YT 03/07/19 - Fan sends Chris a Switch

purpleboy dijo:
Also I have to know: where the fuck do these spergs funding this more famous sperg get all their money?
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Being a children in a middle-class family in USA provides you a fuckload of money every month

SpineySonichu dijo:
Did you guys see Sylvia recoil when Chris went to pet her? What is he doing to that cat?

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Probably puts his pickle in her China or something like that.
 
Tikbalang dijo:
There are kids's shows tha Chris watched teach the value of hard work; but then again, chris being chris
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It seems he honestly thinks that his half-assed approach to... well, everything, is hard work. This is a guy who the closest he ever got to working hard was pulling weeds once, but his parents praised every little thing he farted out like if it was a lifetime achievement because they never expected absolutely nothing from him, forever destroying his critical sense.

People (understandably) freak out with Bluespike making him shove his medallion up his ass and stuff like that, but strangely enough, Chris wasn't all that traumatized or cared that much... on the other hand, I think that encouraging his deliriums of being a "celebrity" (while just being the internet's village idiot), a recognized "artist" or more recently (sigh) a "goddess" are the most damaging shit you can do to Chris. Even if you have good intentions and you are just humoring him to be nice with the tard. You say "That's a nice drawing, dear (da hell I m looking at?)" and Chris will run with that and see no difference between him and any top artist from Marvel or DC.

The Idea guys conned 6000 $ out of Chris? Well, he got pissy for a bit and had to cut his toy spending for a little while.

They made him punch himself to tears and shit on the floor? Give him a day and good ol' mongo will be as good as new.

Fill his misshapen head with alternate dimensions and godhood horseshit? That made lasting, possibly irreparable damage. That stuff could get Chris to jump off the roof believing he would fly and kill him. That turned him from deranged moron to full-blown lunatic.

And he was already a deranged moron because of people giving him shit for free and making him think he has millions of fans.
 
Chrus Chundlur dijo:
That stuff could get Chris to jump off the roof believing he would fly and kill him. That turned him from deranged moron to full-blown lunatic.
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He already claims he has the power of flight and the ability to move paper with his mind, so we're well past that delusion (though he didn't chuck himself off the roof because I don't think he can even get up there and is too lazy to get a ladder)
 
Optimus Prime dijo:
He already claims he has the power of flight and the ability to move paper with his mind, so we're well past that delusion (though he didn't chuck himself off the roof because I don't think he can even get up there and is too lazy to get a ladder)
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Nah, he never said that he could fly (on this "dimension" at least), only the bending paper thing and that he hoped that'd eventually lead to him soaring the skies like a levitating sack of potatoes (you can check it both on Doopie and Uri Geller's emails).
 
Chrus Chundlur dijo:
It seems he honestly thinks that his half-assed approach to... well, everything, is hard work. This is a guy who the closest he ever got to working hard was pulling weeds once, but his parents praised every little thing he farted out like if it was a lifetime achievement because they never expected absolutely nothing from him, forever destroying his critical sense.
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In Christory, the most effort he had done was rescuing "Julie" with the only budget of $50
Chrus Chundlur dijo:
People (understandably) freak out with Bluespike making him shove his medallion up his ass and stuff like that, but strangely enough, Chris wasn't all that traumatized or cared that much...
The Idea guys conned 6000 $ out of Chris? Well, he got pissy for a bit and had to cut his toy spending for a little while.

They made him punch himself to tears and shit on the floor? Give him a day and good ol' mongo will be as good as new.
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Why was the elementary school panic attack his traumatic experience than shits himself on his house?
 
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I don't think Chris is even capable of experiencing trauma. He has always been able to deliberately misinterpret a situation to make himself feel like he won. Even when he was getting kicked out of the con, he claimed to have defended against it by literally rolling up and becoming a hedgehog.
 
Subconcious Offense dijo:
I don't think Chris is even capable of experiencing trauma. He has always been able to deliberately misinterpret a situation to make himself feel like he won. Even when he was getting kicked out of the con, he claimed to have defended against it by literally rolling up and becoming a hedgehog.
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Then sending him to Military school wouldn't be a problem
 
DJAndyMD dijo:
I can explain it in a better way. It all goes back to the old saying of "Why do we keep rewarding stupid people?" It has gotten to a point that Christine is able to get what she wants with 0 effort. She could have saved for a Switch but chooses to waste money on things that she does not need in the long run. For years, she complains about having financial problems and knows that it could be solved by saving money and reducing impulse spending. She barley meets her patreon requirements yet people are still dumb enough to give her money because giving money to her is the new trolling. Its like with Amberlynn Reid in which Christine has learned how to lie about stuff and somehow pull sympathy from gullible people to get money or presents. At the end of the day, she gets to enjoy a switch but it is not going to change anything. She will still beg for money, continue to waste said money on toys instead of her massive growing debt, and find "white knights" who knows how to get Chris to do and say stupid stuff while waving money and a promise of friendship at her face.
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Don't worry, the people that aren't salty about this have just been here longer. People donating/buying shit for Chris had been going on forever. One only needs to remember, you have a much better life then Chris, then again you might not have, but that's a you problem and not Chris's fault.
 
Darndirty dijo:
Don't worry, the people that aren't salty about this have just been here longer. People donating/buying shit for Chris had been going on forever. One only needs to remember, you have a much better life then Chris, then again you might not have, but that's a you problem and not Chris's fault.
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Agreed. At this point, it's really not worth getting upset when people do this sort of thing. Sure, it's stupid and wasteful and it only reinforces Chris's egotism, but getting mad on the internet doesn't stop it happening. I'd rather just laugh at the moron or morons who blew $299.99 plus tax and shipping as part of some idiotic scheme to either troll Chris or become his friend. And, hey, maybe I don't have people sending me a free Switch, but when I do actually get one I'll have earned it via the sweat of my brow, and frankly that just sounds more satisfying than having it handed to me.
 
Second_Missing_Primarch dijo:
maybe I don't have people sending me a free Switch, but when I do actually get one I'll have earned it via the sweat of my brow, and frankly that just sounds more satisfying than having it handed to me.
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Yeah, it's called being an adult. Put 50 or 100 away for a couple months it's no problem. Remember we should never brag or expect praise about shit we just supposed to do, to quote Chris rock.
 
Second_Missing_Primarch dijo:
And, hey, maybe I don't have people sending me a free Switch, but when I do actually get one I'll have earned it via the sweat of my brow, and frankly that just sounds more satisfying than having it handed to me.
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I can absolutely second that. And really, why would you be pissed at Chris because he got some play thing for free again? That is basically all he has left in life and i guess that will change too when Barb hopps. Think about it with a rational mind, you may not get all the free stuff, but you earned yours and noone is fucking with you 24/7 because of it.
 
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