YT 03/07/19 - Fan sends Chris a Switch

It's a screengrab, you can pause the video and see that it's signed Steven & Sarah:
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I think it's an open and shut case that he didn't read it first.

:lit: Ohhhh... Derp.

Yeah I don't watch his videos when he's happy or in a good mood. I'm only in this for the chimpouts. There needs to be a payoff if I'm going to suffer his "y'all"s.. his entire dyslexicon.. his "duh" sounds where all the "th" sounds should be.. the unhinged constipated eel shriek jumpscares he likes to burst out with..

Zero surprise he's still the kid that rips his greeting cards open just enough to verify there's no money inside & then tosses it to the side without even taking it out of its envelope.
 
OK, I'm gonna try and call this whole thing now.

I reckon this is just some autistic stalker who's somehow more exceptional than Chris that wants to kidnap and do some weird Kathy Bates Misery type shit to him.
 
I thought this picture of "Steve" was a picture of a child dressed up like CWC (which might be child abuse) then I noticed the weird (married?) old man hand and now I'm equally disturbed.
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Is that some sort of weird elderly tranny? Flat chest, old man hand, blonde bob wig that looks designed for females, and all that weird shit in the letter that came with the Switch, about not talking to other people. Is the couple ruse an excuse ('but I'm a girl when I'm at home alone')? Is Chris being groomed by a legit perve?

And get Chris with his "you may add me as a friend". The phrasing is probably pure autism and wasn't meant to sound as snooty as it did, but god it sounds insufferably elitist. Our goddess has deigned us mere plebs worthy of the ability to add her to friends lists. Even when Chris isn't being creepy or weird, his strange speech patterns can sound like he's giving out serious attitude, and he doesn't realise it.
 
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I feel like this new troll is specifically putting in these weird disturbing things for us on Kiwi Farms. For example, in that freaky picture, Chris would probably see it as a cute imitation of his style. For us in the Farms, the elderly hand, small stature, and odd hair is disturbing. Could this all be an elaborate ruse to become the next big troll in CWC history by dropping unsettling clues in what they send and post for us Kiwi Farms users to analyze and comment on, therefore giving them the attention they wanted?
 
That's what I'm wondering, are Sarah and Steve really two people?
Why would they be using the same twitter account?
They're some weird dual personality wacko right?

Considering that trolls have used pictures of multiple different people while pretending to be the same sweetheart and Chris didn't notice, it could actually be a guy pretending to be two people by putting on a wig while pretending to be a woman and then switching back to the man my taking it off and Chris wouldn't be able to tell it's the same person.
 
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From the author of the Chris Comic - I’m not sure what to think
 
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From the author of the Chris Comic - I’m inclined to believe him since I don’t think he’s someone who’d lie in this situation when there’s no obvious benefit for him
What faggotry. Why am I not surprised. Anyway, this is really sad. Cappy has a kid and a wife, yet he's obsessed with a severely unbalanced tranny, who no one really likes.
 
What faggotry. Why am I not surprised. Anyway, this is really sad. Cappy has a kid and a wife, yet he's obsessed with a severely unbalanced tranny, who no one really likes.
no wonder that fucker left when the getting was good
cutting contact with chris because you're tired of his shit is one thing but thinking you can escape us is another entirely
 
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