Youtube 5/10: I am sick of the HATE

[Mason Verger]

I can only half agree with this. Chris was always free to refuse.

Chris hasn't been free in a very long time..

 

[Okkervils]

It's so hard with Chris, him being told to act crazy vs him trying to act crazy on his own would look exactly the same. Just look at that Jessica Quinn breakup video, it wasn't scripted, but it still didn't look like authentic emotion.

I think that may be the :autism:.

:powerlevel:
I have a friend who is on the spectrum, probably just a handful of steps ahead of Chris. He has the same issue, his expressions of emotion seem forced and odd. It's really similar.

 

[Mason Verger]

I think that may be the :autism:.

:powerlevel:
I have a friend who is on the spectrum, probably just a handful of steps ahead of Chris. He has the same issue, his expressions of emotion seem forced and odd. It's really similar.

That's what I mean though: acting is acting is acting. If he had a script that said "now pretend to be frustrated!" or his brain was saying "make your face frustrated!" it would look exactly the same.

I feel like "crash into slumber" "Greene county conspiracy" are maybe the few real emotional displays from Chris.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

This is not the voice of a lesbian soul.... fake news.

 

[thismanlies]

He looks like Howard Stern if he took hormone pills and escaped from an insane asylum.

 

[Wraith]

Three seconds in, this looks fake... moving right along.

 

[I'mPushingButtons]

I guess Chris wants attention for troll dollars

 

[TextChat Alchemist Lv 64]

He's reading from a script

That would imply that he's actually talking in words. I think his brain is just fried.

 

[Vaffanculo]

I hope he remembered to pay the mortgage today.

 

[lameandgay]

I'm thinking he might be Countdank's bitch now.

I don't see him getting involved with Chris shit. And if he is, that's just pretty depressing, becoming a ween to extend your interwebz fifteen minutes of fame.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Chris hasn't been free in a very long time..

Yeah, these days he's $50.

 

[Haesindang Park]

He's a metalhead at 1:21. Also, his facial expressions are so weird.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

He is going mad. He just posted 2 videos giving shout outs to school shooters.

He wasn't already?

 

[Rabbit Avatar]

There's nothing more lame and boring than fake "rage freakouts" on youtube, especially for a performance so half assed.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You really reach a point of limited returns with the mental illness.

Yet the weening will probably keep going until the cholesterol stops Chris' heart.

No, there will never be another Clyde Cash.

 

[deadson]

He's blaming Bob for THAT'S MY HOUSE

Well of course he is, nothing is ever Pristine Christine's fault!

 

[Muscle Bra]

He's blaming Bob for THAT'S MY HOUSE

I caught that too. That was pretty fucked up of him considering that Bob confronted him about it on camera.

I'm not sure if I agree with that. Reread the transcript below. The way Chris first talks about his father and then says that HE said the same thing makes me think Chris may be referring to himself in the third person, back when he was a man (and, to Chris's way of thinking, a different person). Otherwise, it makes no sense (even for Chris) to say that his father said something and to follow it up with "and then HE said it too".

My father always told me to STICK UP and STAND UP for myself and HE always said the same thing, you know he did! He told you all the address of this very house, AND our phone number!

IIRC, Bob only appeared in two videos ("Bob Walks In" and "That Is My House") and in a couple of prank calls and in none of them did Bob even come close to giving out Casa del Chandler's secret dox.

Again, since it was Chris who doxed himself numerous times, I really think he may have been referring to pre-tranny Chris as "HE".

 

[Nikachu]

He's acting, as in he's getting paid to act this way.

Idk he acted this way during one of his Twitch feeds when he was trying to hawk his shit on eBay and the latest begging video for $200 for the mortgage. I don't think anyone is making him do this, but he IS acting. I feel like it's his own autistic way of letting everyone know how dire the situation really is.

On an side note, my poor cat hates his vids. She will be in a dead sleep and then hate life as soon as she hears his voice

He's a metalhead at 1:21.

NO

 

[Virago]

I am sure somebody has brought this up before but hearing Chris trying to yell now always reminds me of this video of those hypothesized neanderthal vocalizations:

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

If you want to strike back at both Chris and dipshits giving him money:

1. Practice your "Christine W. Chandler" signature.
2. Go to your local Goodwill or Salvation Army store.
3. Buy all clown shirts and legos you can find.
4. Autograph and create certificate of authenticity.
5. Sell on ebay.
6. Profit.

Chris flips out, fools and money are parted, and we all get new content.

HAHA I thought you were the world's smartest man ?

Let me explain for you: the content we get is FORCED. Unfunny people are getting their* 1 minute of Fame and it's all fake Chris acting .

Chris alone left to his devices will do hilarious things .While I'm not the king of the world , my personal feeling after watching this video
Is that we3nz looking for attention will die off if there's no easy way to do it.

Then Chris content quantity lowers but quality increases.

Plus the human side of me says that this guy probably needs to prepare for his mother passing on soon. And while it's not my responsibility I'm certain that when she does he will blame stress from the Kiwi Farms LOL.

Hirtze, is that you?

Haha .that guy . He spent his tardbux on papier mache .I'm just feeling human today haha