YT 5/4 - Patreon bucks is low so Chris promises more comic pages - Magi-chan confirmed boyfriend?

[BananaBlue]

@DStecks gave chris $1000 for pretty much nothing as he never got on chris's ass to finish his order, and is one of the people we hold responsible for starting the whole mess of chris demanding money in exchange for as little effort as possible.

Holy shit, he used to post here? Fucking sjw soyboy who proudly paraded his Feminist Frequency tshirt in a couple of videos, who later felt remorse for making Sonichu videos (after capitalizing it with his patreon shekels), used to post here?

God damn.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

But at least his thousand bucks got him a complete set of the Sonichu Amiibos in time for Christmas. Possibly also a Sonichu medallion and a signed photo of Crusty Christine, even a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo in the comic itself. He can console himself with that as Chris continues to shit his pants and do nothing.

 

[The Captain]

Holy shit, he used to post here? Fucking sjw soyboy who proudly paraded his Feminist Frequency tshirt in a couple of videos, who later felt remorse for making Sonichu videos (after capitalizing it with his patreon shekels), used to post here?

God damn.

I'm sure this forum has some pretty high level lurkers and probably even members. Pretty much everyone who has spent more than a few days on the internet knows about Chris.

Has H3H3 done a video on him yet?

 

[BananaBlue]

Has H3H3 done a video on him yet?

On Chris? Doubt he will ever make one. What is there left to say about him? Same reason why Metokur will never talk about Chris.
There is nothing to say about Chris right now. Chris is being Chris.
E-begging, pissing off patreon contributors, entertaining people like us with his harmless shenanigans. Can't see how Chris can explode to once again, become an internet sensation like he used to be.

 

[Porker LeVance]

But at least his thousand bucks got him a complete set of the Sonichu Amiibos in time for Christmas. Possibly also a Sonichu medallion and a signed photo of Crusty Christine, even a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo in the comic itself. He can console himself with that as Chris continues to shit his pants and do nothing.

That’s a stupid waste of a thousand bucks. He should have just bought a Walmart gun and offed himself in the parking lot like a good boy.

I KEED I KEED suicide is NO GOOD Sonic Sez

Funny how this DStecks guy describes himself as bi. Nobody cares dude. You ain’t getting any dick or pussy. I love how people nobody wants to fuck constantly broadcast their sexual preference (or lack thereof in this case, he’ll fuck ANYONE dear God please so desperate!!)

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I kind of like DStecks, there's something amiably feckless about him, but I can't argue with a word of that Porker

 

[Trilby]

Book 11. I can't remember if Chris actually finished it or not before the whole Planet Dolan shitshow because of his infatuation with Doopie - until she broke off all contact with him because she and the rest of the Dolan crew were sick of his creepy behavior and thus Chris 'canceled' the Dolan crossover (but 'it still happened' in his head and Chris never retcons anything out of existence ever because that would be like killing his characters ala Simonla all over again) - and then he got fixated on pony full time and thus the whole comic changed into being about multiple versions of himself (all 'female' of course).

It was Book 11 for the most part (mainly finishing the Xmas stuff).

Holy shit, he used to post here? Fucking sjw soyboy who proudly paraded his Feminist Frequency tshirt in a couple of videos, who later felt remorse for making Sonichu videos (after capitalizing it with his patreon shekels), used to post here?
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God damn.

It's a shame when they go to the dark side.

 

[BananaBlue]

I kind of like DStecks, there's something amiably feckless about him, but I can't argue with a word of that Porker

His videos are fine. Love his sonichu reviews. Probably the only person that analysed Chris's comics in depth.
Shit really went sour when he decided to take a normal Sonichu review video and fill 70% of it with a self masturbatory biography, talking about his youth, as a way to gather some empathy from some of the viewers that probably saw his Chris "bullying" videos as problematic.

He wasn't a sjw in the beginning. That whole section was clearly a way to justify his past years of Sonichu reviews to his new "friends", the sjw crowd that probably criticized him for exposing the "poor" Chris Chan.
That whole "apology" felt dishonest and unnecessary.
"I'm sorry for the past years, I behaved like someone making fun of Chris. I actually used to bully people in high school and I feel so sorry now! Please check my patreon!"

Can't stand that bitch now.

 

[Trilby]

His videos are fine. Love his sonichu reviews. Probably the only person that analysed Chris's comics in depth.

Certainly.

Shit really went sour when he decided to take a normal Sonichu review video and fill 70% of it with a self masturbatory biography, talking about his youth, as a way to gather some empathy from some of the viewers that probably saw his Chris "bullying" videos as problematic.

That video was certainly jarring how it just popped up like that, with him acting like he finally can't take it anymore.

He wasn't a sjw in the beginning. That whole section was clearly a way to justify his past years of Sonichu reviews to his new "friends", the sjw crowd that probably criticized him for exposing the "poor" Chris Chan.
That whole "apology" felt dishonest and unnecessary.
"I'm sorry for the past years, I behaved like someone making fun of Chris. I actually used to bully people in high school and I feel so sorry now! Please check my patreon!"

Can't stand that bitch now.

Ditto. That high school story alone seemed like an unnecessary guilt trip.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Especially since it boils down to 'I ostracised this awkward guy who died later of natural causes before I could apologise'. Not to belittle anybody's feelings of guilt and remorse, but the way DStecks harps on it you'd at least have thought that he persuaded the guy to play chicken on the train tracks or something for a giggle.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

His videos are fine. Love his sonichu reviews. Probably the only person that analysed Chris's comics in depth.
Shit really went sour when he decided to take a normal Sonichu review video and fill 70% of it with a self masturbatory biography, talking about his youth, as a way to gather some empathy from some of the viewers that probably saw his Chris "bullying" videos as problematic.

He wasn't a sjw in the beginning. That whole section was clearly a way to justify his past years of Sonichu reviews to his new "friends", the sjw crowd that probably criticized him for exposing the "poor" Chris Chan.
That whole "apology" felt dishonest and unnecessary.
"I'm sorry for the past years, I behaved like someone making fun of Chris. I actually used to bully people in high school and I feel so sorry now! Please check my patreon!"

Can't stand that bitch now.

 

[Silvally]

When did this become a Dstecks thread?

 

[BananaBlue]

When did this become a Dstecks thread?

My bad. I started it.
A bit of a sidetrack. I'm done with Dstecks side argument.
This is a thread about Chris Chan.

 

[Eichsterd123]

$1,500 and several thousand dollars are very different amounts. If he's lucky and he actually went back to making commissions and medallions and actually fulfilled people's book orders I can see him making $5,000-$10,000 dollars a year if he manages to keep people interested, but anything over $5,000 I'd say is a pretty generous estimate. He'll never be rich off of Sonichu because his following is relatively small now and the people who actually read Sonichu are much smaller than a general CWC following.

Even among the people here I'm sure there are few people who would spend $200+ on coloured commissions. And only the most exceptional people buy something like the Sonic Totem. You're not going to become part of Christory by giving him $1,500. Nobody will care who you are. They'll just remember you as that rētard that wasted a ton of money on junk for attention.

It's like wasting money on comissionced videos. You're not doing anything but making yourself look rētarded and giving Chris free money to do unfunny shit. Chris doing a bad cover of some random song isn't nearly as funny as him singing over an actual song to record his Christian and the Hedgehog Boys "originals". Getting Chris to do some stupid dance isn't funny either. Just pay Chris for another house tour or something, at least something useful comes from that.

if he's not being lazy

 

[Mr. 0]

When did this become a Dstecks thread?

You're right, we need a whole DStecks subforum because

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

And while still on the subject I think he said (or we inferred) that his remorse towards autistics is what led him to throw $1000 at chris's taint.

Back on-topic, some dumbass in that donor list needs to point out that chris has a fuckton of unreleased pages and others need to come to their senses and remove their shit and threaten to get his whole thing shut down unless he releases them all. Because he won't do anything unless someone gets on his ass

 

[nvrwastetree]

Nope, now he's sucking dick for free

Only if crzyal and magi Chan allow him to that is.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

You're right, we need a whole DStecks subforum because

And while still on the subject I think he said (or we inferred) that his remorse towards autistics is what led him to throw $1000 at chris's taint.

Back on-topic, some dumbass in that donor list needs to point out that chris has a fuckton of unreleased pages and others need to come to their senses and remove their shit and threaten to get his whole thing shut down unless he releases them all. Because he won't do anything unless someone gets on his ass

I don't think he has a bunch of unreleased pages other than the Idea Guy stuff which I doubt people are super eager to see.

 

[Muscle Bra]

His videos are fine. Love his sonichu reviews. Probably the only person that analysed Chris's comics in depth.

Oh, please. Our very own @Salt Water Taffy has taken over The Annotated Sonichu and has done a bang-up job so far.

 

[BananaBlue]

Oh, please. Our very own @Salt Water Taffy has taken over The Annotated Sonichu and has done a bang-up job so far.

Oh shit, I wasn't aware of this. Gonna check it out.
Thanks for the info. I love deep analysis of stuff like Sonichu. It's like studying a in depth a gigantic disaster and its creator.
It's hard to find good sonichu/chris chan critical content and most of the times, you get people just mocking his work, not bothering with contextualizing or having a more constructive criticism.