a ripple effect throughout the Cartoon Channel. This happening so close to the ending of the ideafag stuff and right after he back got his "magical" school ring (which I think is supposed to protect CWCville from interference) is probably contributing to the freakout.

It obviously comes down to the fact that he doesn't think he'll like the changes but it's interesting seeing the mental gymnastics he does trying to explain how he's omnipotent and omniscient yet not, how his all powerful high school ring is supposed to stop CWCville from being damaged but it doesn't, etc.

If this was a TV movie I'd say this scenario will cause him to snap out of his belief system. But I think he's gonna bug out again. If he's lucky he'll snap online. If he does it irl he might screw himself over once again.
 
But Chris, won't this just be a new alternate dimension being created?

Mental illness is a weird thing, and because this is Chris Chan then he'd always choose the worst option that'd stress him out the most instead of keeping a happy, albeit delusional, idea of upcoming events.
 
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