YT: 4/20 Sonichu Headquarters google intro video

That car is 17 years old, Chrysler isn't known for reliability, and no way in Hell does Chris spend money on maintenance.

What happens when Barb's car dies? Neither one is getting a loan.

Eh, at least Grand Caravans are fucking immortal. Knew a guy who had one that was near 20 years old, barely any maintenence. The radiator leaked, the heating and refridgerator coils were bypassed so no A/C, the starter only fired half the time, the wheels were off camber, the gearbox clunked, exhaust was dirty, the floor had rusted through and you could see the road under the driver, and so on and so on, but the thing refused to out and out actually fucking die. Chris is gonna drive that thing untill the inevitable exaust leak kills him via CO poisoning.

Virginia doesn't require emissions testing, so he won't know the thing is leaking poison into the cabin till he kills off enough braincells to give hismelf schizophrenia for real.
 
Looks like a nice day in Ruckersville. How many of these have passed Chris by as he sits in his hoard, buying DLC and fantasizing of sweethearts? Truly a shame.

I know this has been the case for a while, but I was just realizing just with the advent of better and better phone cameras, we now have super HD content compared to 10 years ago - if only there could be HD remasters of some of the classics like the "parkour" video, etc.

edit: I wonder if Chris consistently or properly takes hormones? I doubt it, for many reasons, but one of which being that his voice does not sound any different at all except for when he remembers to switch it to falsetto before he forgets again.

I don't know how often he's taking his titty skittles, but he's done it enough that its completely fucked up his ability to, uh...fuck. He can't get an erection anymore and apparently his libido is nonexistent now.
 
This might be the funniest thing I’ve seen him do recently! No one needs to feed him bad ideas; his random access humor does it for him!

Kind of makes me thunkful, I wonder if a ween will go there and just leave a bunch of trash in an attempt to recreate the branchland Court of old?
 
Última edición por un moderador:
"This is the Sonichu Headquarters. And I will remain here for quite some time".
It's been "Sonichu Headquarters" ever since that computer graphics teacher said "no copyrighted characters on the CD cover" about two decades ago.

I imagine Bob regretted not telling Chris that Sonichu is just a derivative work.
 
Última edición:
It's been "Sonichu Headquarters" ever since that computer graphics teacher said "no copyrighted characters on the CD cover" about two decades ago.

I imagine Bob regretted not telling Chris that Sonichu is just a derivative work.
Poor Bob.
 
"This is the Sonichu Headquarters. And I will remain here for quite some time".

Cue the end music to Gone With The Wind.

Seriously though, this is one of those things that will come off as sad and telling many years from now when Chris is worse than he is now and Barb is in the cold, cold ground.
 
they said they'd be sad if Chris-chan ever dies because he genuinely made them laugh with his stupidity (which is still kinda rotten, but whatever). They tend to feel this way about all "lolcows", they believe it's pointless to mock the dead and hence wishing death on them is frowned upon.
But that's just not true. I don't wish death upon anyone, but I don't care if they're farting up coffins either.
 
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