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reading this i swear i heard chris begging voice asking for a new car while stretching out the "A" in car with a whiny voice
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- 21 de Oct, 2018
Why not give him gift certificates instead of money? Nah, i just think he'll just sell it for cheaper price
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- 27 de Feb, 2013
"Why does all the sushi taste like rancid cheese and ball sweat?"
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- 9 de Dic, 2017
You can purchase a running vehicle for 500USD. It will be a total piece of shit, but people have given Chris much more money for a lot less. Chris will likely spend more money on the vanity plates than the vehicle itself.
Edit: Chris only drives to Sheetz, fast-food restaurants, and the occasional ‘fan’ across town. A junker will get him anywhere he needs to be.
Edit: Chris only drives to Sheetz, fast-food restaurants, and the occasional ‘fan’ across town. A junker will get him anywhere he needs to be.
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- 17 de Mar, 2018
Although tards have a magical way of just making major things appear for themselves whenever they're teetering near anything called "a consequence of an action", this is why I was laughing so hard that he's making 6h round trips to meet up w other tards & retrieve a wallet he could've just had mailed to him.
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- 10 de Feb, 2014
While Chris is at it, he should just set his house as a church and get the federal government to recognize his crazy ramblings as a religion. Chris will no longer need to pay taxes and can spend all day "preaching" about the merge, cartoon characters and his 72 sonichu virgins
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
The First Church of Tomgirl in Sonichu!
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- 2 de Ene, 2014
They'll just have to pre-break Chris' legs, that's all. yawn
In reality, they'll have to throw down like $1K-$2K for a clunker.
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- 11 de Nov, 2016
If we're lucky, GTA Ruckersville: The Ballad of a Sad Sonichu
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- 9 de Feb, 2013
Chris drives across the state often.
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- 11 de Oct, 2014
Mariposa, mi hermana, why are you always so obsessed with the degenerare details of this man child's sex life? Is this a fetish?
You have to admit the layers of salty sweat on Chris's bod would make a uniquely piquant seasoning for the sushi laid upon it....Could make one hell of a strong-flavoured soya sauce out of that shit too I bet.
edit dammit, @Chrus Chundlur beat me to the concept.
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
Don't forget the natural smell of parmesan exuded from his pores.
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- 9 de Dic, 2017
Valid. His commute across state is about the distance of a few cities to me. Whoops.
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- 20 de Abr, 2019
Looks like a nice day in Ruckersville. How many of these have passed Chris by as he sits in his hoard, buying DLC and fantasizing of sweethearts? Truly a shame.
I know this has been the case for a while, but I was just realizing just with the advent of better and better phone cameras, we now have super HD content compared to 10 years ago - if only there could be HD remasters of some of the classics like the "parkour" video, etc.
edit: I wonder if Chris consistently or properly takes hormones? I doubt it, for many reasons, but one of which being that his voice does not sound any different at all except for when he remembers to switch it to falsetto before he forgets again.
I know this has been the case for a while, but I was just realizing just with the advent of better and better phone cameras, we now have super HD content compared to 10 years ago - if only there could be HD remasters of some of the classics like the "parkour" video, etc.
edit: I wonder if Chris consistently or properly takes hormones? I doubt it, for many reasons, but one of which being that his voice does not sound any different at all except for when he remembers to switch it to falsetto before he forgets again.
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- 28 de Ago, 2018
I'd be surprised if he does as well. Also his hormones were fucked before attempting HRT I suspect. He's a train wreck.
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- 31 de Mar, 2019
He's requested that his TRUE and HONEST fans do not give him gift cards after many empty gift cards were gifted to him.
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- 21 de Oct, 2018
How? I never thought gift certificate with no value exist.
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- 9 de Oct, 2018
I want it to become a gym, so we can watch him freak out when another team takes it
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- 21 de Oct, 2018
He have to take down Team Valor Mewtwo named Julay
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- 18 de Dic, 2018
Just use the code then send the card to Chris.