YT 03/07/19 - Fan sends Chris a Switch

[Anonnymush]

I'd be interested in seeing him open up a battle arena in smash, I wonder how fast he'd get locked out of the matches if he set it to "loser leaves".

 

[Phantom]

I give up. Chris isn't worth it, especially when I can't get footage. If anyone else wants to try friending him and recording it, go ahead.

You need the switch phone app to invite people to games if I'm not mistaken.

 

[PolarChoco]

All of you seem to be missing the obvious that Chris has finally found his true love.

The Switch is Chris' true love?

I give up. Chris isn't worth it, especially when I can't get footage. If anyone else wants to try friending him and recording it, go ahead.

I think online matches can be saved (think of how online battles can be saved in pokémon games).

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is apparently playing smash now. Gonna see if I can invite him to a game.
Edit: Shit, there's not an invite system. Should I just wait and hope he comes in? There's no messaging system on the switch either, so I just have to hope and pray that he joins the arena. I'm not going to create a twitter account just to ask Chris to battle with me, this feels w3enish enough as is. Don't have recording software either. Have any other kiwis added him?

Just send him some dick pics, I'm sure he'll comply.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

"GiBi" apparently stands for Good Idea Bad Idea according to him. He can be such a SPED at times. Remember when he thought Barb was The Captain?

Barb? He thought Marvin was. That was extremely unfounded. I don't know where he gets some of these ideas. I like him, but... dude, just do a little research, man!

 

[Nebula Slasher]

You need the switch phone app to invite people to games if I'm not mistaken.

Oh, okay. But would chris even have the app, and if he did, would he really pay attention to the invite?

 

[Ferris]

Oh, okay. But would chris even have the app, and if he did, would he really pay attention to the invite?

No, because that requires effort.

 

[Autisimodo]

Chris strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn't play Smash for the multiplayer and only sticks to fighting CPUs (lol) and Amiibos.

Besides if he's using only the Joycons as a controller (assuming the Switch is docked) then he reasonably wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Don't know about you girls, but this granny just got her tax returns done. My money's on Chris being the benefactor of a guy (I don't think there are two of these people at this point, but who cares) who just got his tax windfall and thought it'd be epic to befriend our hero by blowing a wad of cash we all know they'll regret blowing, soon enough. White knight or troll, they haven't done their homework. Chris rarely pays any kind of return on these investments, and I'm sure they'll get mad at him when he's not their promised BFF for life, soon enough.

Well, to be fair, Idea Guy(s?) got 6x of his 1k investment.

There’s no way he’s doing the story mode, because that shit’s long as fuck.

Chris can be autistically diligent, but only on monumental wastes of time. See multiple saves of Animal Crossing or Pokemon with mongolic amount of hours in.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Chris can be autistically diligent, but only on monumental wastes of time. See multiple saves of Animal Crossing or Pokemon with mongolic amount of hours in.

Well when you spend 37 years doing absolutely nothing with your life but entertaining yourself what do you expect?

 

[Tikbalang]

No, because that requires effort.

There are kids's shows tha Chris watched teach the value of hard work; but then again, chris being chris

 

[drtoboggan]

Well when you spend 37 years doing absolutely nothing with your life but entertaining yourself what do you expect?

He's going to go blind if he entertains himself too much.

 

[Optimus Prime]

At this point, Chris is pretty much a lost cause so morons wasting their money to send him a Switch really doesn't change anything. Clearly whoever sent this did not want the Farm knowing about it, and yet what does Chris immediately do? Read the letter explicitly stating not to read the letter on a video...on a video published on the internet.

Sure, we have to keep a diligent eye out for Idea Guys Mk. II, that I understand, but idiots trying to befriend Chris almost routinely learn it is a bad idea and it bites them in the end.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

He already got a switch version of a game and he says he "half-expected" getting a switch from fans. He is so entitled it's almost infuriating... if it also wasn't the trait that brought about his greatest lolcow moments.

 

[Fibonacci]

Wow way to fuck up a good oppertunity for sum lulz guyz. Coulda gave hem a fake chinese knockoff Switch and watched the I Have Autism Please Laugh At Me tardrage and go buttmad when he found out his Switch was actually a Bait en Switch (geddit?!) lolz we coulda trolled him zo hard... #diechrisdie #catpartysfault

But in all seriousness, Chris is keepin' the dream alive, I guess. Can't be blamed for expecting the expected after all. So long as A-logs exist there must always be the Waterheads/Kengles to balance the playing field. Za vashe zdorovie, OPL.

 

[Shibaru]

What do you expect, it was probably a white knight.

 

[Tikbalang]

When Chris use the motion controls, there's a chance that he might punching the hoard.
And also, with his new toy, there's a chance barb would die due to neglect

 

[Count Olaf]

And so another expensive luxury Chris does not need is dropped into his bulging lap after doing nothing more for it than metaphorically holding out his hand. It's times like these that make me really eager to see the day Barb dies and reality comes crashing down on him. So which is this time? Is this another White Knight giving him lavish expensive ass-pats, or is this another troll using the gift as bait to gain his trust so they can have a turn idea-guying him around?

 

[GrimaceCWC420]

Barb? He thought Marvin was. That was extremely unfounded. I don't know where he gets some of these ideas. I like him, but... dude, just do a little research, man!

I think you misunderstood what I meant, but maybe I should've elaborated more. In Chris' Apologies to the liked bronies video, Gibi thought that Barb's coughing was the Captain talking, he thought it was a "male voice" before realizing it was actually Barb.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I think you misunderstood what I meant, but maybe I should've elaborated more. In Chris' Apologies to the liked bronies video, Gibi thought that Barb's coughing was the Captain talking, he thought it was a "male voice" before realizing it was actually Barb.

That's true. Gibi may have a hearing problem. It was obviously a cough imho.